• Congrats, OJ: you’ve officially been charged with kidnapping. [WLC]
• Blind items about Justin Timberlake are fun. [WW]
• Barry Manilow and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are in the middle of a bitch fight. [Gabsmash]
• Mena Suvari’s hair is beginning to reappear. [Bastardly]
• Lauren Conrad shared her top-secert diet tips. Ooooh. [RR]
• What’s going on with Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah? Just make out and get it over with already. [SOW]
• Ugh, Rod Stewart in boy shorts. [CS]
• Yay child labor! [GH]
• George Clooney’s new live-in girlfriend bit the head off a scorpion. Oh hey, circus freak. [Celebitchy]
• The back view of Pam Anderson is much better than the front view. [DH]
• Speaking of which, Kanye West still hates Pam Anderson. [CS]
• Cheryl Tweedy seems kinda slutty to me. [JIYH]

OJ Simpson’s booking photo was leaked earlier today, and ooo wee, isn’t he handsome!

According to TMZ, a Las Vegas judge ordered OJ to be held without bail on armed robbery charges. Sucks to be the Juice.  

Source

Las Vegas police arrested non-murderer OJ Simpson on Saturday on charges stemming from an armed robbery at a Vegas hotel. The police pinched OJ at his hotel room in the Palms Casino Resort on as-yet undisclosed charges.

Police also arrested Walter Alexander, and seized two guns suspected as the weapons involved in the armed robbery.

“I don’t know why they arrested him,” Simpson said Sunday. “I’ve stayed in contact with the police and the truth will come out.”

Simpson had already been questioned during the investigation into several items of sports memorabilia that were taken from collectors at a room in the Palace Station Hotel and Casino. Simpson has said the items belonged to him.

Alexander was arrested Saturday night and charged with two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, one count of conspiracy to commit robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon and one count of burglary with a deadly weapon, the source said.

OJ should get Johnny Cochran on the phone pronto. Oh wait… he can’t. Robert Kardashian, maybe? Nope, that probably won’t work either.

Las Vegas police confirmed today that OJ Simpson is a suspect in an alleged break in and robbery at an area hotel room. Alfred Beardsley, a memorabilia dealer, claimed OJ and five other men barged into his hotel room at Palace Station Hotel last night and took several items while holding him at gunpoint. Among the items taken was the suit OJ wore the day he was acquitted of murder.

Beardsley tells TMZ he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson’s crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them had guns drawn.

Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson’s book, “I Want to Tell You.”

Beardsley told TMZ he was uneasy about the arranged meeting and did not have the suit of clothes in the room when the six men entered.

Beardsley says he made a 911 call, and cops subsequently obtained a search warrant for the room. CSI investigators took Beardsley’s phone and took DNA samples and photos of his body. Beardsley says one of the guys roughed him up.

Police claimed they questioned OJ, but did not place him under custody. An active robbery investigation is currently underway.

Hide your Broncos.

• Jessica Biel would like “volleyball legs.” [DS]
• Did Tara Reid’s boobs get bigger? [Grumpiest]
• Ooo wee, Michelle Rodriguez has some face bloat going on. [CP]
• Sucks to be OJ Simpson, as usual. [Celebitchy]
• This was unexpected: Ed Harris is an asshole. [CS]
• OMGZ, Phoebe Price wasn’t always scary-looking. [Dlisted]
• Amanda Bynes has a clothing line (Holla, Cocoabutter! Kisses.) [HT]
• Despite rumors to the contrary, Peter Andre claimed his marriage to Katie Price is still strong. [SOW]
• Kieran and Rory Culkin are all grown-up. [EB]
• Check out Gwen Stefani’s L.A.M.B. ads. [WLC]
• Debra Messing should put on some pants. [Yeeeah]
• “Rush Hour 3″ kicked ass at the box office this weekend. [BC]
• Jessica Alba reportedly has a case of the herp. [CNW]
• Nicholas Cage has a wicked cute kid. [Gabsmash]
• Kate Hudson does the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. [JJ]
• Katherine Heigl should put down the cigs. [SW]
• Dog the Bounty Hunter book review (Holla, Ta2dmom!) [GTS]
• I really want Victoria Beckham’s pink Birkin. [GB]

Oh hey, Suri. [DS]

• What does Lindsay Lohan think of Scarlett Johansson? “Ugly, fat, and has no talent.” Well, at least Scarlett isn’t going to be ugly, fat, talentless and in jail. [AIW]
• Note to OJ Simpson: live call-in shows are probably not a good idea, as the public finds you completely repulsive. [GH]
• Whoopi Goldberg will replace Rosie O’Donnell on ‘The View.’ Holla. [Celebitchy]
• Jessica Alba chills at the drugstore. [DH]
• Kirsten Dunst still looks like a hobo. [CS]
• Let’s remember the good old days: Lindsay Lohan in a bikini while wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet. [Grumpiest]
• Chris O’Donnell’s wife is pregnant with their fifth child. Jeez louise. [GB]
• Hayden Panettiere + bikini. [JIYH]
• Goldie Hawn in a bikini = do not want. [SOW]
• Is Angelina Jolie headed to rehab? Probably not, but Star Magazine would like us to think so. [WW]
• How does Debbie Harry maintain her “youthful” appearance? Sheep embryos, of course. [CNW]
• Britney Spears’ cousin Alli Sims spoke out about Brit’s awesome parenting skillz. [CS]
• LA Galaxy fans are ready for David Beckham to go back home to the UK. [RC]
• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal appear to be back on. [JCC]
• Check out the “El Cantante” premiere. [GTS]

• Breaking news: Jay-Z wore a cute sweater in St. Tropez. [DS]
• OJ Simpson’s entire “If I Did It” manuscript leaked online, and it’s really special. [Celebitchy] 
• Lindsay Lohan looked hot, if not a bit elderly, during a photoshot with Bryan Adams. [WW]
• OMFG, new Wu Tang Clan this summer! [ASL]
• Bummer: Bruce Willis stuttered in high school. [DH]
• Tara Reid’s boobs just want to be free. [Glunp]
• I’m so sick of Fergie’s gray jeans. [WLC]
• Get ready for an Off-Broadway play about Claymates. [SOW]
• Oh no: Paula Abdul claims she’s writing a self-help. [INO]
• Some backward-ass gay activist started a petition to get Isaiah Washington back on “Grey’s Anatomy.” Don’t hold your breath, babydoll. [CS]
• I have no idea who Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder are, but I know they’re naked. [JIYH]
• More rumors about Hugh Hefner knocking up Holly Madison. [CS]