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Travis Barker’s ex-wife, Shanna Moakler, rushed to Augusta, Georgia to be by his side in the burn unit where he is currently being treated. The former Blink-182 drummer and DJ AM were the only survivors of an early morning plane crash in South Carolina. Both men suffered severe burns.

According to Shanna’s mother, the couple’s two children, Landon, 4, and Alabama, 2, were not told about their father’s plane crash.

Upon hearing the news of the crash, “Shanna flew out this morning, and I am going to L.A. to be with the children so that she can devote time to Travis,” Gail Moakler tells People.

“There’s still love between them,” says Gail Moakler. “They may be divorced, but they’re still very close. She spends a lot of time with him. Their priorities are their kids.”

The youngsters have yet to be told about the incident. “We’re waiting a bit to see what God brings,” says their grandmother, who adds, “Shanna spoke to Travis last night. He was defiant after the accident and didn’t want to be lifted in a helicopter, but rather an ambulance, so they had to knock him out.”

A friend of Travis and DJ AM told E! News that they were “really, really badly burned.” The source said DJ AM’s face is “very badly burned,” and he’s being “kept in an incubator” in a drug-induced coma while doctor’s attempt to repair his facial injuries with skin grafts.

The source added, “More than 50 percent of his body is burned and the worst is on his face.”

Travis, also in critical condition at the Joseph Still Burn Center in Augusta, GA, was burned “mostly from the waist down.”

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I think Shanna Moakler needs to step away from the internet for a bit. Like, even more than I need to step away from the internet. Every time I see homegirl in the news, it’s because of some beef she started on Myspace. Good God, who even still uses Myspace?

Anyhoo, Shanna’s latest drama involves Kim Kardashian and her propensity for black men. Kim claimed she only dates black dudes, but Shanna said that Kim most definitely does white dudes as well, because she caught her trying to boff her ex-husband, Travis Barker.

Why would Shanna care if Kim had something going on with her now-ex-husband? Probably because Shanna doesn’t have a j-o-b or a nail appointment to keep her busy and out of Kim’s business. Anyhoo, things got heated at a Malibu bbq (like most ghetto beefs) over the weekend when Shanna poured a drink over Kim’s head and angered her boyfriend, Reggie Bush.

I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2 and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!

Anyway, I threw my drink on her (Kim Kardashian). I decided I was tired of being the moral police! I went to grab my things and go when my girlfriend asked me where I was going. I just told her I absolutely didn’t want to be there if that whore was there. Then, Reggie comes up and says (Shanna switches to a Mr. T voice) “YO! Be careful what you say!” And I was like “Your girls a whore!” and he said it again: “Be careful what you say.” and I just told him again:  “Your girl’s a whore!”

Because that interview made absolutely no sense at all, Shanna issued a statement to TMZ further explaining her babble.

“Quite some time ago I received emails from her mobile device of VERY inappropriate conduct between herself and my husband at the time, that were NOT at all “friendly” and very much “romantically” inclined. I spoke to Kim Kardashian, asking her to please stay away from my family as we are trying to heal after a very trying time, she agreed and but failed to do so.

Kim’s friends told TMZ that she laughed off the incident because she isn’t into white dudes, so there’s no way she would hit that tattooed, mohawked shit. Shanna felt the need to immediately respond.

“Come on Kim, let the truth be told! You have dated numerous white guys. Your quote saying that you are not into white guys is a sham — not a SHIM [a she and a him] like you! How about you just be honest Kim and say, “Shanna, I’m sorry for f’n with your man!” It’s that simple… then you can deal with the aftermath from Reggie, you know — your man that you cheated on!”

Although this is tiresome and confusing, I’m forced to side with Shanna: Kim publicly dated Nick Lachey (totes Caucasian) shortly after his marriage with Jessica Simpson ended.

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  • OMG, Crips and Bloods are following Britney Spears. Side note: if one of those fellas happens to be reading this right now, please ask Britney to put on an effing bra. Thnx. [CB]
  • ABC picked up Lost for another season. [SOW]
  • Nice grandma dress. [BS]
  • Dolly Parton’s boobs wrecked her upcoming tour. [DL]
  • Salma Hayek attacks some paparazzi. [GH]
  • Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are officially divorced. [WLC]
  • Megan Fox is still too attractive to be dating Brian Austin Green. [RR]
  • Amy Winehouse’s husband will do anything for a little attention. [BB]
  • Check out Kanye West’s tribute to his mother at the Grammys. [GB]
  • Jessica Alba is still knocked up. [BST]
  • Goldfrapp remixes! [PB]
  • Oh, Ivana Trump. [CS]
  • Brooke Hogan is a dude. [WIMB]
  • Kat Von D allegedly hates “Jewbags.” [TB]
  • Some dude claimed he was boning Heather Mills while she was still with Paul McCartney. [RC]
  • Random Hilary Duff appearance. [DS]
  • Thanks to Tom Cruise, the wrath of Xenu is ruining real estate prices in my ‘hood. [RF]

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  • Who wore it best? [POTO]
  • Sarah Jessica Parker is wearing a donut. [WIMB]
  • Bijou Phillips fugs up Sundance. [BST]
  • Jessica Simpson will sue you if you claim she got dumped. [DH]
  • John Gibson is totes sorry for being an asshole. [GB]
  • Shanna Moakler is blogging again. [SOW]
  • Josh Hartnett made out with Kittenteeth. [CB]
  • Adnan Ghalib helped review sexual performance tools. Gross. [GH]
  • Britney Spears’ cracky uncle alleged they did meth together. Nice camper, btw. [WW]
  • Before there was Amy Winehouse, there was Dinah Washington. [MW]
  • The week in gossip rag covers. [CS]
  • Eva Longoria is the worst dressed celeb of the day. [BS]
  • Chantal Houghton can’t keep her shit together. [JIYH]

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  • Aww, such an adorable ticking time bomb. [POTO]
  • Lindsay Lohan apparently discovered vests. [DS]
  • Knocked up Halle Berry looked gorgeous on the cover of InStyle. [BST]
  • Suri is mean-muggin’. [WLC]
  • Bummer: Katherine McPhee’s wedding photos were rejected by the tabs. [WW]
  • Barf: possible I Love New York sex tape. [BS]
  • Oh hey, Katie Price’s new boobs. [SOW]
  • Australian officials detained Brandon Davis for attempting to carry $10,000 into the Sydney airport. [CB]
  • I don’t think I need another Terminator movie. [CP]
  • Shanna Moakler does Maxim. [GB]
  • Guess that hairy tat! [AIW]
  • Juicy blind items. [CS]
  • KT Tunstall is engaged. [MJ]
  • Check out Christina Aguilera’s new video for “Save Me From Myself.” [RC]
  • Jessica Alba takes off the sweats for once, and put on something pretty. [JIYH]
  • Keira Knightley gets fug for the cover of W. [AH]
  • Pam Anderson is still chilling with Tommy Lee. [GS]
  • Roberto Cavalli is kind of nuts. [RR]

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Despite persistent internet rumors claiming Travis Barker was found dead in his garage last week, the drummer’s on/off wife, Shanna Moakler, issued a Myspace bulletin (ooh, how official is that?) saying Travis was still alive and kicking.

“I’m not quite sure who would start such a sick rumor, even if it was done as a joke. I am happily laying next to my husband who is alive and well and it brings me great pleasure to stop a rumor as horrific as that. It is indeed FALSE.

health, wealth and happiness
shanna xoxoxooxoxoxo”

An unnamed source posted the following random ass bulletin, which many actually took as a legitimate source of information:

Last night on November 13th famous drummer Travis Barker was found dead in his garage. “He was found in his garage coming home from a dinner/award ceremony.”

Travis’s wifes exact words “everyone in the world has someone special who has died in there life. Maybe it hasn’t happen yet but please pray for Travis and my family. I would appreciate it and whoever did this to Travis is a sick! man.”

Yeah, like homeboy is still invited to “dinners/award ceremonies.”

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Newly-dumped Shanna Moakler showed up for the premiere of “LA Ink” in Beverly Hills Monday.

This is completely random, but her face really bothers me.  

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