• I didn’t really want to eat dinner anyways. [YH]
• Jessica Simpson can’t remember the words to her own lyrics. [CNW]
• Lisa Rinna is kinda pathetic. [PB]
• Shauna Sand is topless in public again. [GH]
• Oh snap, this looks painful. [AIW]
• Random Miley Cyrus appearance. [BST]
• No one cares about Vin Diesel. [TB]
• Nicole Richie is getting hella pregnant. [POTP]
• Celebrity tributes to Natasha Richardson. [TS]
• Michelle Williams and Matilda cute it up. [AS]
• Jewel discusses her crunked-up teeth. [CVL]
• Seth Rogan is on the cover of Playboy. [JS]
• American Idol update. [SOW]
• Heather Locklear is apparently not Melrose Place-bound. [BB]
• Rihanna is out, sans sunglasses. [INMF]
• Kanye West could face thirty months in jail. [GB]
• Avril Lavigne’s wardrobe still thinks it’s 1999. [DS]
• Lady Gaga admits to being a former stripper and crackie. [AG]
• Hella sequins. [AY]
• If you bought this for your kid, you’re probably an asshole. [LS]

• Madonna’s new boyfriend is allegedly riding dirty with some fug broad with an even fugger stomach tattoo. [YH]
• Pete Doherty should be barred by law from owning a pet. [SOW]
• Russell Brand wears baggy panties. [CS]
• Police charged Kanye West with three criminal misdemeanors today. [TB]
• Rihanna and Chris Brown are taking a break. [CVL]
• Valentino hangs with his ho’s. [JS]
• Justin Timberlake expands into tequila. [POTP]
• You look like a bunch of assholes. [BST]
• Angelina Jolie gets cuffed. [INMF]
• Two of OctoMom’s babies were allowed to go home. [HMG]
• Alessandra Ambrosio debuts daughter Anja. [GH]
• More marriage rumors for Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal. [GB]
• LeAnn Rimes addresses cheating rumors. [DS]
• Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman will team up for a new movie. [CB]
• Jessica Lange was hospitalized after falling at home. [BB]
• John Mayer has a way with words. [AIW]
• And he’s reportedly ready to make some money off those words. [PB]
• Beyonce discusses being a role model for the Obama Girls. [TS]
• Check out the poster for “Where the Wild Things Are.” [AS]
• Jennifer Lopez is supportive of Britney Spears. [AG]

Kanye West also attended the MET gala last night, and was accompanied by his hot-ass girlfriend, Amber Rose.

I’m not sure why, but I’m mildly obsessed Amber. I think it might be because I’m so astonished by her streetwear. Oh, and the fact that she’s totally into butch-looking broads. I mean, it’s just a weird combo, so I’m intrigued.

• Freida Pinto has a fug secret husband. [CB]
• Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty” voted sexiest video ever. [DS]
• Tameka Foster is out the hospital. [DL]
• Tracy Morgan’s apartment caught on fire. [GH]
• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes decided to skip the Oscars, which is logically, considering they both made shitty movies this year. [GB]
• Katy Perry’s wardrobe just got more ridiculous. [BST]
• Kirsten Dunst scares onlookers at Fashion Week. [TB]
• Solange Knowles attempts to Twitter herself to death. [CNW]
• Kanye West on his sex addiction. [POTP]
• Dina Lohan wants Lindsay Lohan to fatten up. [AG]
• Taylor Swift is on the cover of Rolling Stone. [INMF]
• Victoria Beckham has cute hair. [YH]
• John Mayer is going to the Oscars with Jennifer Aniston. [WIMB]
• “Basic Instinct” mini-reunion. [SOW]
• I’m going to guess “no.” [PB]
• “Sherlock Holmes” isn’t going so well for Guy Ritchie. [HMG]
• Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are still together. [CS]
• Jennifer Hudson is going on tour. [CVL]
• Tiger Woods debuts newborn son Charlie Axel. [BB]
• Totally a tumor. [CK]
• Nipple teasers make a comeback. [CR]
• Random Audrina Partridge appearance. [CFW]

• Shauna Sand has good ideas. [CK]
• Keyboardist Billy Powell, who survived Lynyrd Skynyrd’s 1977 plane crash, died today. [BB]
• New pregnancy rumors for Katie Holmes. [AIW]
• Kanye West plus another dumb idea. [GB]
• Neil Patrick Harris plus some ladies he probably didn’t knock up. [SOW]
• Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends were photographed buying medical marijuana. [TB]
• American Apparel has new problems. [RR]
• Katie Price called Lady Gaga “an arrogant little diva.” [AG]
• Blind items are fun. [DL]
• Kate Hudson does UK InStyle. [DS]
• Jennifer Aniston turned down an offer to pose in Playboy. [WIMB]
• Paris Hilton thinks chef Gordon Ramsey is the British prime minister. [CNW]
• Fergie plus girl-on-girl action. [YH]
• Did Tony Romo cheat on Jessica Simpson? [PB]
• VD-Fest. [BST]
• Billy Bob Thornton claimed he would like to work with Angelina Jolie again. [INMF]
• Natalie Portman is dreamy. [AY]
• More on the John Travolta extortion plot. [HMG]
• Jessica Alba versus Bill O’Reilly, part two. [GH]
• Scary. [CVL]

• Ooh, girl… no. [TB]
• Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace friends are kind of creepy. [IBBB]
• Dexter married his sister. [WIMB]
• Kim Kardashian tells us sweet lies. [AG]
• Kanye West wants less fans. My suggestion: give more interviews. [CNW]
• Jeremy Piven claimed to be embarrassed by his mercury illness. [GH]
• Whitney Port “working.” [BST]
• Ryan Seacrest just wants to be loved by Brangelina. [CK]
• So he was trying to fake his own death? Idk. [BB]
• Sadly, I will be Tivo’ing “Pete Doherty In 24 Hours.” [RR]
• Sacha Baron Cohen’s jokes were not appreciated by the Golden Globes crowd. [SOW]
• More arrivals from the Golden Globes. [INMF]
• Prince Harry is kind of an asshole. [GB]
• Cameron Diaz needs to check her roots. [DH]
• Heather Mills got a scary-mommy haircut. [AIW]
• Nicole Richie looked lovely at the Art of Elysium Gala. [CS]
• Kelly Brook plus lingerie. [YH]
• Deconstructing Rocco DiSpirto’s penis. [DL]
• I STILL don’t understand Lady Gaga. [PB]

• Please comb your hair and stop smirking. [CK]
• Beyonce should consider laser hair removal. [CS]
• Kristen Stewart is set to play Joan Jett in the Runaways biopic. [DS]
• Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty want to star in a movie together. [HMG]
• Kelly Ripa divorce rumors. [INMF]
• Britney Spears’ “deadly diet.” [PB]
• Stephen Colbert takes on Kanye West. [SOW]
• Alessandra Ambrosio looked dreamy at the Victoria’s Secret store opening party. [BST]
• Anne Hathaway plus side boob. [TB]
• More from Britney’s birthday bash. [WIMB]
• Victoria Beckham claimed her sons are very polite. [GB]
• Paris Hilton keeps a close watch over her own cleavage. [IDWYL]
• Pregnant celebs revealed. [AY]
• Heidi Montag’s mother is “devastated” over her fake marraige. [BB]
• Uma Thurman looks very skinny. [GB]
• Kevin Federline discusses his relationship with Britney. [AIW]
• Kid Rock wants to get Duffy pregnant. [HM]
• Demi Moore’s daughter Scout had her coming out party in Paris. [CDL]