Kylie Minogue bragged to the media at Cannes last week that she has a “black girl’s butt.” White girl Kylie went on to compare her ass to that of Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez. Dear Lord.

She is reported to have said: “Look at my butt. I’ve got a great black girl’s butt, kinda like Beyonce and J.Lo. I may be from Australia but I think I must have some blackness in me.

“You’ll never hear me wishing I had a smaller butt. The bigger the better.”

Ok, I’ll just leave it at that.

• Mary-Kate Olsen has very sad-looking cleavage. [MG]
• Congrats may be in order for Drea de Matteo; the former “Sopranos” star is reportedly pregnant with her first child. [INO]
• Kylie Minogue is vamping it up in NYC. [DS]
• Donald Trump is now a grandfather. Trump’s son Donald Jr. and his wife Vanessa became first-time parents this weekend with the birth of daughter Kai Madison. [AIW]
• Kelly Clarkson looked a hot mess at the Wango Tango music festival in Irvine, CA this weekend. [CS]
• Ben Affleck got his cute on with daughter Violet. [ASL]
• Britney Spears caused a traffic pile-up when she pulled over to the side of the road to change SPF’s diaper on Sunday. [Celebitchy]
• Finally, a reason to like Candy Spelling. [CS]
• Porn star Kim Kardashian was spotted making out with new boyfriend Reggie Bush at Teddy’s nightclub. Get your video cameras ready. [DH]
• Lindsay Lohan let her nips slip at the beach. NSFW. [JIYH]
• According to a leaked document by a psychologist who examined Joe Francis, the Girls Gone Wild douche has “narcissistic features.” No shit. [EB]
• Lily Allen is feeling better since yesterday’s “fat” blog. [SOW]
• Christina Aguilera spent Mother’s Day with her mom at the Ivy. [WLC]

These are the promo ads for Kylie Minogue’s much-hyped swimwear for H&M. Although they’re photoshopped all to hell, she still looks amazing.

From looking at these photos, it’s hard to believe Kylie was going through chemo just last year to treat her breast cancer–she looks so healthy and happy.

Kylie Minogue arrived looking absolutely gorgeous at a Shanghai, China concert to promote her new line of swinwear for H&M this week.

I do have one tiny complaint about Kylie’s look: I really wish homegirl would have laid off the red lipstick just a bit. Well, ok, she should have laid off the lipstick a lot.

On the plus side, I love the dress and hair.

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Kylie Minogue spoke out against fans harassing her former boyfriend Olivier Martinez. The couple ended their four year long relationship recently after cheating allegations surfaced against Olivier. Kylie’s fan apparently took the news hard, and responded by harassing the French actor.

“He simply does not deserve the kind of harassment or vitriol to which he has been subjected,” she writes in a message posted on her Web site last night.

Minogue and Paris-born actor Martinez announced their split on Feb. 2, after four years together. The couple’s parting follows reports that Martinez, 41, was seen with younger women in Los Angeles twice at the end of January while Minogue, 38, remained in Britain.

In a message posted on kylie.com Friday night, Minogue writes: “As for the treatment Olivier has received of late, I can only reiterate that he simply does not deserve the kind of harassment or vitriol to which he has been subjected. For someone whom I have enormous love and respect, and communicate with, it is so grossly unfair: to demonize an honest man. I would ask of you, my fans, to show your support for both Olli and myself as a separation is never easy.”

Kylie made her first post-split appearance last week at a London museum exhibition of her stage costumes. At the event, she told waiting reporters that Olivier had sent his best regards. “It’s all good,” she said.

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• Singer/model Jamie Burke seems intent on banging every startlet on the scene; after having high profile hook ups with Kate Moss, Courtney Love, and Lindsay Lohan, sources claimed Burke moved on to Sienna Miller. That’s the natural progression, I guess. [Dlisted]
• The relationship between Kylie Minogue and Olivier Martinez is apparently over for good; Olivier reportedly plans to sell the boat he bought for Kylie as a token of his love for her. [ASL]
• Adrianne Curry is still bitching about how Tyra Banks effed her over. [Evil Beet]
• Star magazine claimed ‘Lost’ stars Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan are getting married this summer. [INO]
• Ryan Phillippe allegedly has a new lady friend; photogs caught the newly single actor having dinner with eighteen year old Nikki Reed, star of the frightening coming of age flick ‘Thirteen.’ [Celebitchy]
• Ivanka Trump put her big, fake tit-tays away for a demure look. [CDL]
• Drew Barrymore wears panties, thank God. [SOW]
• Orlando Bloom is trying to crash your airplane. [Derek Hail]

Kylie Minogue confirmed she has split from her lying, cheating boyfriend Olivier Martinez. The former couple issued a joint statement claiming the split was mutual, and said they plan to remain “very close friends.”

A joint statement released on behalf of the pair read: “Olivier Martinez and Kylie Minogue have officially confirmed that they are no longer a couple.

“They have made it clear that the decision to go their separate ways was mutual and amicable.

“The media’s false accusations of disloyalty have saddened them both. The two remain very close friends.”

New cheating allegations surfaced in the past few weeks, claiming Olivier had been picking up broads around Hollywood.