• Little Miley Cyrus is on the cover of Elle. [POTP]
• Sam Lutfi is mad as hell, and he’s not gonna take it anymore. [AIW]
• Lily Allen slipped a nip again. [HM]
• Victoria Beckham better watch her back. [BB]
• Feel Corey Feldman’s pain. [CS]
• Lady Gaga plus boob. [WIMB]
• Mariah Carey apologized for her performance at the Michael Jackson memorial. [AG]
• Scary. [YH]
• Ryan Gosling announced plans to release an album. [HMG]
• A medical examiner ruled Steve McNair’s death a murder/suicide. [GH]
• Kate Winslet discusses her boobs again. [INMF]
• Halle Berry and fam cute it up. [CVL]
• Janet from “Three’s Company” got busted. [CNW]
• Emma Watson flashed her knickers. [SOW]
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are still together. [TB]
• Hayden Panettiere is promoting some movie. [BST]
• Michael Jackson’s kids face an uncertain future. [PB]
• Peter Andre vows to keep it in his pants. [GB]

Lily Allen performed her much-anticipated show in LA last night. According to critics, the only low part of the show was when Lily’s bro-tat pal Lindsay Lohan jumped onstage for a half-hearted chorus of “Womanizer.”

• Ashton Kutcher Twittered his wife’s ass. [HMG]
• Brian Austin Green managed to get a job. [INMF]
• Matt Lauer was injured in an accident with a deer. [GH]
• Check out Lily Allen’s new video for “Not Fair.” [PB]
• Amy Winehouse’s new disc isn’t going so well. [AIW]
• Holly Madison on her DWTS competition. [CFW]
• Slyvia Plath’s son, Nicholas Hughes, sadly followed down her same unfortunate path. [DS]
• Leann Rimes’ husband is a closet case? No way! [GB]
• Winnie Cooper got hitched. [SOW]
• Fred Durst is still talking about that time a million years ago when he banged Britney Spears. [CNW]
• The new Jennifer Aniston flick is going to be filled with beautiful people. [AG]
• Katy Perry has really shitty taste in dudes. [POTP]
• Robin Williams is recovering from heart surgery. [CVL]
• Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of French Vogue. [JS]
• Ethan Hawke has a mini-me, sans goatee. [LS]
• A-Rod loves hookers. [YH]
• Nice dye-job. [WIMB]
• Katie Price and some little ponies. [BST]
• Madonna fired her nanny before she could quit. [TB]
• Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant are working on a film together. [AS]
• Victoria Beckham gets bendy for Armani. [TS]
• Annika Sorenstam is pregnant. [CS]
• David Letterman married his long-time partner, Regina Lasko. [BB]

Lily Allen and her Uggs flipped their shit on a photographer in London today. Why did the tiny singer feel the need to punch and kick a random dude with a camera? Idk, hormones or something.

It all started when a crush of pappers tried to shoot Lily leaving her London home — a photog was shoved into her car, and the singer began cussing everyone out.

Lily eventually got into a car, and when she arrived at a recording studio a short time later — and saw more paps — she allegedly fired a water bottle at one of them. That’s when we’re told Lily attacked a different snapper, punching and kicking him until security broke it up.

This isn’t Allen’s first spat with paps — she was arrested for a similar incident almost two years ago to the day.

Menace to society, yo. Time to put a trick in jail, no matter how good her “Straight to Hell” cover is.

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Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen got bro tats on their index finger reading “Shhh..” but unfortunately, Rihanna had the tattoo first. After learning about her tattoo faux pas, Lily admitted she was hella embarrassed.

“I’ve since found out Rihanna’s got the same thing, so it’s not really, I mean she’s very cool, but I thought I was being original.”

I suggest turning the “Shhhh…” “Shhhhit.” I mean, whatev, but my idea totally works.

• Mischa Barton would like us to stop discussing her weight issues. [CB]
• Princess Tiaamii isn’t happy. [GB]
• Mel Gibson denies the “sugar-tits” quote. [HM]
• Sienna Miller is still (allegedly!) a slut. [YH]
• Check out the trailer for season five of “The Hills.” [PB]
• Dita Von Teese plus scary-colored dress. [AY]
• Whole lotta herpes. [WIMB]
• Lily Allen plus TMI. [TB]
• It’s almost time for another season of “So You Think You Can Dance.” [SOW]
• Hilary Duff wins at life, OK, Faye Dunaway? [CK]
• Blind items are fun. [DL]
• Lindsay Lohan attended a random Oscar party. [BST]
• Natalie Portman got flirty with Robert Pattinson. [POTP]
• Let’s take a moment to reminisce about Chris Brown and Rihanna’s bro tats. [CR]
• Renee Zellweger does UK Marie Claire Magazine. [INMF]
• Charles Barkley is headed to jail over a BJ. [CS]
• George Clooney had a good reason to skip the Oscars. [CFW]
• Val Kilmer and his crotch take over New Orleans. [HMG]
• Joaquin Phoenix wasn’t bothered by Ben Stiller’s parody. [AIW]
• Lindsay Lohan is topless for another photo shoot. [CNW]
• Chris Brown is trying to win back Rihanna. [AG]

Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen cemented their new friendship on Wednesday with bro tats. The pair spent the day hanging out at the Chateau Marmont, and later hit up a West Hollywood tattoo studio where they had “Shhh…” inked on their index fingers.

Unfortunately for Lindsay and Lily, Rihanna had the same idea for a tattoo; the R&B singer tattooed “Shhh…” on her own index finger last year.