• Why so shiny? [DS]
• Angelina Jolie topped Forbes “Most Powerful” list. [BB]
• Melissa Joan Hart is a Grade-A asshole. [AG]
• Lindsay Lohan’s addictive personality is on a rampage again. [POTP]
• Another dumb quote courtesy of Megan Fox. [CVL]
• Kendra Wilkinson at the premiere of “The Hangover.” [IDWYL]
• George Clooney is still banging broads half his age. [WIMB]
• Shia LaBeouf signed on for the sequel to “Wall Street.” [HMG]
• Katie Price is still wearing her ridiculous wedding ring. [CS]
• Eminem admitted to being in on the “Bruno” prank. [TS]
• Bobby Brown added another baby to the pile. [GB]
• More Carla Bruni nudz! [GH]
• Celebs flocked to the Staples Center for the Lakers game. [INMF]
• Drew Barrymore dresses like an asshole, still dating Justin Long. [PB]
• Miranda Kerr got naked for the cover of Rolling Stone Australia. [BST]
• And Bar Refaeli let her vag hang out on the cover of GQ Italia. [YH]
• Masturbating suddenly got much more dangerous. [CNW]
• Ben Affleck chills in my ‘hood. [AS]
• Bar Refaeli naked on yet another magazine cover. [JS]

• Mariah Carey celebrated her one year wedding anniversary, barely squeezed her ass into a dress. [TS]
• Goldie Hawn isn’t an Owen Wilson fan. [JS]
• Khloe Kardashian is an annoying Twitter-er. [POTP]
• Coldplay offered their new live disc free to fans. [AG]
• Ali Lohan in a bikini makes me uncomfortable. [YH]
• Rebecca Romijn wants you to hate her. [TB]
• George Clooney is still bagging broads. [BST]
• Friends claim Jon Gosselin is not a cheater. OT: Kate Gosselin’s hair makes me want to kill porcupines. [GH]
• Oliver Stone and Michael Douglas get to work on “Wall Street 2.” [HMG]
• Hayden Panettiere auditioned for the “Footloose” remake. [GB]
• No Doubt do The Today Show. [BB]
• Nicole Kidman dishes on her marriage to Tom Cruise. [WIMB]
• Heidi Klum got Vulcan at the premiere of “Star Trek.” [SOW]
• David Bowie has an older son. [PB]
• Katy Perry and Travis Barker reunite. [CFW]
• Random Keanu Reeves appearance. [AS]

• Pamela Anderson continues to age gracefully. [TB]
• George Clooney wants to be adopted. [SOW]
• I guess this means we can look for AJ McClean on the next season of Celebrity Rehab? [CS]
• Aretha Franklin’s inauguration hate is making history. [CK]
• Mischa Barton does Paris. [DR]
• Paris Hilton threw a tea party. [YH]
• Nice job slandering this lady, Australia. [BB]
• Avril Lavigne is a mess. [AIW]
• Lady Gaga takes her job very seriously. [AG]
• Tom Cruise is very excited. [WIMB]
• I don’t want to see anymore. [AY]
• Russell Brand picked up some classy broads. [BST]
• Taylor Swift does Teen Vogue. [CFW]
• The ladies from “Mad Men” are wicked hot. [PB]
• Geri Halliwell is engaged to some dude. [HMG]
• Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” is headed to Broadway. [GB]
• Also headed to Broadway: Jennifer Lopez. [INMF]
• PETA’s Superbowl ad was banned by NBC. [DS]

• Oh hey… Janet Jackson. [YH]
• Victoria Beckham is immune to cold. [AY]
• Beyonce was overwhelmed by the inauguration. [AG]
• The Sex and the City sequel is a go. [WIMB]
• George Clooney will return to ER. [HMG]
• Someone reportedly tried to extort John Travolta with photos of his dead son. [GH]
• Kevin Federline is faaaaaaaaaat. [CFW]
• Pam Anderson is looking a bit tired. [BST]
• Akon claimed he doesn’t know his age. [TB]
• Everyone wants to bang Eva Mendes. [CNW]
• Get ready for a new season of Survivor. [GS]
• The Razzie nominations are out. [SOW]
• Where are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s twins? [PB]
• Nice hat. [DR]
• Ronnie Wood is still with that teenage girl. [CS]
• Renee Zellweger reportedly hooked up with Dan Abrams. [CK]
• The man accused of murdering Jennifer Hudson’s family plead guilty. [AIW]
• Diane Sawyer gets crunk on GMA. [GB]
• Andy Dick discussed his bisexuality on the Tyra Banks Show. [AH]
• Shia LaBeouf isn’t exactly a master of disguise. [INMF]
• Sasha and Malia dolls! [BB]
• Rihanna wants to be a movie star. [DS]
• Dear lord, put on some pants. [IDWYL]

Brad Pitt teamed up with old homie George Clooney to promote their new film “Burning Before Reading” at the Venice Film Festival this week. Naturally, the media peppered Brad with questions about newborn twins Knox and Vivienne at today’s press conference for the film.

“The twins are fine.” He then raised his water glass like a toast, and took a sip.

The pair joked their way through the press conference, knocking back personal questions with charm, and a few winks.

Asked if he planned on getting married and having children, Clooney said: “I am so surprised to hear that question. This honestly is the first time I’ve ever been asked that question. I’m getting married and having children today.”

Added Pitt: “And until then, I’ll be sharing mine with him.”

Then, in response to a question about how many kids were enough,Angelina Jolie’s other half wisecracked, “I’ll have two more by next year.”

That last quote would be funny if it weren’t for the fact that they average two new kids a year.

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• Ooo. Wee. Girl. [BB]
• Denise Richards’ E! reality show was canceled. [AIW]
• George Michaels performed his last concert ever. [PB]
• This is Hayden Panettiere’s birthday suit. [BST]
• The paps are dunzo with John Mayer. [WIMB]
• Justin Long and Kirsten Dunst hooked up. [TB]
• Phoebe Price works it. [DL]
• Isis, the first transgender contestant on ANTM, pimps out the show’s September 3 season premiere. [SOW]
• George Clooney and Brad Pitt made an appearance at the Venice Film Festival. [HMG]
• Enough with the effing toe. [GB]
• Dr Dre’s 20 year old son was found dead in his home this week. [FH]
• Shawn Johnson does The Late Show with David Letterman. [DS]
• Kate Hudson steals hair product. [DH]
• Karl Lagerfeld has his own teddybear. [CFW]
• Sienna Miller has a hot sister. [RR]
• Jack Osbourne claimed his family’s reality show made his father appear dumb. [CS]
• Jessica Simpson performs in Sacramento. [IDWYL]

• Are we sure Madonna’s daughter Lourdes is only 11 years old? [ICYDK]
• I wish Brigitte Nielsen would stop whatever it is she’s doing in these photos. [AIW]
• Jessica Albatakes the post-pregnancy norks shopping for expensive produce. [FH]
• Someone stole Ian Curtis’ headstone. [GB]
• Jonah Hill gets his mack on with some broad. [BST]
• Jennifer Lopez’s tummy looks amazing post-twins. [TB]
• Madonna reportedly planned her break up from her husband for months, in an effort to sell more concert tickets. [YH]
• Barf: Maggie Gyllenhaal sought Katie Holmes’ approval before she took the Rachel Dawes role in The Dark Knight. [TB]
• Sarah Lawsonspills the deets about her relationship with George Clooney. [PB]
• I hate Brooke Hogan. [DR]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson take the next step in their relationship. [DS]
• Heath Ledger is featured in the massive billboard campaign for The Dark Knight. [BB]
• Deets for Big Brother 10. [CS]
• Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal take their shenanigans to London. [CFW]
• One of the kids from Home Improvement got tasered during an altercation at Choice Hotels. [DH]
• Check out new music from Fleet Foxes. [MW]
• Ben Kingsley discusses Shutter Island. [BB]