I have no clue why Janice Dickinson is still invited to red carpet events. She shows up, smiles with her mouth open, looks deranged, and says something gross that only a perverted grandma would say. No thnx.

Anyhoo, Janice attended the premiere of “Superbad” this week.

Janice Dickinson took her “bikini body” to a Malibu beach yesterday to get some more sun, because I suppose she thinks her tan isn’t already dark enough. Leather is sexy, y’all.

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Janice Dickinson was apparently feeling cheeky this week; while exiting a restaurant, the 53 year old former model lifted her skirt up to show the waiting photographers her panties. Her date, some dude, didn’t seem to mind.

Meanwhile, her two children were at home drinking Drano.

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• Debra Messing would like to show you her nipples. [SOW]
• Janice Dickinson claimed she would like to sleep with Simon Cowell. Along with other dude with a pulse. [INO]
• Jodie Marsh is gross and looking for a husband. [JIYH]
• Jessica Alba gets deep. [DH]
• R. Kelly has lost his goddamn mind. The R&B singer recently claimed he was “the Ali of our time.” The Ali of our time who pisses on 14 year old broads. [CS]
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• Non-shocker of the day: Fergie is still working on her fitness. [TheBlemish]
• Lindsay Lohan hired that dude Doug from Trading Spaces to decorate her new NYC home. [ASL]
• My homeboy Cocoabutter can caption a photo better than anyone else I know. In response to these photos of Britney Spears, Cocoabutter had this to say: Brit, Sam Jackson called. He said, “Bitch take off my muthafuckin hat before you give me lice.” [AIW]
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Janice Dickinson went on a vag-flashing rampage at the Ed Hardy fashion show this week. For her sake, I hope she was high on crack or something, because otherwise, I think she might need to seek mental health evaluation immediately. Anyhoo, Janice and her antics apparently freaked out the fashion show organizers so badly, she’s reportedly been barred from future LA Fashion Week shows. Oh snaps.

According to inside sources, Janice Dickinson refused to sit in the seat assigned to her — claiming she wasn’t close enough to the media — and instead sat in seats assigned to Fern Mallis, lead organizer of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week, and Davis Factor, co-creator of Smashbox Studio. Though she was heard yelling, “I’m not moving for anyone, I don’t care who it is,” she switched seats after being reprimanded by Factor himself.

Dickinson wasn’t done causing trouble just yet though. She then trashed Ed Hardy clothing to reporters, saying “Those t-shirts are worth $5 … it only cost them $5 to make in China,” but added they may be worth money in twenty years. The model/trainwreck then caused a scene backstage when she stuck her foot in a giant tub of ice after claiming a model “broke her toe.”

Dickinson has since been requested not to attend future shows “by the powers that be” at IMG, a leading talent agency.

TMZ spoke with Christian Audigier, CEO and creator of Ed Hardy, who said, “Janice is a good friend of mine, and she was fine at the show. It was a great situation and we would be more than happy to have her back.”

Maybe it was just her menopause medication making her crazy?

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Janice Dickinson learned last week that not everyone enjoys her off the cuff behavior. While grabbing up free swag last Friday at a Golden Globes freebie suite, organizers booted her ass for causing a scene. From Page Six:

The self-proclaimed “World’s First Supermodel” was kicked out of the Silver Spoon Hollywood Buffet suite, a luxury gifting site at a private home in Beverly Hills, after she defaced a poster for Magaschoni cashmere. Dickinson first irked organizers when she signed her name to a poster for Etienne Aigner shoes and added a profanity about Andy Dick. She then got kicked out after scribbling on the Magaschoni banner. As she was escorted out, Dickinson screamed, “Please don’t take away my swag - it wasn’t my fault!”

Homegirl has no shame.

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