• Nice smoker’s claw. [YH]
• Scott Wolf and his “Real World” wife had a baby. [BS]
• “Project Runway” is returning this summer! [SOW]
• Megan Fox plus crotch-grab. [TB]
• Chris Brown is still down with the ladies. [WIMB]
• Kim Kardashian plays grab-ass with Lil Kim. [TS]
• Amy Winehouse is showering, working, and divorcing. [JS]
• The South Shore knows how to bring the sarcasm! Holla, Scituate![LS]
• Russell Brand joined the G20 protesters today in London. [AS]
• Miley Cyrus wants you to just let her boobs grow. [CVL]
• God, I hate April Fool’s Day. So stupid. [GS]
• Justin Timberlake is producing a new reality TV game show. [AG]
• Brad Pitt wants to get married again. [CNW]
• Tori Spelling needs a sandwich, stat. [PB]
• The fabric store apparently ran out of plaid. [AY]
• Check out the promotional poster for season five of “The Hills.” [CS]
• Khloe Kardashian is shameless. [BST]
• “Guiding Light” is dunzo. [DL]
• Scarlett Johansson cracks a bottle. [DS]
• Britney Spears still has a thing for backup dancers. [BB]
• Did I mention I hate April Fool’s jokes? [AIW]
• Another sex scandal for Oprah Winfrey’s school. [GB]
• John Mayer admitted to making out with some gross dude. [POTP]
• I’m sorry, Mr. Alyk, but you do not get a pass. [GH]

• Kate Moss attempts to time-travel back to an age when Claire’s Boutique was still cool. [CVL]
• Kathy Griffin’s best Paris Hilton imitation. [AS]
• Marg Helgenberger and her long-time husband are dunzo. [SOW]
• A former housekeeper sued Kobe Bryant and his wife for being shitty employers. [DS]
• Guess dat ass. [CS]
• Oh gross. [TB]
• Casting news for the next “Twilight” film. [TS]
• Dina Lohan aggressively Twitters. [POTP]
• Check out the trailer for “Where the Wild Things Are.” [HMG]
• Lauren Conrad’s clothing line is dunzo. [AG]
• Kanye West is the smartest man alive, umkay? [CNW]
• Sarah Jessica Parker just keeps getting more and more beautiful. [JS]
• Neither? [AY]
• I want one! [LS]
• Madonna said knock you out. [BB]
• Amy Winehouse is never gonna give you up, never gonna run around and desert you.  [YH]
• Angeline Jolie wants Brad Pitt to keep his paws to himself. [PB]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt drags the paparazzi on vacation in Mexico. [BST]
• Who got the boot from Dancing with the Stars? It’s complicated. [AIW]

Amy Winehouse, who was reportedly forced to go back to the drawing board for her new disc, attempted to scale the fence around her new home this week. The singer was assisted by some dude with a very unpleasant attitude.

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• I didn’t really want to eat dinner anyways. [YH]
• Jessica Simpson can’t remember the words to her own lyrics. [CNW]
• Lisa Rinna is kinda pathetic. [PB]
• Shauna Sand is topless in public again. [GH]
• Oh snap, this looks painful. [AIW]
• Random Miley Cyrus appearance. [BST]
• No one cares about Vin Diesel. [TB]
• Nicole Richie is getting hella pregnant. [POTP]
• Celebrity tributes to Natasha Richardson. [TS]
• Michelle Williams and Matilda cute it up. [AS]
• Jewel discusses her crunked-up teeth. [CVL]
• Seth Rogan is on the cover of Playboy. [JS]
• American Idol update. [SOW]
• Heather Locklear is apparently not Melrose Place-bound. [BB]
• Rihanna is out, sans sunglasses. [INMF]
• Kanye West could face thirty months in jail. [GB]
• Avril Lavigne’s wardrobe still thinks it’s 1999. [DS]
• Lady Gaga admits to being a former stripper and crackie. [AG]
• Hella sequins. [AY]
• If you bought this for your kid, you’re probably an asshole. [LS]

Amy Winehouse showed up to a London court yesterday to plead not guilty to assaulting a fan at a charity ball. The singer, who arrived late and blew kisses to the photographers, teetered on heels and had a difficult time keeping her short dress pulled down.

Winehouse, 25, is charged with punching dancer Sherene Flash at the ball in Berkeley Square last September.

Ms Flash, 30, is said to have asked her for a photo and while the star initially agreed, she then allegedly lashed out.

Winehouse is then said to have fled the star-studded event crying: “Life can’t go on.”

The judge released Amy on bail and set the trial for July 23.

• Amy Winehouse was denied a US work visa because of another assault charge. [AIW]
• One of Martha Stewart’s dog blew up in an explosion. [BB]
• This looks like a bad idea. [CK]
• Oprah Winfrey warned Rihanna that Chris Brown will beat her again. [CS]
• Freida Pinto scored a cosmetics deal. [DS]
• Jessica Simpson brought out the cut-offs again. [DL]
• Eva Mendes discusses eating hairy kangaroo tail. Sounds delish. [GB]
• OctoMom’s publicist quit claimed, “This woman is nuts.” Duh. [GH]
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel appeared on SNL this weekend. [HMG]
• That broad who kind of lost the last season of The Bachelor joined Dancing with the Stars. [INMF]
• Pam Anderson needs to put her tits away. [PB]
• Shauna Sand has high hopes for her daughters. [TB]
• I would look totes cute in that. [AY]
• Ew, Kat Von D. [YH]
• Fergie isn’t pregnant, in case you were wondering. [AG]
• Oh hey, it’s my imaginary wife, Amber Rose. [POTP]
• A crazy lady threatened Jade Goody with a hammer. [CVL]
• Jimmy Kimmel discussed his break up with Sarah Silverman on The View. [JS]
• This is why I don’t drive. [SL]
• Random Milla Jovovich appearance. [BST]
• Ginnifer Goodwin is dating Justin Long. [CB]
• Kingston Rossdale is assy. [SOW]

Amy Winehouse arrived back in the UK after spending the past few months on vacation in St. Lucia. During the seven hour flight back to London, Amy reportedly lashed out at a fellow passenger for “giving her the eye.”

A pal said: “Amy went wild. She thought this guy was giving her strange looks and just lost it.

“She was nervous about coming back and seeing Blake so it didn’t take much to push her over the edge.”

Amy arrived at Gatwick airport at 7.30am and declared: “I love London more than anyone in the world.”

Amy claimed she returned to London to reunite with her estranged husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, who was released from prison last week. Unfortunately for Amy, Blake had other plans. His mother said he still plans to divorce Amy, and “left the country” when heard Amy was headed back to town.

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