• Hold the phone: Britney Spears has dark hair again. [CS]
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• Everyone wants Michael Jackson’s babies. [BB]
• Lindsay Lohan looks like hell again. [IDWYL]
• I hope they make hillbilly babies together. [GB]
• Diane Keaton was rushed to hospital yesterday after she got a sumo smack-down. [GH]
• Billy Mays likely died of heart disease. [HMG]
• Another ridiculous “Bruno” premiere. [INMF]
• Mariah Carey films yet another music video. [PB]
• Solange Knowles has a major package. [SOW]
• Please stop talking, Joe Jackson. [TB]
• Mischa Barton is so gorgeous. [WIMB]
• More from the making of the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. [YH]
• Britney Spears isn’t dead, despite what Twitter may tell you. [AG]
• BET Awards 2009 red carpet photos. [POTP]
• Melissa Rycroft is engaged. [AS]
• Is it required that you must dress like an asshole at the Glastonbury Festival? [AY]
• Finally. [TS]
• Leighton Meester is busy filming season three of “Gossip Girl.” [PB]
• More from Kendra Wilkinson’s weekend wedding. [AIW]
• The Kardashians celebrate Khloe Kardashians birthday. [BST]
• Michael Jackson’s autopsy results were supposedly leaked. [DS]

Britney Spears caused a tiny snafu onstage in the UK last week, after she mistook London for Manchester. In case you’re curious, London is about two hundred miles from Manchester.

“What’s up London?” she yelled to the stunned fans gathered at the MEN arena in Manchester, the only gig outside the capital on her Circus tour.

Perhaps making a rare departure from her lip-syncing script was too much for her. Or maybe an earlier stop-off at McDonald’s on the journey had left her feeling a little dozy.
Britney Spears on stage

Whatever the reason for her confusion, concertgoers were less than impressed with the 27-year-old singer’s slip-up.

“If she can’t tell the difference between London and Manchester what hope has she got?” asked a mother who took her 14-year-old daughter to the show.

Another was upset with Britney’s decision to mime to recorded backing tracks during the tour, adding: “People have paid to see her live, so she should sing live.”

Britney made a similar slip-up on stage in San Jose, California in April, when she shouted: “What’s up Sacramento?”

I’m not sure what’s more ridiculous: thinking Britney Spears isn’t so completely doped up on anti-psychotic meds that she might have a clue as to where she is, or thinking there is any chance in hell she would sing live.

Britney Spears is apparently through with back-up dancers and paparazzi with bad facial hair. According to People, Britney and her agent, Jason Trawick, are happily dating.

“They are totally and definitely dating,” the source says. “Her dad loves him. He’s the best thing that happened to her.”

In recent months, Trawick has often been photographed with the pop star, including during her May trip to the Bahamas with her sons, Preston, 3, and Jaden, 2.

“They’re very sweet together,” the source says, adding that Spears “always had a crush” on Trawick, who is also one of her brother Bryan’s best friends. “He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.”

2007 Britney, where are yoooou! Life is so boring without your vag-flashing antics.

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• Guess who this hot piece of ass grew up to be. [BS]
• Zac Morris resurfaces on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. [TS]
• Shia LaBeouf put on his sexy for the “Tranformers 2″ premiere. [AG]
• Adam Lambert is still being coy about his sexuality. [WIMB]
• Celebs turned out for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS charity event. [INMF]
• Stephanie Seymour’s divorce from her billionaire husband took an ugly turn. [GB]
• Harper’s Bazaar examines Angelina Jolie’s appeal. [DS]
• Heidi Pratt has a gastric ulcer. [CS]
• No one cares about Hannah Montana. [AIW]
• Lisa Ling’s sister was sentenced to twelve years hard labor in North Korea. [BB]
• Britney Spears’ crazy 2007 tits are out again. [TB]
• Katie Price is going bananas without Peter Andre. [HMG]
• Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Partridge attempt to discover who is more annoying. [BST]
• Britney Spears managed to put on a pair of pants before going clubbing. [PB]
• Anna Wintour and a facial expression? Weird. [AY]
• Barack Obama ordered Stephen Colbert to shave his head. [SOW]
• A couple of media whores head to France. [AS]
• Spoilers from the upcoming season of Kathy Griffin’s “My Life on the D-List.” [POTP]
• Candy Spelling skipped her granddaughter’s first birthday party. [LS]
• Lauren Conrad, post-The Hills. [IDWYL]

Britney Spears’ sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, dance to “Toxic” during a “Circus” rehearsal on Tuesday. It looks like their mother has been stealing their moves.

If you’ve spent most of this year wishing Britney Spears would go off her meds, I have some good news for you: she’s still a little nuts.

The pop tart took time off from her “Circus” tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. “They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes — and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.” A rep for Spears didn’t return e-mails. But at least she didn’t let her dog poop on the clothes like she did at an OK! magazine shoot last year.

I suggest swathing her in those diapers made for dogs in heat.

Alli Sims still hasn’t given up hope of being reunited with her now-medicated and slightly sane cousin, Britney Spears. The aspiring singer was by Britney’s side in 2007 for her multiple breakdowns, but the pair have been estranged since Britney’s father stepped in to clean up her life.

Despite the separation, Alli remains delusional about their relationship.

“We didn’t have a falling out at all or anything. I just kind of stepped back. She had a lot of stuff going on that she needed to focus on, so I took that time to put all my energy into my music…I definitely think I’ll talk to her soon. It’s not like we’re never going to talk again.” She adds, “I love her to death and I miss her and I hope she’s happy.”

Sims just released her new single “Driving Blind” — and credits Spears as her inspiration. “She’s definitely one of the reasons why I recorded it… She was one of my very close friends. I do miss her a lot.”

When asked if she felt her relationship with Britney helped or hurt her in the end, Sims responded, “I think it’s a kind of like a double-edged sword. Think it helped in a lot of ways because people did know who I was because I was around her, but it’s also been hard because people expect so much from you — you definitely have to prove yourself with everyone… there’s a lot more eyes on me.”

On the plus side, Alli hasn’t been slapped with a restraining order like Britney’s other 2007 cohorts, aka Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib. Maybe Alli has a reason to keep hope alive.