• Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze give Matilda a lift. [SOW]
• Madonna will get her orphan, even if she has to live in Africa. [TB]
• Kevin Federline is classy with his cake, yo. [WIMB]
• Charlize Theron looks fab on the cover of Marie Claire UK. [YH]
• AnnaLynne McCord stinks. [CNW]
• Random Shia LaBeouf appearance. [AS]
• Christina Ricci does Late Night with Craig Ferguson. [TS]
• Pam Anderson is ready to get married again. [CS]
• Creepy paws. [PB]
• Billy Bob Thornton got booed. [AIW]
• Kim Kardashian begs for another film role. [GB]
• Pink and Carey Hart give their relationship another try. [CVL]
• Shauna Sand’s estranged husband was arrested for assault. [GH]
• Forbes counts down celebrity salaries. [BB]
• Katy Perry parties at Paper Magazine’s Beautiful People Party. [BST]
• Check out the trailer for Ben Affleck’s new movie, “Extract.” [AG]
• David Caruso is being sued by his baby-mama. [LS]
• Jennifer Lopez throw her hands in the air for El Skeletor. [CFW]
• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are dunzo again. [HMG]
• Miranda Kerr: not a sex symbol. [DS]

Nicole Kidman signed up to play opposite Charlize Theron in a new indie movie called “The Danish Girl.” I’ve re-read the movie’s description about thirty times, and I still have little-to-no idea what it’s about, other than Nicole will play the world’s first post-op transexual.

The Australian actress will star in and produce “The Danish Girl,” based on the true story of Danish artists Einar and Greta Wegener. Their marriage took a sharp left turn after Einar (Kidman) stood in for a female model that Greta (Theron) was set to paint.

When their portraits become wildly popular in 1920s Copenhagen, Greta encouraged her husband to adopt the female guise. What began as a harmless game led Einer to a metamorphosis and landmark 1931 operation that shocked the world and threatened their love.

Soooo… yeah.

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• Oh, come on. [PB]
• What’s the opposite of humble? Answer: Sean Combs. [WIMB]
• Nice pants, Kim Kardashian. [DRW]
• Paris Hilton loves being “all natural.” But with like, blue contact lenses and fake Barbie hair glued to your head. [CS]
• Gisele Bundchen posed semi-nude for the cover of American Photo. [DR]
• Ivana Trump’s new marriage is in trouble. [CFW]
• NME released it’s annual “Cool List.” [AIW]
• Charlie Sheen allegedly cheated on his pregnant wife. [CDL]
• Deftones bassit Chi Cheng is in a coma following a car accident yesterday. [BB]
• Madonna is trying to get Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake on a stage together. [CK]
• Christina Aguilera plus unflattering pants. [IDWYL]
• Taylor Swift said it was a bummer to be dumped by Joe Jonas. [DS]
• Anderson Cooper gets cute with Ellen Degeneres. [GB]
• Charlize Theron settled the watch lawsuit. [HMG]
• Blind items are fun. [INMF]
• Oh, Amy. [SOW]
• Hayden Panettiere gets chased on the set of Heroes. [BST]
• Micahel Crichton died today. [TB]

• Ooo wee, Madonna! [WIMB]
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden purchased a low-key pad in NYC. [RE]
• VH1 gave Tiffany “New York” Pollard yet another reality show. [HH]
• Winnie Cooper is all grown up. [DS]
• Charlize Theron looked hot at the premiere of “Sleepwalking.” [GS]
• Tina Fey does Parade. [CS]
• When did Princess Eugenie become attractive? [AH]
• Guess who fell on their ass. [SOW]
• Adnan Ghalib has a new broad. [BS]
• Justin Timberlake is producing a new sitcom for NBC. [CB]
• Miley Cyrus is lonely. [BB]
• The new Goldfrapp is a lot like the old Goldfrapp. [MW]
• Carla Bruni gets naked for GQ. [GH]
• Jerry Seinfeld is in talks to return to NBC in a new sitcom. [GB]
• Janet Jackson has a new music video. [WLC]
• Kirsten Bell works the red carpet. [BST]
• Amy Winehouse snorted vodka in an effort to entertain her friends. [YH]
• Eartha Kitt is still fierce at 81 years old. [PB]
• Victoria Beckham glammed it up for British Vogue. [LRM]
• Jenna Jameson managed to clean herself up nicely for an evening. [WW]
• School children actually give a shit about Lindsay Lohan? [BYTCS]

• Oh my God, Jennifer Lopez is fucking huge. [DH]
• Paris Hilton sings, and it’s not pretty. [GB]
• Speaking of Jennifer Lopez, I think she should be aware that Tom Cruise is probably plotting to brainwash her babies. [WIMB]
• Some celebrities look like hell in a bikini. [PB]
• David and Victoria Beckham are reportedly thinking about adopting a fourth child. [DL]
• Non-shocker of the day: Katherine Heigl lights up. [BST]
• Rosie O’Donnell decided to give up the sauce. [CB]
• Melissa Joan Hart is knocked up too. [SOW]
• Chinese New Year mix tape! [MW]
• Charlize Theron received Harvard’s Theatricals Woman of the Year Award. [DS]
• John Mayer is still trying to work the funny angle. [BB]
• Lindsay Lohan’s face makes me sad. [RC]
• Heath Ledger’s father released a statement regarding his son’s death. [WW]
• Ha ha: Mitt Romney dropped out of the presidential race. Gay families everywhere breath a sigh of relief. [BS]
• Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz make out for Woody Allen’s latest film. [GH]

• Some reality whore turned 21 years old. [WLC]
• Gary Zerola, one of People’s Most Eligible Bachelors, was charged with raping three young man. I smell a future “SVU” episode! [BB]
• Jessica Alba does Elle. [GTS]
• Britney Spears thinks pills are delicious. [WW]
• Bummer: Charlize Theron’s sick grandma begged for contact from her famous granddaughter. [CS]
• Woody Harrelson keeps his shit classy, even when he’s pissing in public. [DH]
• “Fight Club” the musical? [DS]
• Mayors probably shouldn’t post racy pics on their Myspace accounts. [BS]
• Oh lord: Chris Crocker is back. [GB]
• James Spader has a man-bag. [SOW]
• Breaking news: Rihanna buys shoes. [BST]
• Adriana Lima’s sex tape was a fake. [TB]
• Oh hey, no fun: Jessica Simpson took Tony Romo on vacation… with her parents. [CB]
• Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia take their shit public. [JF]
• Andrew Morton set his sights on Tom Cruise. [RC]
• OMFG, Miley Cyrus dyed her hair. [AH]
• Benji Madden and Sophie Monk are dunzo. [RR]
• Mel B goes for a little boob grab on Victoria Beckham. [JIYH]

Los Angeles police are investigating a break in at Charlize Theron’s Hollywood Hills home.

“There was a break-in reported at her home sometime over the weekend between the 6th and 8th,” Officer Ana Aguirre said. “There were no suspects seen by any witnesses. And the property that was taken is being evaluated by the homeowner.”

Although it’s characterized as a “burglary,” there is no word on what was taken, and therefore, what we can expect to see on eBay next week.