- Little Miley Cyrus is on the cover of Elle. [POTP]
- Sam Lutfi is mad as hell, and he’s not gonna take it anymore. [AIW]
- Lily Allen slipped a nip again. [HM]
- Victoria Beckham better watch her back. [BB]
- Feel Corey Feldman’s pain. [CS]
- Lady Gaga plus boob. [WIMB]
- Mariah Carey apologized for her performance at the Michael Jackson memorial. [AG]
- Scary. [YH]
- Ryan Gosling announced plans to release an album. [HMG]
- A medical examiner ruled Steve McNair’s death a murder/suicide. [GH]
- Kate Winslet discusses her boobs again. [INMF]
- Halle Berry and fam cute it up. [CVL]
- Janet from “Three’s Company” got busted. [CNW]
- Emma Watson flashed her knickers. [SOW]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are still together. [TB]
- Hayden Panettiere is promoting some movie. [BST]
- Michael Jackson’s kids face an uncertain future. [PB]
- Peter Andre vows to keep it in his pants. [GB]
Archive for the “Miley Cyrus” Category
Shhh, don’t cry, y’all:
Hopefully 16 year old Miley can find some high school-aged boy to hook up with, while 20 year old Justin focusse on his exciting career as an underwear model. Miley Cyrus and her family enjoyed the perks of performing at the Atlantis over the weekend. The 16 year old and her hangers-on hit the beach at Paradise Island in the Bahamas the night before Miley’s big gig at the resort’s concert venue. OT: I always feel weird seeing Disney stars sans pants. It just doesn’t seem right. Thanks, Vanessa Hudgens. Jamie Foxx made some seriously disparaging remarks about Miley Cyrus on his radio show this week. The comedian claimed 16 year old Miley needs a gum transplant, and suggested she should “make a sex tape and grow up… Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin… get some crack in your pipe… Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat,” while his radio cohort added Miley should “make a sex tape with her daddy.” Although Jamie has yet to comment on his remarks, a source said Miley’s daddy, Billy Ray Cyrus, was shocked over Jamie’s tirade.
When asked for a comment, Jamie’s rep attempted to explain away the controversy by saying, “Jamie’s show is a comedy.” 16 year old Miley Cyrus may be dating a grown-ass man, but it’s cool: 20 year old Justin Gaston brought her “closer to the Lord.” What does that mean? Justin is straight up hittin’ them skins, that’s what it means.
He’s really made me read my Bible…? Like, the parts on premarital sex just to make her feel bad? I’m not sure why, but seeing photos of Miley Cyrus and her father together makes me totes uncomfortable. Perhaps I’m just jealous of their strong father-daughter dynamics? Idk, idk. Anyhoo, the pair attended the 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards last night in Las Vegas. Billy Ray Cyrus broke out the flatiron for the occasion, but didn’t bother to put on a proper pair of pants. Smooth. |











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