• Angelina Jolie looks as though she’s set to hover up that little boy. [ABH]
• The most unattractive couple ever. [CK]
• Britney Spears received a dark makeover for the “Womanizer” video. [SOW]
• David Blaine didn’t die. [BB]
• Rachel Zoe conspiracy. [POTO]
• Katie Couric interviews. [GB]
• Rachel McAdams joins “Sherlock Holmes.” [HMG]
• Constance Marie is knocked up. [INMF]
• Jennifer Aniston reportedly drunk dials John Mayer. [TB]
• Hayden Panettiere declares herself. [BST]
• Jared Leto’s band is being sued by their record label. [RR]
• Someone looks suspicious ofCarla Bruni. [AY]
• “Dexter” is coming back. [PJ]
• Selma Blair shoots “Kath and Kim.” [HQ]
• A police officer at the scene of Travis Barker and DJ AM’s plane crash claimed they were saved by “divine intervention.” [WIMB]
• Miley Cyrus is getting serious with her 20 year old boyfriend. [YH]
• Verne Troyer found a new piece. [IDWYL]
• Kirk Cameron said he refuses to kiss women onscreen, only his wife. [HT]
• Pete Wentz is afraid his unborn child won’t like his music. Very valid concern. [CNW]
• Paris Hilton is reportedly close to getting hitched. [FH]
• Dogs love Aubrey O’Days’ boobs. [DR]
• David Letterman is pissed at John McCain. [DH]
• Megan Fox signed on to star in “Fathom.” [DS]
• Charlize Theron hates “The Hills.” [CB]
• Johnny Depp will star in “Pirates of the Caribbean 4.” [CFW]
• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline in couples’ counseling? [AIW]
• Dita Von Teese launched her Wonderbra line. [PB]

• Brooke Hogan attempts humor, fails miserably. [TB]
• Rolling Stone Magazine is shrinking. [RR]
• Tori Spelling reportedly dropped out of the “90210″ spin-off. [SOW]
• Matthew McConaughey has plans for his son’s placenta. [DH]
• Police arrested Hayden Panettiere’s father for allegedly battering her mother. [CS]
• Hugh Hefner has a new, dark-haired fake girlfriend. [BB]
• Carla Bruni is more than just France’s First Lady. [AIW]
• Tara Reid is a reality show reject. [CNW]
• Lil Wayne’s daughter may have died in a car accident, but no one is totally certain. [CB]
• Oh hey, Lindsay Lohan’s boobs. [DR]
• Tom Cruise made a cameo appearance in “Tropical Thunder,” but he had a few specific requests regarding his character. [DL]
• Lynne Spears put out a new book. [FH]
• Katie Holmes scored a new pair of mom jeans. [WIMB]
• I have no clue what George Bush is attempting here. [HMG]
• I love this song so much. [PB]
• Did you check out “Pineapple Express” this weekend? Did you get high afterwards? [PJ]
• Lily Allen is still bra-less. [BST]
• The top five amazingly embarrassing corporate songs. [HT]
• Random, lifeless Mischa Barton appearance. [IDWYL]
• Breaking news: Polish food is awesome. [RF]

France’s new first lady might be sporting a new bump. Carla Bruni turned heads when she turned up for an official visit to London with her husband, Nicholas Sarkozy, aka the president of France. The former supermodel looked Jackie O perfect in a demure Christian Dior suit, but some wondered if there was a reason why she was completely covered up.

“There’s a slight bump below the belt,” one reader told us, after examining photos of the Sarkozys’ state visit to London. “Maybe that explains their rush to the altar.” The couple married just two months after they were first seen together in December at Euro Disney. “That [she was pregnant] was the buzz when the got married, but then she did a photo spread for Paris Match two weeks ago at the Elysee for their first state dinner and looked as skinny as ever,” said one Parisian. “Then again, the pooch does arrive suddenly like that: one day, nothing; then the next, poof… a little round belly.”

Maybe it was just gas.

Carla Bruni, former hot-ass supermodel/singer turned First Lady of France, received a matronly makeover this week. For her first official appearance as the wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, Carla donned a Christian Dior coat and a tiny pair of flats to meet Prince Charles and Camila on a tarmac in England.

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• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden purchased a low-key pad in NYC. [RE]
• VH1 gave Tiffany “New York” Pollard yet another reality show. [HH]
• Winnie Cooper is all grown up. [DS]
• Charlize Theron looked hot at the premiere of “Sleepwalking.” [GS]
• Tina Fey does Parade. [CS]
• When did Princess Eugenie become attractive? [AH]
• Guess who fell on their ass. [SOW]
• Adnan Ghalib has a new broad. [BS]
• Justin Timberlake is producing a new sitcom for NBC. [CB]
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• The new Goldfrapp is a lot like the old Goldfrapp. [MW]
• Carla Bruni gets naked for GQ. [GH]
• Jerry Seinfeld is in talks to return to NBC in a new sitcom. [GB]
• Janet Jackson has a new music video. [WLC]
• Kirsten Bell works the red carpet. [BST]
• Amy Winehouse snorted vodka in an effort to entertain her friends. [YH]
• Eartha Kitt is still fierce at 81 years old. [PB]
• Victoria Beckham glammed it up for British Vogue. [LRM]
• Jenna Jameson managed to clean herself up nicely for an evening. [WW]
• School children actually give a shit about Lindsay Lohan? [BYTCS]

• Dreamboats on the cover of Vanity Fair’s 2008 Hollywood issue. [WLC]
• Jack Nicholson endorses Hilary Clinton. Don’t forget to vote on Super Tuesday!!! [BS]
• Kelly Osbournethinks internet dating is for predators. [CB]
• Paris Hiltonclaimed she wouldn’t mind being poor. Umkay. [GB]
• Angelina Jolie doesn’t know how to “turn on a computer.” [WIMB]
• Jessica Alba is a pain in the ass pregnant lady. [CS]
• A bunch of broads showed up on the front row for the Miss Sixty runway show. [WW]
• Compare and contrast with Nick Cave. [MW]
• Hannah Montana is number one at the box office. [TB]
• Carmen Electra is a little tore up nowadays. [BST]
• Victoria Beckhamis dunzo with music. [DL]
• At least she’s not singing. [RR]
• Joran Van der Sloot is an idiot. Never trust your murder confessions to your smoke buddy, kids. [BB]
• The Indiana Jones franchise rolls on. [SOW]
• OMG, Carla Bruni is so unbelievably hot. [GH]
• Would you like to make Eva Longoria’s guacamole? [PB]
• Breaking news: Alli Sims brought shampoo to Britney Spears at the hospital. [CP]
• Lindsay Lohan heads back to the beach. [DH]
• Celebs walked the runway for the Red Dress Collection. [GS]
• Tom Petty made me wicked bored during the Super Bowl half-time show. [RC]
• Tyra Banks her wig showed up for Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 in NYC. [DS] 
• The Church of Scientology just bought a huge-ass building on Mass Ave in Boston. I should totally convert, y/n? [RF]

Congrats to Carla Bruni: the hot-ass singer married France’s not-so-hot-ass president, Nicholas Sarkozy. The couple, who hooked up three months ago, married in a private ceremony at the Elysee Palace in Paris in front of 30 family members and friends.

Bruni, 39, who signed her wedding certificate “Mrs. Carla Bruni Sarkozy,” wore a white dress and looked “ravishing as usual,” according to Paris’s 8th Arrondissement Mayor Francois Lebel, who officiated the 20-minute ceremony.

This is Carla’s second marriage, and Nicholas’ third.