• Miley Cyrus gets her drivers license, maintains her composure while doing so. [BB]
• Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of “Marley and Me.” [CK]
• KFC workers keep it classy with a backroom hot tub. [YH]
• Pete Wentz claimed he’s really into Ashlee Simpson’s boobs. [WIMB]
• Audrina Partridge tries on bikinis for the paparazzi. [TB]
• Hayden Panettiere hard at work on the set of “Heroes.” [BST]
• Tom Cruise does The Tonight Show. [INMF]
• Kate Walsh’s husband filed for divorce. [GB]
• Rihanna and Kelly Osbourne lend a helping hand for Nicole Richie’s new disc. [AIW]
• Paris Hilton–very appropriate. [SOW]
• Viggo Mortensen isn’t into Germans. [HM]
• Aubrey O’Day, elegant as usual. [GH]
• Wyclef Jean’s home is in foreclosure. [DS]
• John Meyer doesn’t think we’re funny. We think John Mayer makes shitty music. I guess that makes us just about even. [CS]
• Random Bea Arthur appearance. [PB]
• 2008 was a good year for viral videos. [DL]
• Scarlett Johansson, wrapped like a Christmas gift. [AY]
• Paris Hilton is wide awake. [IDWYL]

• We have our first peek at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland.” [CK]
• “Celebrity Rehab” didn’t help Steven Adler. [RR]
• Kim Kardashian plus bikini. [TB]
• Mark Cuban was charged with insider trading. [DS]
• Travis Barker gave his first televised interview since his plane crash. [CS]
• Since when is it so difficult to drink a milkshake? [GB]
• Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez is back… well, her music is, not her so much. [PB]
• Katherine Heigl is really into cheeseburgers. [WIMB]
• Russell Simmons is smooth with ladies. [DL]
• Brooke Shields claimed “Lipstick Jungle” was not canceled. [INMF]
• Barack Obamais GQ’s Man of the Year. [CFW]
• Random Audrina Partridge appearance. [DRW]
• Check out The Raconteurs’ new video for “Old Enough.” [AIW]
• More Heidi Klum at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. [BST]
• Kanye West likes ALL CAPS. [CB]
• In case you were wondering, no, Miley Cyrus is not dead. [BB]
• Sans belly button. [SOW]
• Kendra Wilkinson is planning her upcoming wedding. [HMG]
• TRL is dunzo. [BWB]
• Sexual harassment fun time with Jean Claude Van Damme. [CNW]
• Penguin Loubs! [AY]
• More Adriana Lima at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. [IDWYL]

• Kate Winslet does Vanity Fair. [DL]
• Dale Bozzio is a fucking douchebag. [BB]
• This dude will never, ever find a wife. Or a date, for that matter. [CK]
• Jessica Simpson’s hairdresser got knocked the eff out. [POTP]
• More “celebrity” boxing. [CS]
• Mary-Kate Olsen convinced Conan O’Brien to shed his clothes. [GB]
• Keanu Reeves was found not guilty in his pap trial. [HMG]
• Liam Gallagher still hates everyone. [RR]
• How to fail a sobriety test. [DR]
• Audrina Patridge dressed as a slutty peacock for Halloween. [BST]
• Do you want to see Russell Brand naked? Are you sure? [LRM]
• Recycling old Britney Spears photos is fun. [INMF]
• Kirsten Dunst is just very sleepy. [TB]
• Is it weird that a toddler looks cooler than the average adult? [SOW]
• Scarlett Johansson said she’ll never move to Hollywood. [DS]
• More on Sienna Miller’s appearance in The Hours’ new video. [AIW]
• Sarah Palin got pranked. [PB]

• The Spears Familyshould consider getting a Netflix account. [BS]
• The Kardashian Familytakes a stand… on something, Idk. [BB]
• Ugh, Heidi Montag. [PB]
• Katie Holmes managed to find her own pants. [GB]
• Random Audrina Partridge appearance. [CFW]
• More from George Takei’s weekend wedding. [CS]
• Dita Von Teese pimps out her Wonderbra. [DR]
• Chloe Sevigny attended the Emmy Creative Arts Awards this weekend. [DH]
• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the world’s most powerful actor and actress. [DS]
• Poor dog. [DL]
• Megan Fox does GQ. [FH]
• Alicia Keys is reportedly riding dirty with a married man. [HMG]
• Rumer Willis claimed she had a crush on Ashton Kutcher before her mother married him. [SOW]
• Check out the trailer for “Four Christmases.” [JJ]
• Kate Moss got a haircut. Shocking! [RR]
• Boobs. [IDWYL]
• Jennifer Lopez wasn’t the only celeb who participated in that weekend triathlon. [TB]
• Mark Ronson and Daisy Loweare dunzo. [WIMB]
• Is it really a good idea to get the word “Redemption” tattooed above your ass? [BST]
• Eva Mendes really gets around… like, to every state in the union. [CK]
• Paris Hilton stops for a burger, public insanity ensues. [AIW]
• Stale listings and I need love too. [RF]

The current issue of InTouch Weekly broke down the individual salary amount for the stars of MTV’s “The Hills,” and oh lordy, those bitches be overpaid. While Lauren came out on top, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt earned almost as much as the star’s protagonist.

Lauren Conrad: $75,00 per episode ($1.4 million for Season Four)
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 per year)
Whitney: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per year)
Brody: $10,000 per episode ($190,000 per year)
Lauren “Lo”: $10,000 per episode ($190,00 for Season Four)
Stephanie: $8,000 per episode ($152,000 for Season Four)

Luckily for Lauren, her managers were smart enough to secure her position on the show early on.

“The only reason LC gets paid more than anyone else is because she demanded in her original contract that no one could ever get paid more than her.”

“The salaries are based on who people care about watching more,” says a mole. “If you bring drama, you’ll get more money.”

So collectively (and before taxes), Heidi and Spencer earn $2.5 million per year. How exactly do they plan on paying for that $15 million house?

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• Jenna Jamesonpimps herself out for PETA (but on the real, if you don’t neuter your kitties, you’re probably a huge douchebag and I hate you.) [TB]
• L’Oreal turned Beyonce into an albino. [YH]
• John Edwards admitted to an affair with that fugly lady, but said he didn’t father her kid. Glad I didn’t vote for you in the primaries. [BB]
• Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner purchased a $16 million home. I guess those Gigli residuals really paid off. [FH]
• Oh thank God: Tila Tequila will not do a Shot at Love 3. [WIMB]
• Matthew McConaughey is already dragging his kid around the red carpet. [CB]
• Paul Newman is seriously ill. [CS]
• Oh snaps: NKOTB announce the track listing for their upcoming disc. [SOW]
• Brooke Hogan goes to the beach, complains about the media. [BST]
• Katie Holmes and Suri do NYC. [HMG]
• Audrina Patridge side-boob. [DR]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went shopping for Sam’s 30th birthday. [DS]
• Check out Kings of Leon’s new single. [AIW]
• More details on Lil Kim’s killer party. [DH]
• Britney Spears shops at Intermix with her weave done right. [PB]
• Justin Hawkins from The Darkness has a new band. [RR]
• Hit some links! [RF]

• Mr. T is proof that black don’t crack, but unfortch, “Get Some Nuts” isn’t his best look. [WIMB]
• “Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever made whoopee?” Nothing beats a good anal joke. [PJ]
• Kat Von D discusses her icky relationship with Nikki Sixx. [RR]
• Kourtney Kardashian is a lady. [TB]
• Random Ice-T and Coco appearance. [BST]
• Ronnie Wood hosts “The Last Supper.” [SOW]
• It was recently revealed that Britney Spears’ mother Lynne accidentally killed a 12 year old boy when she was 20 after striking him with her car. [HMG]
• Brooke Hogan is now estranged from her mother. [GB]
• Heather Locklear is out of rehab. [FH]
• The CW is trying really hard to be shocking. [DR]
• Audrina Partridge has a case of “White Girl Ass.” [DH]
• Forbes lists Hollywood’s highest paid actors. [DS]
• Eva Mendes models Calvin Klein’s new underwear collection. [CFW]
• Sherri Shepherd attempted to spin her abortion comments today on The View. [BB]
• Natalie Portman teams up with boyfriend Devendra Banhart for the “Carmensita” video. [AIW]
• Remembering Estelle Getty. [PB]
• Kim Kardashian’s ass is seriously huge. [IDWYL]
• Happy birthday, Nick Hogan: welcome to big boy jail. [YH]
• Mariah Carey loves pastels. [CR]