• Oh hey… Jena Malone? [TB]
• Regis Philbin should consider putting on a jacket or something. [BST]
• Kate Hudson plays beach volleyball, looks frumpy. [YH]
• Rihanna stole Katy Perry’s thunder. [RR]
• Katie Price’s boobs are now smaller. [SOW]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass is now smaller. [GB]
• Michelle Williams stepped up security to protect her daughter from paparazzi. [FH]
• Robert Downey Jr isn’t into “The Dark Knight.” [DR]
• Parties at the Playboy Mansion might be dunzo. [DS]
• Katie Holmes bought a pair of pants that fit. [BB]
• Christina Applegate reportedly postponed chemo to conceive a child. [AIW]
• Julia Child was a spy for the CIA? [WIMB]
• Christian Bale will likely escape assault charges for yelling at his mother. [HMG]
• Elvis and Priscilla Presley get the Barbie treatment. [PB]
• Lauren Conrad is moving. [DH]
• Tori Spelling’s “90210″ costars want her back. [CS]

• Kate Hudson? [AIW]
• Joss Stone is wicked classy. [HMG]
• Pink keeps it kooky on her video shoot. [FH]
• Robert Downey Jr looked foxy on the cover of Rolling Stone. [DS]
• Usher is back with momma. [DH]
• The first photos of Nicole Kidman’s newborn daughter, sans face. [CS]
• Attending a Lil Kim party is not so good for your health. In fact, you could end up dead on a roof. [BB]
• Celeb plastic surgery shockers! [PB]
• During last night’s episode of Project Runway, I kept thinking, “I’ve seen Heidi Klum’s norks.” [CNW]
• Jessica Simpson does Russian Glamour. [CFW]
• Oh hey, your entire tit is hanging out of your shirt. [DL]
• Suri Cruise needs some peace and quiet. [SOW]
• Kim Kardashian plus bikini. [BST]
• James Franco claimed he doesn’t steal t-shirts. [TB]
• Christina Aguilera got topless for David LaChapelle in a rare photoshoot. [RR]
• Bill O’Reilly’s wife used to bang Flavor Flav? [WIMB]
• Paris Hilton responds to the John McCain ad. [YH]
• Mena Suvari celebrated Andy Warhol’s 80th birthday by stealing his haircut. [IDWYL]
• Morgan Freeman was released from the hospital. [GW]
• Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams back together? [POTP]

Lance Armstrong continued his love ‘em and leave ‘em streak: the Tour de France champ and Kate Hudson ended their three-month relationship.

“There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things,” a source close to the couple tells Us. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”

The 29-year-old actress was seen with the 36-year-old cyclist at many of his races and events, including his three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio this past weekend.

It was at the conference that Hudson and Armstrong decided to go their separate ways, a source tells Us.

I’m sure the couple will hook up with equally-blonde rebounds within a few weeks.

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• Naomi Campbell’s attempt at affection goes awry. [CS]
• Angelina Jolie is interested in the Cat Woman role for an upcoming Batman film. [DS]
• Kim Kardashian will show up to any event with a red carpet. [DH]
• I feel oddly bad for that puppy. I’m not sure why. [DR]
• Kate Hudson is ok with her hippie son being a gas station attendant. [FH]
• You look like a crazy person. [GB]
• Britney Spears tangos in Mexico. [CFW]
• Will Johnny Depp play Tommy Lee in his biopic? [BB]
• Pitchfork media gave The Black Kids’ new disc 3.3 out of a 10 and a couple of sad lol pugs. [AIW]
• Kelsey Grammer is back in the hospital. [HMG]
• Such a douche. [PB]
• Sucks to be Mischa Barton. [NJ]
• Is Heidi Montag’s pre-plastic surgery chin growing back? [WIMB]
• Can you guess what the most requested YouTube clip of all time is? I’ll give you a hint: “You dirty bastard, you dirty fucker.” [RR]
• Breaking news: John Mayer shaved his head. [TB]
• Shauna Sand scares the shit out of me. [BST]
• More photos of Jessica Alba and her new kiddo. [SOW]
• My friend Cash Cow finished his newest comic, “Scrape.” [CC]
• Why so pathetic? [DL]
• The cops have no idea who Shannen Doherty is. [CB]
• Maggie Gyllenhaal looked hot at the Tokyo premiere for “The Dark Night.” [IDWYL]
• Bono is the godfather of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s newborn twins. [RC]
• I’m not sure how Flavor Flav managed to create such an adorable baby out of his DNA. [RB]
• Pam Anderson didn’t really mean it when she called Jessica Simpson “a bitch and a whore.” [BC]
• Rosie O’Donnell is ready to return to tv. [GH]
• This is what I did on Sunday, and it was delicious. Holla at yo Wahlberg Brothers, Dorchester! [RF]

According to Page Six, Kate Hudson beat out Sienna Miller and Anne Hathaway for the role of Stephanie in the film version of “Nine.” Daniel Day-Lewis will play the male lead in the movie, which was a major Broadway hit.

Hudson joins a stellar cast, including Marion Cotillard, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Sophia Loren and Judi Dench. A new song, “Cinema Italiano,” was written for Hudson’s character, a journalist for Vogue who also gets a sexy dance number with Lewis.

I haven’t enjoyed Kate in a movie since “Almost Famous,” so I’m kind of bummed over the casting choice.

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• Oooh, Kate Hudson, tennis is so cheeky. [CFW]
• Chris Martin doesn’t care if you think Apple Martini is a goofy name. [DS]
• The actor’s union struck a deal, avoiding a strike. [HMG]
• Paris Hilton got popped in the face. [CS]
• I’m so sick of this thing. [BB]
• No one wants Denise Richards in their neighborhood. [FH]
• Is Mary-Kate Olsen headed to rehab again? [PB]
• Random Dita Von Teese appearance. [BST]
• Angelina Jolie is worth $15.99. Sounds about right. [SOW]
• Everyone wants to know why Nicole Kidman named her newborn daughter Sunday Rose. [TB]
• Selma Blair wants to be pretty. [WIMB]
• Britney Spears appears to have a shock collar like a puppy. [DR]
• Why don’t lesbians just use Netflix? [DH]
• Miley Cyrus cheeses it up at Universal Studios. [IDWYL]
• You should go check out my piece on Duffy. [AIW]
• James McAvoy looks a bit constipated on the cover of Details. [CDL]
• Sandra Bullock attempts a suntan. [HQ]

• It’s official: Katie Pricedoesn’t hate her children as much as we assumed. Yay for the legal system! [DL]
• Mariah Carey has a new jam. [AIW]
• Ashlee Simpson is still pregnant and dressing like a hippie. [BB]
• Kate Hudson looks buffer than usual. [DH]
• Katie Holmes’ stint on Broadway isn’t going so well. [YH]
• Gwen Stefani is still knocked up and wearing goofy hairstyles. [BST]
• Christie Brinkley’s divorce trial continues to get nasty. [GB]
• Blake Lively looks kinda horsey on the cover of Seventeen. [FH]
• I can’t keep up with DMX’s recent arrests anymore. [HMG]
• It’s difficult to discern the fake Tyra Banksfrom the non-wax Tyra. [SOW]
• Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want Kimberly Stewart riding dirty up on her man. [TB]
• The National Enquirer investigates the best and worst beach bodies. [PB]
• Brody Jenner was paid $20,000 to attend a party in Boston? Fuck off, plz. [BB]
• Coldplay still rules the Billboard charts. [BS]
• Will Ferrell and Sascha Baron Cohen take on Sherlock Holmes. [DS]
• Hit some links! [RF]