Newlywed Scarlett Johansson graced the cover of the February 2009 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett discussed her September wedding to Ryan Reynolds, but shot down pregnancy rumors.

“I’m not pregnant, and I’m not going to be anytime soon,” The Spirit star, 24, said.

“I got these calls that I was engaged way before it happened. I’ve also been pregnant several times,” she says. “With, like, sextuplets. That must mean I’ve been eating way too many bagels or something.”

Later in the interview, Scarlett opened up about acting career, claiming her dream role would be to “run a brothel, like a madam or something.” Well, ok, but you’re not quite fug enough for “The Heidi Fleiss Story.”

Scarlett Johansson appeared on the cover of the February 2009 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Although Scarlett looked beautiful, photographer Alexi Lubomirski made the lovely Oscar De La Renta dress the star of the cover.

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In January 2006, Lindsay Lohan reportedly scribbled the following message about Scarlett Johansson on a bathroom wall at an NYC bar: “Scarlett is a bloody cunt / L / Peace and love / [illegible] / fucker.”

In the December issue of Allure,  Scarlett claimed she has no idea why Lindsay would leave such a “vulgar” message about her in a public restroom.

“I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times,” says the actress, 23, who lost the lead role in The Parent Trap to Lohan when she was 13.

“That’s what I heard,” Johansson says of the incident. “I don’t know what the motivation was behind that. I remember it was something really vulgar. I mean, shockingly so, like, ‘Whoa, what, who are you?’”

Scarlett does have a connection to Lindsay that she may or may not be aware of: at the time of the graffiti incident, both girls were dating Jared Leto.

Graffiti always leads back to Jared Leto, doesn’t it?

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Scarlett Johansson secretly wed fiance Ryan Reynolds in Canada on Saturday. The couple, who became engaged last May, had a small ceremony at a remote wilderness resort outside Vancouver.

It was the first wedding for Scarlett, 23, and Ryan, 31.