According to OK! magazine, Reese Witherspoon hooked up with her “Rendition” co-star Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two have continued seeing one another since filming wrapped. Reese reportedly spent last weekend in NYC chilling at Jake’s apartment.

The single actress visited Jake’s Greenwich Village penthouse on March 1. He returned the favor the next day, stopping by The Mandarin Oriental hotel in Midtown Manhattan to see Reese. Their blossoming love affair is taking its toll on her estranged husband, Ryan Phillippe. OK! has learned that the Breach star has been begging his soon-to-be ex-wife to give their relationship another shot and that he is determined to do whatever it takes to win back the love of his life.

This seems kind of unlikely to me. I don’t know why, I just don’t see those two together, you know?

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For the love of God, please stop whatever it is you’re doing before I vomit all over myself.

Thnx.

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Photographers caught up with Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen food shopping in Paris recently, and ohmygosh, so scary. Mary Kate looks more and more like scary Laurie Cabot everyday.

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Geez louise, this is so morbid. Us Weekly got the details on Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral, including photos of the dress she was buried in. According to an insider, the funeral was modeled after a wedding. How sad.

“Every stitch was a labor of love,” says Beverly Hills designer Pol’ Atteu, who crafted the dress that Smith wore for her burial on March 2. “My tears are all over that dress.”

The pink and ivory gown (with a matching tiara) was made of French lace, pearls and Swarovski crystals and took a day and a half to make.

The heart design and embroidered silk flowers over the bust symbolize Smith’s devastation over son Daniel’s death, “She died of a broken heart.”

But the real question is, was OJ Simpson and his slow-moving sperm invited to the funeral?

New sobriety, new hair, old attitude? It seemed that way for Lindsay Lohan. Although she attempted to clean up her act by going to rehab, sources on the set of her latest film, I Know Who Killed Me, claimed the actress still kept up her diva-like ways and unpredictable work ethic.

Much like on the set of Georgia Rule, Lindsay reportedly kept the cast and crew for I Know… waiting for hours while she napped and puked.

“When she finally arrived, she said that she needed to take a nap,” the source told the mag.

But Lohan didn’t emerge from her trailer for five hours, and then threw up and immediately went home, says the insider, leaving those left behind to speculate as to what ailed her.

On the plus side, her new hair looks kinda cute.

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OJ Simpson is the latest jackass to throw his hat into the Anna Nicole Smith Baby-Daddy Lottery. Simpson reportedly told videographer Norm Pardo he could be the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter Dannielynn, because he “had slow-moving sperm.” Umm, gross.

Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. “He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.” Simpson and Smith were castmates in “Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult” (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.’s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty. Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, “I hope they don’t do a DNA test on Anna Nicole’s baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don’t want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself.”

I’m not a DNA expert or anything, but I’m going to go ahead and assume there is no way in hell OJ Simpson is that kid’s father.

Despite recent reports to the contrary, Courteney Cox and David Arquette claimed they are not getting divorced. A recent story in Life & Style magazine alleged the couple’s seven year marriage is on the rocks because Courteney hooked up with Josh Stewart, a co-star on her FX show Dirt. A rep for the couple denied all allegations.

“There is not a shred of truth to the rumors about the state of their marriage. They are happily married and like most married couples, they have some separate friendships and interests.”

Typically when we see denials like this, we see a confirmation within a matter of weeks. I’m not saying that’s the case here, I’m just stating that for the record.