Yup, this is the full tape. I’m not sure how long the link will be up, so check it out while you still can. It’s obviously NSFW, but on the plus side, Kim’s makeup looked perfect throughout the entire tape. Good job, babydoll.
Playing the role of a Stepford Wife has apparently grown old for Katie Holmes; according to this week’s issue of Us magazine, Katie can no longer deal with Tom Cruise’s control issues. She’s reportedly been calling homegirl Victoria Beckham constantly to complain about Tom’s domineering ways.
“Katie has been crying over the phone,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “She’s frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing.”
The insider adds: “Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours.”
Victoria can probably understand Katie’s frustrations with Tom: she’s sick of him too.
A source close to the 44-year-old actor tells Us that he is relentlessly trying to convince the ex-Spice Girl, 32, and her husband, soccer star David Beckham, 31 (who are moving to L.A. this year), to convert to his religion.
“Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology,” says the source.
“Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church.”
The source adds Victoria has put her foot down to Tom’s pressure. “When she says no, she means no.”
Cruise’s rep tells Us, “This is completely false. Tom does not and never has encouraged anyone to adopt Scientology.”
Well, the Beckhams are living in LA now, so it seems only appropriate they would have a crazy-ass stalker just like everyone else.
Lindsay Lohan’s cracky mother Dina Lohan (aka “the White Oprah”) gave one of the most unintentionally funny interviews I’ve ever read to Harper’s Bazaar. Dina blabbered on about how her daughter is misunderstood, what she thinks about Britney Spears’ mother, and Paris Hilton’s intellect.
Here are a few of my favorite blurbs:
“Look at me,” Dina Lohan said in the latest Harper’s Bazaar, in which she talked about her daughter’s run-ins with celebrity photographers. “Diana will happen again.”
“I’m living the American dream, and you can go . . .” she exclaimed after Harper’s asked her what she would say to critics of her parenting techniques.
“If you can button it and clip it when you’re in your 40s, you’re going out,” she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper’s reporter.
“They’re the American dream,” she also said. “They’re the Trumps of the little world, these kids.”
“Paris is a really smart girl, and she’s come really far,” she told Harper’s. “Paris’ mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can’t blame parents for kids.”
“[Britney Spears'] mother, I’m surprised she didn’t come forward. I’m not gonna sit back and go, ‘You’re gonna trash my kid?’ “
“We’re just so misunderstood,” she said, adding that her cocktail-tippling daughter is not an alcoholic.
“Noooo! She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in,” she said, apparently forgetting that the legal drinking age is 21. “And she’s from an addictive personality genetically. And in that world, they give you things like candy. Hurt your ankle? ‘Let’s give her something.’ “
Moral of the story: Dina Lohan should never be allowed to speak to reporters.
In the current issue of Jane magazine, Avril Lavigne proudly announced she is drug-free. She also claimed her husband, Sum-41 dork Deryck Whimbley has also stopped doing drug since hooking up with her.
ON WHETHER HER HUSBAND DERYCK STILL DOES DRUGS… “He doesn’t do drugs. Clearly, he used to, because he talked about it, but I wouldn’t be with someone who did, and I made that very clear to him when we first started dating. I’ve never done coke in my life, and I’m proud of that. Oh my God! I could never. I am 100 percent against drugs.”
ON WHETHER SHE QUESTIONS HER HUSBAND’S FIDELITY WHILE ON THE ROAD… “No, we have a really good, strong relationship. There’s a lot of trust. I know how much I mean to him, and… I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to him.”
ON WHETHER SHE STILL GETS INTO FIGHTS… “Well, I don’t fight people anymore, I’m more mature now, and I just don’t think fighting is good. But I remember being in Toronto and walking into a CD store, and some guy with spiky hair was all, ‘Hey, Avril!’ and then started lippin’ at me. I was like, ‘Okay, this is embarrassing, I’m just going to leave.’ So I’m walking down the street, and the guy comes out of the store, still yelling. I turn around, fuckin’ grab him and go, ‘What?’ And I fuckin’ knee him in the balls, throw him down, and his fuckin’ punk girlfriend comes over and goes, ‘What the fuck are you doing?’ And I go ‘What the fuck are you doin’?’ And it was like they totally didn’t expect me to do anything, because I’m just this girl on TV or whatever. I’m not proud of that. I think it’s funny, but I wouldn’t do it now. I’d just be like, ‘Okay, you’re a loser.’ Then I would leave.”
Seriously, I can’t think of any other explanation for Scarlett Johansson using phrases such as “criminally sexy” to describe Woody Allen. And besides, perhaps that’s the wrong verbage to use when discussing a dude who has been suspected of child molestation.
“I’d sew the hems of his pants if he asked me to,” the actress, 22, says in the April issue of Vogue.
Allen, 71, in turn describes Johansson as “criminally sexy,” telling the magazine: “While she is a much stronger actress in every way, there is a tiny bit of Marilyn Monroe in her zaftig humidity.”
So Scarlett would like a little sexy time with Woody Allen, but when given the chance to bang Justin Timberlake, she apparently passed on the offer. When asked by Vogue if she and JT hooked it up, she denied any lovin’ took place while they were filming his video for “What Goes Around.”
“Of course it’s not true,” Johansson said. “We had fun together, but it’s not like the first time I’ve ever hung out with him.”