Donatella Versace’s daughter Allegra is very, very hungry. Like, 70 pounds worth of hungry. [Dlisted]
Project Runway’s resident bitch, Nina Garcia, gave birth to a baby boy last week. [CBN]
Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty flashed some vag. [SOW]
Kirsten Dunst moved in with that dude she’s been dating for the past couple of weeks. Babydoll, Razorlight simply isn’t that good of a band. [Celebitchy]
I have no clue who this Sanjaya kid is, but I’m certainly sick of seeing his face. [INO]
Britney Spears reportedly lost 10 pounds while in rehab. I’m guessing this was accomplished without the use of diet pills or meth, but I’m kind of naive and stuff. [DH]
Jessica Smith, the bitch from ‘Laguna Beach’ who cried a lot, was arrested on Monday for suspicion of driving under the influence. Homegirl allegedly caused an injury car wreck on the Santa Ana Freeway. Not surprising, she cried for her mug shot.
Cops say Smith, 19, of Laguna Beach, was driving a Volkswagen Beetle and slammed it into the back of an Acura, causing “great bodily injury” to people in both cars. The CHP report said that her level of intoxication, unsafe speed and wet roadways were conditions that led to the crash. The driver of the Acura, Roy Hernandez of Lake Forest, sustained minor injuries. A passenger in Jessica’s car, Lindsay Cooper, 20, suffered minor injuries.
Police sources tell TMZ that Smith is still being held in an Orange County jail. Her bail was set at $100,000. Smith is due in court tomorrow morning.
Smith is the ex-girlfriend of fellow ‘Laguna Beach’ star Jason Wahler, another idiot who has been arrested multiple times for things such as DUI.
Could the rumors about Lindsay Lohan hooking up with James Blunt actually be true? It seems things are setting up that way; Blunt and girlfriend Petra Nemcova recently ended their relationship. The couple met in December 2005 and began dating exclusively the following year.
“They split in February. It’s very amicable,” a source close to Blunt tells People.”They remain good friends.”
A rep for Nemcova had no comment.
The model, 27, and the “You’re Beautiful” singer, 32, were last seen together over Oscar week in February, when they hit a slew of parties. They celebrated his birthday and also went to Elton’s John’s Oscar bash, where Blunt performed and Nemcova looked on.
Since February, Blunt has taken to chilling with Hollywood starlets, including Lindsay Lohan.
Blunt has become a regular fixture in the Hollywood nightlife scene, hitting the town solo. He was spotted on the same night, March 21, at both Les Deux, where he hung with pal Robbie Williams, and later at Teddy’s, where he partied with Lindsay Lohan, Kelly Osbourne and Amy Winehouse.
According to a clubgoer at Teddy’s, “Lindsay and James were never affectionate, but they did seem flirty, standing right next to each other, and constantly talking.” Lohan and Blunt were part of a group of people who left together at 2:15 a.m.
Lindsay admitted she’s dating someone, but declined to reveal who. “I’m dating,” Lohan, 20, told People Monday at the Los Angeles premiere of Showtime’s The Tudors. “I’m really happy and I’m having fun.”
Tony Parker, San Antonio Spur and fiance of Eva Longoria, released his debut album yesterday, and Oh my God, is it fucking funny. It’s called “Balance-toi,” and contains deeply-felt lyrics like, “What, you want to dance? No, it’s not worth it. Me, I’ll stay on the sofa, enjoying the vibe by raising my arms.” In his defense, it is in French, so maybe the meaning is lost in translation.
Randy Spelling recently admitted he was the lucky fella to take Paris Hilton’s virginity. Or at least that’s what Paris would like Tori Spelling’s younger brother to believe.
Randy told the New York Daily News recently: “We were together for like two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.”
How sweet. Randy’s homeboy David Weintraub upped the sweetness factor even more, by adding this heart-warming factoid: “Randy was Paris’ number one and her number 50 and number 150.”
Prince William caught some heat this week over a photo showing the royal touching the side-boob of an 18-year-old Brazilian student named Ana Ferreira. While it doesn’t look that risque to me (I mean, who wouldn’t touch side-boob if they got a chance?), royal-watchers are aghast over the photo.
The picture, printed in The Sun, shows William standing with a pint of beer in one hand, with his other arm wrapped tightly around 18-year-old Brazilian student Ana Ferreira.
Ferreira and a friend had their picture taken with the 24-year-old royal after meeting him in a Bournemouth, England nightclub.
She says, “I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast. I thought it couldn’t be the future king, but now I’ve seen the picture it’s no wonder he has a smile on his face. He has big manly hands and certainly knows what to do with them. It’s a good job he had a beer in his left hand or he’d have had them both!”
Ferreira emailed the photo to her mother in Brazil.
She adds, “My mother thought it was very funny. She is pleased I met Prince William even though he was a little naughty.”
Many predict William’s long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton will be upset after she sees the photo, but really, it was just a side-boob! Side-boob doesn’t count as cheating.
Victoria and David Beckham arrived at Nobu in London on Monday looking as gorgeous as ever. Victoria’s nipples decided to tag along for the outting as well, and they looked as cold as ever.
Oh, and David was wearing a cute hat, but who cares about that shit?
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