Wes Anderson finally released a trailer for his upcoming film, “Darjeeling Limited,” and OMFG, it looks kick ass.

“Darjeeling Limited” doesn’t hit theaters until September 29th, but we do have new music from one of the film’s stars: Jason Schwartzman’s new project, Coconut Records, is some of the best new music I’ve heard all year. Check out the new single, “Nighttiming.”

Victoria Beckham allegedly warned Hollywood party girls Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsay Lohan to stay away from her husband, David Beckham. Well, I think Victoria can scratch one name off that list. [DH]

• Jordan picked a completely retarded name for her newborn daughter. [Celebitchy]
• A few shots from Britney Spears’ trainwreck photoshoot from OK! leaked online. [WLC]
• Hilary Duff hates little girls. [WW]
• Kelly Clarkson got off her high horse and apologized to Clive Davis. [Glitterati]
• Kate Moss should look after her sex tapes a little better. [RR]
• Nelly Furtado looked hot on the cover of the Dutch issue of Cosmo. [POTP]
• Eva Longoria has a huge package. [GB]
• Heather Locklear would like you to know she’s still alive. [CS]
• Pink is still alive, too, btw. [DS]
• Pete Doherty and Babyshambles threaten us with another album. [ASL]
• Claudia Schiffer is naked again. [JIYH]
• Deelishis from Flavor of Love has the biggest ass I’ve ever seen. No, really. [CS]

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt picked up their family this week and left Angouleme, France, where they had been vacationing with Mariane Pearl. The entire family boarded a private jet today bound for the US.

While the Hollywood starlets were cleaning up shit with Chanel dresses and chasing after their assistants while high on crack (or whatever), Johnny Depp relaxed on a yacht in the Mediterranean with his baby-mama, Vanessa Paradis.

Not too shabby.

Following her DUI arrest this morning, Lindsay Lohan checked herself back into rehab, less than a month after she finished a 45 day stint. Lohan reportedly check into an “undisclosed treatment facility,” choosing not to enter into Promises again.

Lohan’s arraignment for her DUI bust was set for August 24 at 8:30am. Strangely, her arraignment for her Memorial Day DUI was already set for that same day. How convenient!

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OK! Magazine reportedly decided to run the ultra-unflattering photos of Britney Spears from her disastrous photoshoot last week. The mag’s editor claimed Britney’s antics were clearly an “emotional cry for help,” and they hoped running the photos will urge her to seek the help she needs. Umkay.

In an exclusive statement to TMZ, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said, “OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”

As TMZ first reported, Britney had a complete and total meltdown during the interview and photo shoot. OK! was faced with a huge decision; to run the horrifying photos as is and risk ruining their relationship with Brit (and potentially her career), or run a sanitized — and untrue– article.

During the photoshoot, Britney reportedly cleaned up dog feces with a Chanel gown, refused hair and makeup services, became convinced the ceiling of the studio would cave in on her, and wiped her greasy hands on a Gucci dress.

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More details leaked concerning Lindsay Lohan’s early morning DUI arrest. TMZ reported that Lindsay was “chasing” another vehicle when police pulled her over, and it has now been revealed that car she was chasing belonged to the mother of Lindsay’s former personal assistant.

According to police, Lohan’s assistant quit just hours before Lohan was popped for DUI, and when the assistant’s mother came to pick her up, Lindsay gave chase. We’re told the assistant’s mother called the police, warning them that Lindsay was hot on their tail, and that she was headed for the nearest police station.

Lindsay has since been released from jail on $25,000 bond.