Archive for August 2nd, 2007

  • Scarlett Johansson gets foxy for Louis Vuitton. [DH]
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessice Biel go for a cruise. [CS]
  • Kanye West and I are in agreement: stop saying the word “bling,” ok? [RR]
  • Tara Reid’s ass depresses me. [SOW]
  • Congrats to Kim Kardashian: the accidental porn star reportedly snapped her own reality TV show. [AIW]
  • A trial date was finally set for R. Kelly’s kiddy porn case. [Celebitchy]
  • Oh how clever: Rihanna has a line of umbrellas. [JIYH]
  • Oh, gross: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would like to get naked together for a magazine. [CS]
  • Lauryn Hill talks… about something. [WW]
  • Orlando Bloom refuses to watch his own movies. [DS]
  • Sienna Miller does “Flaunt.” [JJ]
  • Nicole Richie claimed she wants to be a good parent to her unborn baby. [WLC]
  • Christina Aguilera is allegedly knocked up with a baby girl. [CNW]
  • Petra Nemcova strips. [Grumpiest]
  • Simon Cowell would like to turn “American Idol” into a feature film. [GB]

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A Sherriff’s Department spokesman announced today Nicole Richie will serve her four day jail sentence at the Lynwood correctional facility–the same jail that housed Nicole’s homegirl Paris Hilton for her sentence.

“[Richie's] attorney contacted us and indicated she wants to do her time there,” said Steve Whitmore, spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department.

Whitmore couldn’t say whether Richie, who’s four months pregnant, would be housed at the facility’s medical ward. “That’s all determined by our medical staff upon her arrival,” said Whitmore.

If not in the medical facility, Richie, 25, could likely be placed in a segregated unit for high-profile inmates, as Hilton initially was, and locked up for 23 hours a day.

A surrender date was not given, but I assume it will be sooner rather than later: although Nicole has until December to surrender, it would probably be in her best interest not to serve her time that late in her pregnancy.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes took daughter Suri out for a stroll around a German football field (that’s the way Scientologist chill out) this week. Suri was dressed like a little Essex chav in a Burberry tartan dress. Cute and creepy all at the same time!

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Nicole Kidman looked lovely at the White Ribbon Day fundraiser in Sydney, Australia. The event helped raise awareness for the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against women on September 25th. Props to Nic.

Learn more about White Ribbon Day here.


 

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A former keyboard player for Marilyn Manson filed a lawsuit against the singer for wasting the band’s money on “sick and disturbing purchases of Nazi memorabilia and taxidermy (including the skeleton of a young Chinese girl.)” Well, those types of things really are investment for one’s future.

Keyboard man Stephen “Pogo” Bier accuses the Goth rocker and his “musketeers” (his business manager, lawyer and the band’s manager) of assisting Manson “in filching millions of dollars the band made over the years.” According to an e-mail sent to us that was approved by Bier’s lawyer, Keith Fink, Manson promised Bier “partnership proceeds” from the band in 1993, but then spluged on “a multimillion-dollar home, had a lavish wedding in Ireland, gave an engagement ring to Dita von Teese” and collected Nazi artifacts and taxidermy. When Bier asked for the “partnership proceeds,” Manson “devised a campaign to drive Bier out of the band and rob him of his entitlement,” the e-mail states. “Litigation will begin immediately.”

Manson has yet to comment, because he’s most likely too busy fondling his skeleton of a young Chinese girl.

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Mary-Kate Olsen cleaned herself up nicely for the season 3 premiere of “Weeds” at the ArcLight Theater in Hollywood on Wednesday.

Mary-Kate snagged a role as a “good Christian girl” on the upcoming season of the hit Showtime series.

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Us Weekly raised an interesting question today: is Britney Spears crazy? Like, clinically crazy? If stripping down to one’s underwear for an impromptu dip in the ocean while attempting escape paparazzi makes someone crazy, then yes, Britney is fucking nuts.

“Her erratic behavior has moved into bipolar disorder,” surmises psychologist Dr. Robert Butterworth, who has not treated Spears, 25.

“Your energy level and emotions alternate between highs and lows, and that seems to have happened here.”

Psychologist Robi Ludwig, who also hasn’t treated her, agrees, to a point.

“It seems that Britney has a mood disorder,” she says, acknowledging that the singer’s behavior is “self-destructive, erratic and dramatic,” which could also be symptomatic of drug and alcohol abuse.

She added: “She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence.”

Have I already mentioned that I think she should have a baby with Pete Doherty?

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