I know Mary-Kate Olsen regularly looks a mess, but her appearance outside of Les Deux last night really set a new high for looking like a clown.

Lose the top hat, babydoll–no one can pull that shit off.

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The Los Angeles Highway Patrol pulled over Britney Spears and her gaggle of gays while they were on their way to Las Vegas last night. Sadly, it wasn’t for DUI: homegirl was apparently in a wicked hurry to get to Vegas (oh Criss Angel, you chick magnet) and hit a speed trap.

Britney went over a mile before she finally pulled over for the police cars trailing behind her. She, of course, used the tired “paparazzi were chasing me” excuse to explain her excessive speed. Police let her off with a warning, but had a passenger in the car drive the rest of way.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt hit up an NYC art store with their kiddos this week. It was cuuuute.

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Dina Lohan spoke to E! Online yesterday about her daughter Lindsay Lohan’s jail sentence. Shortly after Lindsay’s attorney struck a plea deal with the Los Angeles DA, agreeing to a one day jail sentence for her two DUI incidents, Dina showed concern for her children:

”It’s really sad. Something bad is going to happen, I’m afraid.”

Dina declined to expand, but when asked how her family was holding up in the wake of Lindsay’s sentencing, Dina exclaimed, “Busy, busy.”

Despite a major Spice Girls reunion tour on the horizon, Victoria Beckham still has family first and foremost on her mind. Victoria told The Mirror she and husband David Beckham hope to add to their family of three boys by next year. The British-born couple would like to take advantage of living in Los Angeles to give their future off-spring the benefits of dual citizenship.

“We’d like to have another - maybe next year,” says Victoria, 33. “He or she might be lucky enough to have dual nationality.”

For now, the Beckhams must focus on David’s soccer career: the newest member of the LA Galaxy has more than twenty-two matches over the next twelve weeks. Sons Brooklyn, 8, Romeo, 4 ½, and Cruz, 2, are frequent spectators at their dad’s matches.

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Amy Winehouse reportedly told her family she couldn’t enter rehab again because her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, threatened suicide if she does. Although Amy acknowledged she needs professional help for her heroin addiction, the singer told her parents she can’t leave Blake on his own, because he vowed to harm himself if she did. This comes on the heels of a bloody fight the pair had early Thursday morning.

Yesterday Amy curiously claimed it was all because Blake found her in their hotel room with a prostitute about to take drugs and cutting herself.

A source close to the pair said: “After the fight her family thought they had finally got through to her. But then she said she couldn’t go to rehab because Blake said he’d kill himself if he was left alone.”

The couple are staying at the Covent Garden Hotel after being kicked out of the Sanderson. Amy stormed out of their new hotel on Thursday night after yet another drink-and-drugs fuelled row. But she returned an hour later and hit the booze again.

She told the barman: “I just want a drink with loads of alcohol in it.”

During the bender, Amy made warped claims about the fight the previous night. She said: “I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

I do believe when you get to the point of shooting heroin with a prostitute, it’s time for a serious intervention.

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Dita Von Teese attended the Music Summer Jamboree Festival in Senigallia, Italy yesterday, and looked absolutely lovely. This year’s festival revisits 1950’s America for it’s week-long series of free concerts, dance classes, and various parties. Jerry Lee Lewis is the featured performer this year, along with Dita.