Britney Spears hit up da club Saturday night, and was apparently feeling pretty sassy with her new extensions, because homegirl was flipping the bird at every opportunity.

When Brit isn’t busy being investigated for breaking puppy legs, she keeps it hardcore, yo.

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Owen Wilson was reportedly rushed to the hospital today in Los Angeles. Although St. John’s hospital listed his condition as “dehydrated,” the actor had a criminal attorney on hand at the hospital. Umkay?

Wilson was hospitalized in a serious incident Sunday in Los Angeles, sources tell the Enquirer and Star magazine exclusively in a joint news gathering operation.

Wilson is being treated for what is described by a close source as “a very serious condition.” The prognosis at first was grim but now has been upgraded and Wilson has been stabilized and will transfer to another hospital.

Police were present at the hospital and at least one well known Los Angeles criminal attorney was also there.

Doctors rushed to treat Wilson after he was brought in by ambulance.

Sources told the tab Owen will undergo “detox” for some unknown “condition.”

Jennifer Aniston hit up Hawaii last week for a vacay with Courteney Cox and family. The former “Friends” actress tried her hand at surfing, although I’m not sure a tiny bikini is the right choice for throwing yourself at crashing waves.

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Angelina Jolie hit up Central Park yesterday with three of her four children. While Brad Pitt and Shiloh did God-knows-what, Angie and the other kiddos rode the carousel and went wilding in the park like it was 1989.

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Pete Wentz recently confessed he’s totes in love with his surgically-enhanced girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson.

“This is the first relationship I’ve been in when I’ve been honest with the person.

“There’s something that has to be said for two people who are doing something creative.

“Lots of time you can feel like you’re baby-sitting someone in a relationship.

“I’ve been in relationships when I’ve signed autographs for fans and the person would get really jealous.”

“There’s a story on the internet saying Ashlee is like that, but it’s just insane. She would never do that.”

God, these two really bug me. I’m not sure why… maybe it’s the copious eyeliner use.

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Jessica Simpson and her big ol’ boring boobs hit up a Malibu beach party yesterday. It was, you know, random.

Crackhead extraordinaire Pete Doherty checked into rehab last week for the umpteenth time. The singer reportedly entered the $600-per-day Cloud House clinic in Salisbury, Wiltshire, about two hours outside of London.

Doherty, who recently used the UK’s Daily Mirror to profess his love for on-off girlfriend Kate Moss, spent part of Friday in group therapy.

At the 38-bed facility, the singer is expected to do chores, called “Therapeutic Duties,” including vacuuming the lounge in the shared house or setting the table for dinner. He can also take part in Friday night sing-alongs with a band called Mustard Seed, who put “recovery lyrics to popular music,” according to the center’s Web site.

A friend tells People: “He really needs help, and we’re grateful he’s getting it.”

Doherty has battled drug addiction for years and has had numerous run-ins with police for drug offenses. In July he admitted in court to possessing quantities of crack cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ketamine as well as to two driving infractions.

This round of rehab comes on the heels of his arrest last week after police found drugs in his car. He escaped jail time thanks to a police foul-up technicality.