Which boy-boobed broad got naked in Mexico over the weekend? You probably already know the answer, but the NSFW photos are after the cut, in case you don’t know.
Archive for December 3rd, 2007
Paris Hilton debuted what seemed to be a new swollen pucker during Ariva Gum’s launch at the Crimson Club last week. Ooo wee.
Former American Idol season four finalist Jessica Sierra is one classy bitch. Just two weeks after being sentenced to probation on a drug-related offense, Florida police arrested Jessica again felony battery, obstructing justice, and felony possession of cocaine.
During the December 1 arrest at the Full Moon Saloon in Florida, Jessica thought on her feet, and decided rather than get popped again, she would throw some offers on the table: according to the police report, Jessica told the arresting officer, “I’ll suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail.” A+!
If convicted, Jessica faces up to eleven years in prison, where I’m sure she will be kept busy on a daily basis fielding fellatio requests.
You can read the police report here for some “dick-sucking-f******” fun.
According to the Daily Mail, Amy Winehouse’s drug addiction and unhealthy lifestyle caused her teeth to fall out, one by one. Amy’s reported love for heroin has caused her to lose a few teeth, and develop gum disease.
Photographers for The Sun snapped photos of Amy stumbling around East London at 5:40am this weekend wearing only a red bra and no shoes.
We can expect to see the rest of the oh-so-sexy photos of Amy later today.
Renee Zellweger and her puckered face put on a fly-ass dress and heals for the premiere of Bee Movie in Paris over the weekend. While Renee was perfection from the neck down, I really wish she would lose the greasy-boy-hair thing she has going on lately.
I mean, I also wish she would stop doing that thing with her face, but she’s been doing that for years, so I’ll just concentrate on the hair for now.
Lance Bass threw a little tantrum at the Maritime Hotel’s Hiro Lounge last week. The former boy-bander got upset when he found the men’s room filled with dude’s smoking dope. He banged on the door to be let in, did his business, and then attempted to make up with the doper dudes by shaking their hands… without washing his own first.
You know, straight dudes look to gay dudes for proper hygiene and grooming, so Lance needs to step up his game. Wash them paws, son.