Which boy-boobed broad got naked in Mexico over the weekend? You probably already know the answer, but the NSFW photos are after the cut, in case you don’t know.

(more…)

• Angelina Jolie and Maddox cute it up in New Orleans. [WLC]
• Lindsay Lohan takes in a Lakers game. [DS]
• Patrick Dempsey is the new face of Versace. [GB]
• Katherine Heigl claimed her hit movie Knocked Up was “sexist.” [WW]
• Jessica Sierra barfed in cell shortly after offering to suck her arresting officer’s dick. Sexxxy! [RR]
• Check out Jewlie/Margot_Dent/My Jewish Baby-Mama’s best of 2007 list for Music Warship. [MW] 
• More from Amy Fisher’s gross sex tape. NSFW site. [TFT]
• Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are totally banging. [BS]
• What happened to Joan Van Ark’s face? [SOW]
• Oh hey, more gross 80’s porno shots from Heather Mills. [CB]
• Random Bai Ling appearance. [BST]
• Why is Brandon Davis the subject of every Gatecrasher blind item nowadays? [EB]
• Does this color make Beyonce look fat? [GS]
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden launched a children’s foundation. [AIW]
• Breaking news: Ashley Tisdale got a nose job. [HC]
• Yup, there’s Jordan’s ass again. [JIYH]
• Mandy Moore is big girl now, umkay? [CS]

Paris Hilton debuted what seemed to be a new swollen pucker during Ariva Gum’s launch at the Crimson Club last week. Ooo wee.

Former American Idol season four finalist Jessica Sierra is one classy bitch. Just two weeks after being sentenced to probation on a drug-related offense, Florida police arrested Jessica again felony battery, obstructing justice, and felony possession of cocaine.

During the December 1 arrest at the Full Moon Saloon in Florida, Jessica thought on her feet, and decided rather than get popped again, she would throw some offers on the table: according to the police report, Jessica told the arresting officer, “I’ll suck your dick if you don’t take me to jail.” A+!

Sierra also went on to use the N word several times, saying, “Fuck you, n*****!” According to the report, her friend tried calming Jessica down as she tried shoving a cop, and then Jessica and her pal ended up fighting in the street.

The broken “Idol” hurled a flurry of racial slurs and profanity during her arrest. She’s been charged with disorderly intoxication, violation of parole — and obstruction of justice.

This weekend, a judge denied her bond, advising that Jessica needs to find another form of entertainment.

If convicted, Jessica faces up to eleven years in prison, where I’m sure she will be kept busy on a daily basis fielding fellatio requests.

You can read the police report here for some “dick-sucking-f******” fun.

According to the Daily Mail, Amy Winehouse’s drug addiction and unhealthy lifestyle caused her teeth to fall out, one by one. Amy’s reported love for heroin has caused her to lose a few teeth, and develop gum disease.

Sources singer said she was “falling apart mentally and physically” and has developed a nervous disposition which causes her to constantly pull at her teeth.

And they said she is “in pieces” over the remand of her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in Pentonville Prison on charges of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.

“Amy is very upset about her teeth because they have literally been falling out,” a source said last night.

“She has one missing from the front of her mouth, and another one at the back which is less visible.

“Her mouth is full of holes and she is desperately worried she is going to lose more. She has actually pulled a tooth out herself, which is absolutely disgusting.”

“She picks at them all the time,” the source said.

“Her gums are always red and sore as a result of it and some of the teeth are loosening.”

Photographers for The Sun snapped photos of Amy stumbling around East London at 5:40am this weekend wearing only a red bra and no shoes.

A source said: “Amy came out and started stumbling around. She popped her head over the fence like she was looking for something. It was freezing and she had no shoes and just a red bra. She was mumbling something incomprehensible. It wasn’t the behavior of someone in the right state of mind.”

A spokesperson said: “Amy had been asleep and heard a noise. She went outside to investigate. She didn’t realise the time.”

We can expect to see the rest of the oh-so-sexy photos of Amy later today.

Renee Zellweger and her puckered face put on a fly-ass dress and heals for the premiere of Bee Movie in Paris over the weekend. While Renee was perfection from the neck down, I really wish she would lose the greasy-boy-hair thing she has going on lately.

I mean, I also wish she would stop doing that thing with her face, but she’s been doing that for years, so I’ll just concentrate on the hair for now.

Lance Bass threw a little tantrum at the Maritime Hotel’s Hiro Lounge last week. The former boy-bander got upset when he found the men’s room filled with dude’s smoking dope. He banged on the door to be let in, did his business, and then attempted to make up with the doper dudes by shaking their hands… without washing his own first.

“He was banging on the door like a diva, yelling, ‘What the [bleep] are you guys doing in there?’ ” said partygoer Malik Sterling, who saw the squabble. “Finally he just yelled, ‘I just have to pee!’ and he went in.” When Bass was finished, Sterling said, “he wanted to make peace, so he shook everyone’s hand. But he never washed his hands.”

You know, straight dudes look to gay dudes for proper hygiene and grooming, so Lance needs to step up his game.  Wash them paws, son.