• The bloated and the botoxed. [WLC]
• Check out the latest installment of the Pop Crunch Show. [PC]
• Awww, bummer: Fall Out Boy thinks they received a Grammy snub. [GB]
• Ray Liotta plead no contest to reckless driving after hitting two parked cars. [CB]
• Solange Knowles has some fugly-ass shoes. [BP]
• Oh hey, it’s Anna Faris. [BST]
• Tommy Lee slipped Michael Bay a little tongue. [SOW]
• Beck is being blamed for the drug induced death of New York artist Theresa Duncan. [CS]
• Russell Simmons traded Kimora Lee Simmons in for a new model. [GS]
• Tiger Wood’s wife Elin Nordegren won the fake nudes lawsuit. [BS]
• Britney Spears got douched by a photographers. [WW]
• Time for some 2007 music nostalgia. [MW]
• Ugh, Mischa Barton and her effing Keds. [RR]
• Renee Zellweger gets flashy on the red carpet. [RC]
• Suri gives the Spice Girls some love. [CDL]
• John Mayer is trying to hook it up with Ricki Lake? [JF]
• What happened to Keira Knightley’s hair? [GTS]
• Katherine McPhee sluts it up. [JIYH]
• Oh noes: dead nude supermodel photos. [SC]

According to the slightly-unreliable OK! Magazine, Britney Spears’ plans for the New Year include a total body makeover. No, she isn’t going to stop drinking calorie-laden Starbucks drinks, she’s just going the classy route and getting $81,000 worth of plastic surgery.

“She’s always worrying about what she looks like,” one friend of the “Toxic” songtress reveals to OK!. “She checks pictures of herself on the Internet every night and criticizes every single one.”

Really? I’m surprised she has time for Starbucks runs.

She already underwent lip enhancement and forehead Botox on Oct. 18, a decision which the friend says was “spur of the moment.” But apparently Britney was pleased with the results so she’s singing “Gimme More” to the docs.

On her checklist: liposuction of the abdomen, hips and thighs ($18,000); a breast lift with change of silicone implants ($25,000); a mini tummy tuck ($18,000); and work on her nose ($20,000). Grand total: $81,000!

Do you remember earlier this year when Britney shouted to a photographer, “Ever hear of Weight Watchers, you fat fuck? Why don’t you diet and run?” So… yeah, Weight Watchers.

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Mischa Barton recently claimed she’s anticipating the birth of friend Nicole Richie’s first child next month; she loaded up on gifts for the kiddo.

“I got her a bunch of rocker tees for the baby, with different types of logos of rock bands on them. And she loved them!

“She is going to have the most fabulously dressed baby, I am sure, because she is so stylish herself.”

The Rolling Stones and AC/DC logo T-shirts were impulse buys for Barton. “They were so unique,” she said. “I just loved them!”

Mischa said the t-shirt will be gender neutral, as Nicole isn’t sure if she’s having a boy or girl.

“She actually doesn’t know what she is having,” says Barton. “She wants it to be a surprise.”

OT: I hate the term “rocker tees.”

Paris Hilton, who will apparently show up for any random event, made an appearance at Mansion’s Art Basel 2007 celebration in Miami Beach this week.

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Britney Spears reportedly has her Christmas gifts for her sons lined up.

PageSix.com has exclusively learned that Brit bought tots Sean, 2, and Jayden, 1, miniature pianos from Harrods for Christmas. A well-placed source tells us that when Britney saw the baby baby grands (which retail for approximately $350, only at Harrods) she ordered them immediately. A Harrods rep refused to comment, citing client confidentiality.

Although this is the first Christmas Britney will not share joint custody with ex-husband Kevin Federline, a Britters source claimed the delusional mommy believes she will have full custody by next Christmas. Umm hmm, and by next Christmas, I will own seven reindeer, which I will ride all over Boston while throwing magic beans at passersby.

During an interview for the January issue of Cosmopolitan, Hilary Duff claimed that she, unlike her ex-boyfriend Joel Madden, is not ready for marriage. Well, no shit, you’re only 20 years old. Guh.

“I’m definitely not ready to get married. I think a reason that people in this business get married young is that they feel like everything comes to them sooner in life. It’s normal to be like, ‘Okay, what’s next?’ “

Dear Nicole Richie, Hilary totally doesn’t mind that you’re knocked up by her ex-boyfriend. She’s like, totally over it.

“It’s not attractive when girls get super-skinny. Guys don’t like it. Girls don’t like you as much.”

Don’t hate, Duffster.

Wowza.