• Does Ashlee Simpson look pregnant to you? Just a little? [WIMB] 
• Lindsay Lohan was absent on the “Living Lohan” premiere. [BS]
• John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have actually been dating for months. [TB]
• Petra Nemcova shows up to another random event. [BST]
• The new trailer for Baz Luhrmann’s “Australia” looks amazing. [PB]
• Amy Winehouse still plans to do the Bond theme song. [DL]
• Patrick Swayze made his first public appearance since his cancer announcement. [SOW]
• Tony Romo was reportedly bribed to attend Ashlee Simpson’s wedding with Jessica Simpson. [GB]
• New York’s governor pardoned Slick Rick. [CB]
• Xzbit’s newborn son, Xavier, died over the weekend. [BB]
• Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson planning a wedding? [GH]
• Shiloh Jolie Pitt turned two years old today. [AIW]
• Danielle Lloyd likes gay dudes. But really, who doesn’t? [DH]
• Amy Winehouse wears diapers. [YH]
• Sarah Jessica Parkergets Photoshopped. [CDL]
• Colin Farrell is still looking skinny. [DS]
• Kim Cattrall is ready to do another Sex and the City movie. [CFW]
• Prosecutors dropped the rape charges against Poison drummerRikki Rockett. [CS]

“Living Lohan” debuted on E! last night, and it seems everyone has an opinion on Dina and Ali Lohan’s new reality show. Chief among those with an opinion: Dina’s ex-husband Michael Lohan.

Michael posted a bitter blog entry on OK! Magazine’s website, and used the words “exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception” to describe his feelings regarding the show.

EPISODE 1: “Mommy Will Fix It”, MAY 26, 2008

Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let’s see… If I were to look at things from a wordly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let’s just say I’m still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali’s career and being a “real” mother, or reading tabloids.

I’ve had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me, again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road, like a Lohan would, and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what’s right for the kid’s sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

-Michael

You might remember Michael tried to get his former family to agree to do a reality show with him a few years ago, and they promptly turned him down. I guess he might be a tad bit bitter.

Just a couple weeks after ending her relationship with sad little Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson has a new dude in her life. The actress hooked up with Lance Armstrong after meeting the cyclist at an NYC party.

The new couple took their relationship public over the weekend while vacationing in Monaco.

A source said: “Kate and Lance have been dating for a couple of weeks. She thought it was funny when people were writing recently that she was engaged to Owen because the reality was that they had split again and she was secretly seeing Lance.

“She and Lance are both physical, passionate people, she’s never been happier.”

“They have known each other for a while and Lance is one of Owen’s good friends.

“When Kate was with Owen, she got to know Lance really well but they hooked up again recently at a dinner party thrown by a mutual friend and that’s when the romance began.

“They have both been keeping it very quiet.”

Strangely, Kate is not the only girlfriend Owen and Lance have shared: after ending her three year relationship with Owen, Sheryl Crow hooked up with Lance. They later got engaged, but ended it before a wedding couple go down.

Amy Winehouse lashed out at photographers yesterday after she missed visitation with Blake Incarcerated. The singer arrived late to London’s Pentonville Prison, and was turned away by jail officials. Amy responded by crying in her taxi, but later got out of the car to push around some paparazzi.

A quick trip for a kabob appeared to put Amy in a slightly better mood.

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The Hogan Family, quite possibly the most despicable family in the world, was involved in another car crash over the week. Hulk Hogan’s daughter Brooke collided with another car while driving in Florida on Sunday.

She was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when the car in front of her lost control while changing lanes. According to the report, the other car collided with Brooke’s, pushing her into the left concrete barrier wall. Brooke’s car came to rest on the left shoulder, while the other car went back across the bridge and came to rest on the right shoulder.

The report indicates that, according to witnesses, the other car was speeding. Florida Highway Patrol reps tell TMZ Brooke was not at fault. She had one other passenger with her in the car, but it wasn’t Hulk or Linda.

UPDATE 8:15 PM PT — Brooke has already posted a blog on her MySpace page about the accident. You’ll never guess who she credits for saving her life: her brother Nick and John Graziano — Nick’s BFF who is still in a coma! She credits them for reminding her and her friend to put on their seat belts. What nerve.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE — She pulled the post.

Deleting Myspace posts after getting called out on it’s contents is the classy thing to do.

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Britney Spears reportedly lined up a one-off show in Las Vegas with a $10 million fee. A source told News of the World (meh) Britney and her posse hope the gig will kick off a “comeback” tour for the singer.

“The concert will be one to top them all—a spectacle.

“It will have jaw-dropping lights, amazing costumes and a performance from Britney to roll back the years.”

Britney, whose last UK No1 was in 2004, will play the gig at Palms Hotel And Casino in Las Vegas at the end of the year. Her record company, Sony BMG, have given the thumbs-up despite Britney’s shambolic comeback at the MTV Video Music Awards last year.

The source added: “There’s a total of £5million on offer but the onus is on Brit to put in a top show.

“Britney is finally getting her life, and career, back on track and the whole world will see the evidence when she steps on that stage.”

After her performance at last years’ MTV Video Music Awards, it seems Britney’s performing career is dunzo. I just don’t see this shit happening.

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Lindsay Lohan is really into her own music. Surprise.

At Crown Bar on May 14, the “Mean Girls” star was sipping Red Bull and vodka when her dee-jay gal pal Samantha Ronson played her new song “Bossy,” sending Linds into a frenzy.

She jumped onto a couch and started to dance and lip-sync, while other club-goers just stared and laughed.

Lindsay spent the weekend chilling in Cannes at the Eden Roc Hotel. On Saturday, she took her pale, hip-less little body out for sun at the hotel’s pool.

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