- According to plastic surgeons, Madonna has the “ultimate face.” [CFW]
- Kelsey Grammer was released from the hospital. [CS]
- Keira Knightley claimed she prepares for auditions by getting liquored up. [AIW]
- Paz Vega looks amazing, post-baby. [BST]
- Subtle. [TB]
- Miranda Kerr works the runway. [RR]
- David Cross is still hanging out with Amber Tamblyn. [WIMB]
- Kate Moss lets the norks slip in Ibiza. [YH]
- Pam Anderson and KFC kiss and make up. [HMG]
- Zac Efron wants to do something dark. High School Musical 3 doesn’t fit the bill? [FH]
- More details on Morgan Freeman’s car accident. [DH]
- Eva Longoria wants to be more modest on Desperate Housewives. [DS]
- More from the Teen Choice Awards. [PB]
- Penelope Cruz looked hot at the premiere of “Vicky Crisitina Barcelona.” [BB]
- Playgirl Magazine is dunzo. [CB]
- Non-shocker: Michael Jackson looks weird at a magic show. [SOW]
- Lance Armstrong isn’t into needy broads. [GB]
- Cracky overboard. [ABH]
Archive for August 5th, 2008
I know this is totally going to shock you, but Lindsay Lohan’s blabby father has something to say about Lindsay’s reported wedding plans with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Michael Lohan claimed he would not walk his daughter down the aisle at her wedding if she chose to marry another woman.
Like you would be invited.
Anyhoo, Lindsay and Sam spent the last few days in Chicago, where they watched Sam’s older brother, hot ass Mark Ronson, DJ at a local club.
Meanwhile, across the country, Michael Lohan was probably pumping iron with Stephan Baldwin while discussing how real men love Jesus.
Kelly Rutherford is straight tripping when it comes to naming her kid.
I can’t decide if that’s really ghetto or just really stupid.
Despite rumors that new twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were conceived via in vitro fertilization, Brad Pitt and Angelina insisted they did not use fertility treatments. Brad claimed they got knocked up the old fashion way–which, for those of you who don’t know, involved putting his penis in her vagina. Or, at least, that’s what I assume happened.
You couldn’t stop laughing, huh? Why? We’re you high on Clomid at the time?
Thanks to her poor work ethic, we will not be forced to see Paris Hilton butcher the role of Roxie Hart. Paris claimed she was offered the lead role in “Chicago” for a run in London’s West End, but she couldn’t do it, because she’s busy and stuff.
What exactly is she busy doing? Wearing sunglasses? Following Benji Madden around while wearing sunglasses?
Although he’s allegedly slightly gay for his costar, Ed Westwick hooked up with hot ass Alison Mosshart at Lollapalooza. The Gossip Girl star and The Kills frontwoman spent the weekend together before Ed flew back to LA for the Teen Choice Awards.
Allison is from Florida, but she’s usually shacked up in London with Jamie Hince, guitarist for The Kills and erstwhile boyfriend of Kate Moss.
OT: Ed looked like a total douche at the Teen Choice Awards, y/n?
Cycle eleven of “America’s Next Top Model” will debut on September 3, but before that happens, we can enjoy this beyond-Photoshopped promo ad featuring Tyra Banks and her girls.
I hope someone gets stabbed this season, otherwise I’m not going to be able to watch all the way through. It’s gotten too predictable.