I know this is totally going to shock you, but Lindsay Lohan’s blabby father has something to say about Lindsay’s reported wedding plans with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Michael Lohan claimed he would not walk his daughter down the aisle at her wedding if she chose to marry another woman.
“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”
Like you would be invited.
Anyhoo, Lindsay and Sam spent the last few days in Chicago, where they watched Sam’s older brother, hot ass Mark Ronson, DJ at a local club.
During Mark’s set, the cuddly twosome sat underneath a table near his feet and had waiters bring them drinks. When they did come out of hiding, Sam was “constantly texting with Lindsay, even though Lindsay was seated on the stage near her,” laughed a witness. “They’d text and giggle and just stare at each other.”
Meanwhile, across the country, Michael Lohan was probably pumping iron with Stephan Baldwin while discussing how real men love Jesus.
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Kelly Rutherford is straight tripping when it comes to naming her kid.
The hot mom in “Gossip Girl” was shopping recently in the Hamptons and was overheard saying that she and her husband, German businessman Daniel Giersch, named their nearly 2-year-old boy, Hermés Gustaf Daniel Giersch because she loves the Hermes designer label. “She also said her husband once worked as a mailman and the messenger god is Hermes,” our witness said.
I can’t decide if that’s really ghetto or just really stupid.
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Despite rumors that new twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline were conceived via in vitro fertilization, Brad Pitt and Angelina insisted they did not use fertility treatments. Brad claimed they got knocked up the old fashion way–which, for those of you who don’t know, involved putting his penis in her vagina. Or, at least, that’s what I assume happened.
“We were in shock [when we heard about the rumors] and could not stop laughing ‘If they had been conceived through IVF we would have been happy to discuss it.’ But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems.”
You couldn’t stop laughing, huh? Why? We’re you high on Clomid at the time?
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Thanks to her poor work ethic, we will not be forced to see Paris Hilton butcher the role of Roxie Hart. Paris claimed she was offered the lead role in “Chicago” for a run in London’s West End, but she couldn’t do it, because she’s busy and stuff.
She says, “We did some rehearsals, but then I found out it was six days a week for a couple of months.
“I was flattered, but with my schedule, there was no way I could fit it in.”
What exactly is she busy doing? Wearing sunglasses? Following Benji Madden around while wearing sunglasses?
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Posted by: Alyk in Television
Although he’s allegedly slightly gay for his costar, Ed Westwick hooked up with hot ass Alison Mosshart at Lollapalooza. The Gossip Girl star and The Kills frontwoman spent the weekend together before Ed flew back to LA for the Teen Choice Awards.
An insider tells OK!, “It’s very new but they make a cute couple! They are definitely more than friends!”
Allison is from Florida, but she’s usually shacked up in London with Jamie Hince, guitarist for The Kills and erstwhile boyfriend of Kate Moss.
OT: Ed looked like a total douche at the Teen Choice Awards, y/n?
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Posted by: Alyk in Tyra Banks
Cycle eleven of “America’s Next Top Model” will debut on September 3, but before that happens, we can enjoy this beyond-Photoshopped promo ad featuring Tyra Banks and her girls.
I hope someone gets stabbed this season, otherwise I’m not going to be able to watch all the way through. It’s gotten too predictable.
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