• Jenna Jamesonpimps herself out for PETA (but on the real, if you don’t neuter your kitties, you’re probably a huge douchebag and I hate you.) [TB]
• L’Oreal turned Beyonce into an albino. [YH]
• John Edwards admitted to an affair with that fugly lady, but said he didn’t father her kid. Glad I didn’t vote for you in the primaries. [BB]
• Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner purchased a $16 million home. I guess those Gigli residuals really paid off. [FH]
• Oh thank God: Tila Tequila will not do a Shot at Love 3. [WIMB]
• Matthew McConaughey is already dragging his kid around the red carpet. [CB]
• Paul Newman is seriously ill. [CS]
• Oh snaps: NKOTB announce the track listing for their upcoming disc. [SOW]
• Brooke Hogan goes to the beach, complains about the media. [BST]
• Katie Holmes and Suri do NYC. [HMG]
• Audrina Patridge side-boob. [DR]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went shopping for Sam’s 30th birthday. [DS]
• Check out Kings of Leon’s new single. [AIW]
• More details on Lil Kim’s killer party. [DH]
• Britney Spears shops at Intermix with her weave done right. [PB]
• Justin Hawkins from The Darkness has a new band. [RR]
• Hit some links! [RF]

Britney Spears will shot a promo ad for the 2008 MTV Music Video Awards alongside this year’s host, Russell Brand. The Brit comic lead the singer through a series of jokes regarding her failed 2007 appearance at the VMAs.

The spot is “mostly ad-libbed, with Russell asking her for advice about hosting the show,” a source tells E!. “There’s also a 9,000-pound elephant in it, as in ‘the elephant in the room.’”

Britney is nominated for two awards this year, but it is still unclear if she will perform live during the show.

Clay Aiken’s BFF, Jaymes Foster, gave birth to the a baby boy today. Parker Foster Aiken was born at 8:08am this morning, and has dark hair like his mother.

Aiken is “thrilled” and “so excited” about the birth of son Parker Foster, he wrote in a blog post on his official site Friday.

“The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy,” the American Idol said of the 6 lb., 2 oz. baby born at 8:08 a.m. in North Carolina.

See Us’ bump hall of fame.

Aiken, 29, referred to Parker’s mom Jaymes as “my dear friend.”

“Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also,” he wrote. “The Aiken family, the Foster family, and the Parker family are all thrilled.”

Clay and Jaymes conceived Parker through IVF, but Clay is totally straight, so don’t get it twisted.

Snaggle-toothed singer Jewel married rodeo champ Ty Murray in a private ceremony in the Bahamas on Thursday evening. The couple, who dated over ten years, never officially announced their engagement.

“She wore a traditional wedding gown, while Ty wore his favorite blue jeans, white shirt and cowboy hat,” says Jewel’s rep. “The couple is very happy and look forward to enjoying their honeymoon.”

The pair share a 2,200-acre ranch in Stephenville, Texas. Murray, 38, who hosted Ty Murray’s Celebrity Bull-Riding Challenge on CMT last year, currently stars in the video for his wife’s new country single, “I Do.”

I seriously had no clue Jewel was still alive. Remember when she used to wear short-shorts and was all over Sean Penn’s jock? God, I miss the 1990’s.

Brad Pitt’s maternity leave won’t last long: the actor signed on to join the cast of Quentin Tarantino’s next film, “Inglorious Bastards.” Set in World War II, the movie will focus on Brad’s character, Lt. Aldo Raine, the head of the Jewish resistance.

Simon Pegg is being considered to play the role of a British lieutenant in cahoots with Brad’s band of eight Jewish American soldiers who attempt to exact vengeance on Nazis in German-occupied France.

Producer Lawrence Bender said the alchemy of Pitt and Tarantino, who have never worked together as actor and director, will yield unique results. “They’re going to push each other and really help make something special,” he said.

Pitt’s character is a voluble, freewheeling outlaw in the manner of Samuel L. Jackson’s Jules Winnfield in “Pulp Fiction,” prone to saying things like “we’re gonna be doing one thing, and one thing only, and that’s killing Nazis,” according to those familiar with the script.

The signing of Pitt, who first saw the script in early July, means that the production has locked down a key role as it moves forward on an accelerated schedule.

Shooting will start on October 13 in Germany. Producers claimed they hope to have the movie finished in time for debut at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival.

Source

Christina Aguilera went completely nude for this 2004 David LaChapelle shot. The photo, which appeared in Interview Magazine, was an homage to Andy Warhol’s Factory: the famed photographer collected his own “factory” of stars and helpers to shoot the “West Coast LaChapelle Land” spread.

Pam Anderson also appeared in the photograph, but surprisingly, she stayed clothed.

NSFW close up of Christina’s hot-ass norks after the cut. (more…)

Rumer Willis and her massive cranium made an appearance at the Late Show with David Letterman this week. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ spawn showed up to promote her new movie, “House Bunny,” but Rumer has music on her mind. Rumer claimed she would like to become a jazz singer. Blargh.

“I don’t know so much hard rock, but my dad used to play a lot of jazz for me. I would love to do that.”

I think it would be a fabulous idea for Rumer to record a follow up to her dad’s “Return of Bruno.” Such great talent shouldn’t be wasted.

Source