While Jennifer Lopez commanded millions of dollars for the first photos of her twins, Ricky Martin’s newborn babies will not receive such an honor. According to NYDN, celebrity weekly magazines did not reach out to Ricky to appear on their covers with his twin boys. Because Ricky kept the identity of the mother secret, one editor dubbed the situation “icky.”
“We aren’t jumping like we usually do,” one editor said. “We don’t think he is going to tell the backstory, so the whole thing just seems kind of icky.”
Word in magazine land is that someone will end up running a photo of Martin (who admitted last week that he is now caring for twin sons delivered through an unnamed surrogate) and his babies somewhere in the glossies, but that the family isn’t cover-worthy.
“When someone seems like they are hiding something, it’s a big turnoff to the public, who want to share in celebrities’ lives,” another editor spilled. “No one really cared about Clay Aiken becoming a single dad, either.”
Although the tabs remained uninterested in the babies, they’re very interested in the babies’ mother. The National Enquirer is reportedly working over-time to track down the woman and get an exclusive interview.
Andy Dick will not be prosecuted for fondling under-aged boobies. The Riverside County district attorney announced yesterday that his office decided not to file felony sexual battery charges against the comic from his arrest last month. Andy will, however, still be charged with misdemeanor drug possession and battery charges.
Dick, who is scheduled to appear in court on Wednesday, was arrested at Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, CA, about 80 miles east of L.A.
A 17-year-old girl told police Dick, 42, “grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts,” police told the AP.
Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found Dick’s pants pockets; he also appeared “extremely intoxicated,” police said.
Andy Dick grabbing my tits at a hot wings restaurant is just about the most horrific thing I could imagine.
Yesterday, we were forced to suffer through Kim Kardashian’s multiple accounts of her foot injury. The new “Dancing with the Stars” contestant said she cut her foot in a NYC hotel, and the resulting melee looked like “a murder scene!” Because Kim has a desperate need for attention, she took photos of the near-amputation moments after the incident, and… it looks like she cut her toe.
For future reference, perhaps Kim should call her father’s old client OJ Simpson and ask him what a murder scene actually looks like.
Hayden Panettiere spoke out in defense of her father, who police arrested earlier this month on claims he battered Hayden’s mother. The 19 year old actress placed blame for the situation on the sheriff, who Hayden said manipulated things to gain fame for himself. Umkay.
“It was blown way out of proportion by a sheriff who wanted his 15 minutes of fame. My family is wonderful, they are so very happy. So… we’re all great.”
Things didn’t seem so great on August 11 when her father, Alan, was arrested at their West Hollywood home for alleged felony domestic violence against her mother, Lesley Vogel. Although the police said he was accused of hitting his wife in the face, Alan claimed “nothing actually happened” and called the incident a “misunderstanding.”
Jenna Jameson confirmed a Page Six report that she is pregnant with her first child. The tab leaked the news earlier this month, but Jenna said she waited to officially announce her pregnancy because of prior failed pregnancies.
“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” she tells Usmagazine.com exclusively. “I’m so happy!”
She adds that she and boyfriend of two years, mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz, “are still in a state of shock.
“I’m just saying super healthy,” she says. “I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito, I love being by the beach.”
Jenna said she loves Grape Ape, but doesn’t have any plans to marry him. Instead, she claimed she will follow in “Angelina’s footsteps” and “stay unmarried and just go for the babies!”
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