Solange Knowles issued a YouTube clip regarding her “unprofessional” interview on a Fox affiliate yesterday. With the release of her rebuttal, Solange actually made me like her even less, which I didn’t think was possible. As much as I dislike Fox News, I dislike Solange’s inability to take responsibility for her actions even less than I dislike Fox.

You effed up. Stop trying to act like Karl Rove and right-wing media is plotting against you.

• Kelly and Brenda reunite! [PB]
• Diane Farr popped out a couple of babies. [HMG]
• Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live. [BB]
• Some crazy dude slammed his car into the Playboy Mansion gates. [BS]
• Sarah Lawson really gets around. [DL]
• Jessica Simpson claimed Tony Romo is the love of her life. [CB]
• Check out the first five minutes of the Gossip Girl season premiere. [GB]
• Ugh, Michael Jackson unmasked. [SOW]
• Lindsay Lohan is back on the set of Ugly Betty. [BST]
• Katy Perry had her breasts molded for a good cause. [TB]
• It will cost you approximately $300 to party with Miley Cyrus. [DR]
• Kim Kardashian doesn’t care if you hate her shitty movie. [WIMB]
• More on OJ Simpson’s recent ass-kicking. [CS]
• Madonna is set to launch her own haircare line. [DS]
• Adrian Grenier does Page Six Magazine. [FH]
• Liz Hurley still has boobs. [IDWYL]

Kelly Osbourne might be sporting one hell of a shiner, but she knows how to attract dudes. Unfortunately for Kelly, she’s attracting washed up, weird dudes.

Heatherette designer Richie Rich told OK Magazine he witnessed 46 year old Axl Rose hitting on 24 year old Kelly in a rather bold manner.

Rich said he and his buddy Kelly, bumped into the oddball singer at a recent Hollywood party.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to fuck you!”

Because, really, when you’re a plastic surgery mutant trying to pick up ass half your age, it’s appropriate to be as creepy and blunt as possible.

Thanks to an argument over Hilary Duff’s 21st birthday party, her father will spend up to ten days behind bars. Hilary’s mother asked Daddy Duff to fork over cash for the party, and when he didn’t come through, she complained to the courts.

According to Houston Chronicle, mama Duff dragged her ex into court today — and this is no joke — to ask for $25,000 to throw a party for Hilary’s 21st birthday — because that’s what they spent on Haylie’s 21st bday two years ago.

After the judge told Bob he had to shell out $12,500 for the bash — he decided to sentence Bob to 10 days in jail for contempt of court for selling assets without court approval to the tune of $367,537.

When Bob was cuffed, mama Duff supposedly mumbled “This isn’t what I wanted.”

I wonder if I can press charged against Santa for not giving me a pony when I was 11?

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt put on a shameless photo op at a Gleason’s supermarket in LA on Wednesday. The couple, who pretended as if they didn’t call the photographers themselves, paraded around the market in full hair and makeup, while acting like total morons.

I guess it isn’t a coincidence that Heidi’s new shit-tastic video for “Overdosin’” premiered the day before.

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Police arrested Top Chef season two loser Marcel Vigneron for suspicion of DUI early Saturday morning off the PCH in Laguna Beach.

Marcel was initially stopped for speeding, but after showing signs of intoxication he was given a blood test and was taken into custody. Bail was set at $2,500.

You might remember Marcel as the whiny dude with Wolverine hair who was ob - fucking - sessed with putting foam on every dish he produced on Top Chef.

Photographers snapped Gisele Bundchen chilling with boyfriend Tom Brady and his son John at the Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, MA. John is Tom’s one year old son with ex-girlfriend Bridgette Moynahan, but it appeared Gisele stepped into the mommy role while Bridgette stayed in LA.

The three hung out on the field (along with Gisele’s dog, Vida) and Gisele gave John sips of her water. Pretty cute family.

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