Archive for August 29th, 2008

  • An artist immortalized Kate Moss with a gold statue. [DH]
  • John McCain picked a running mate. [DR]
  • Kanye West teamed up with Takashi Murakami for a new video. [AIW]
  • Angelina Jolie slapped a co-star who tried to kiss her. [FH]
  • Shannen Doherty accused Tori Spelling of lying. [GB]
  • The FBI is investigating new evidence in the Zodiac Killer case. [HMG]
  • Blake Lively looked lovely at Letterman. [BST]
  • Gillian Anderson’s co-star claimed she isn’t very nice. [TB]
  • Hayden Panettiere plus dog plus pool. [RR]
  • Jessica Simpson still sucks live. [WIMB]
  • David Beckham is afraid he’s going bald. [ABH]
  • Brad Pitt helped a fan who fell into a lake in Venice. [CNW]
  • Halle Berry is wearing an engagement ring. [YBF]
  • Mackenzie Phillips was released on $10,000 bail. [CDL]
  • Victoria Beckham launched her “signature” fragrance. [DS]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s grandfather died. [BB]
  • Rachael Ray grates. [AY]
  • Kelsey Grammer is transfixed. [SOW]
  • The trailer for “Burn After Reading” is out. [PB]
  • Random Claire Danes appearance. [IDWYL]

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Just a few weeks after Madonna hit the milestone, Michael Jackson turned 50 years old today. The former King of Pop told Good Morning America he’s still feeling young at heart. I guess surrounding yourself with life-like statues of a vaguely-sexualized Peter Pan will help you feel young, even when you’re old and creepy.

“I feel very young,” he said. Asked if he has an AARP card, he said, “Not that I know of.” Speaking in a barely audible voice at times, Jacko said he plans to mark the occasion by watch ing cartoons with his kids.

Let’s tip back a few glasses of Jesus Juice to celebrate this momentus occassion.

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The UK’s least-favorite party girl decided to leave London for NYC. 19 year old Peaches Geldolf received an acceptance letter from New York University, and reportedly told family and friends she has plans to leave her home in the UK for a new life in NYC with her husband of one month, Max Drummey.

A source said: “She is doing everything she can to move away from how she is perceived in London.

“The truth is that Max offered her a way out of it all. She was offered stability and a move away from the negative press she was receiving in the UK.

“Now, Peaches is planning a move to New York and is starting over with a place at NYU and a new job at Nylon magazine.”

Peaches’ father, Sir Bob Geldof, is said to be happy with the decision.

“She wasn’t too sure about New York at first but her father persuaded her and so she signed up at the university and was offered a job.

“She now has her father’s blessing with Max, which is a weight off her mind. Bob wants her to have structure and a routine.”

Peaches and Max eloped to Las Vegas earlier this month after dating for four weeks. The move came only days after Peaches allegedly overdosed at her London home.

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Michael Lohan gave an “exclusive” interview to OK! Magazine regarding Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s statements about him. Michael’s daughter and her girlfriend each published Myspace blogs accusing Michael of using the media to gain fame and attention. Naturally, Michael used the media to respond. How appropriate is that?

“When I first spoke out, I clearly stated that everything I said and my concerns were generated by my ex-wife, Dina… After a recent phone call from Lindsay while she was traveling on one of Samantha’s DJ gigs, I became very concerned. It was then that we all agreed to have a mother/daughter/father sit-down when Lindsay got to NY.

“Everything was arranged and agreed (I have dozens of texts and recordings with Dina to prove it). But when the time came on Sunday, Dina chose to go into NYC and have dinner with Sam, Sam’s mother and Lindsay, rather than address real issues and make things better for Lindsay.

“A day later, Dina told me that Sam was writing a book, that Sam was a negative influence on Lindsay and that Sam needs to be out of Lindsay’s life….then she asked me how to do it!!

“Matters became worse when Dina said Lindsay was in REAL danger and she needed to save her and get Lindsay into ‘a place!’ These are ALL Dina’s words. Tell me, what father wouldn’t be concerned and even pissed at Sam after hearing this!!???

“To even imagine that Dina would then go on vacation is even more sickening! Should we actually believe a women who says whe doesn’t party with Lindsay, get drunk or care about fame? She has been on video and photographed dozens of times with Lindsay, drunk in public, thrown out of events, had public fights with Lindsay and then does a reality show which was so far from the truth, it’s disgusting!

“Dina cares? PLEASE!!!! Lindsay was once stalked by a guy [name deleted]  — who Dina trusted and I said from the get go that I didn’t— only for Dina to look the other way when I had to get a task force to track him down.

“Dina took a percentage of Lindsay’s money when I NEVER took a red cent! All the while, I only speak out when something is wrong or needs to be made right!

“Dina is a money-loving, fame-seeking, self-serving deceiver, who comes from roots of the same.

“Meanwhile they say I seek fame! Ha! I am out there doing charity work, going on mission trips, working with the United Nations and trying to help my daughter while spending sleepless nights with a father dying of cancer. Did Dina call my dad, or have the kids visit or send a card to a man who never hurt a fly? NO! Dina raised all this alarm and caused this whole thing!

“All I want is for Lindsay to be healthy and in a good relationship! I want her to use the gifts she has in the best ways and to help others! I said it from the very beginning: Show me who you walk with and I will tell you who you are! People may deceive us, but our eyes and facts don’t! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!”

Homeboy continued his long-winded rant with ABC News.

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break,” he told ABCNews.com. “Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control?

“I go to church,” he continued. “I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

Did he really just douche his daughter by bringing up her declining career? Ouch.

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David Duchovny issed a statement this week confirming he entered a rehabilitation clinic for sex addiction. I am absolutely dying to know the details on this.

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction,” the actor says in an exclusive statement. “I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

David’s wife of ten years, Tea Leoni, has yet to comment on the state of her tired vag.

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