Colin Farrell on his 2003 sex tapewith Nicole Narain.

• Oooh girl, I can’t believe your daddy lets you leave the double-wide in those shorts. [DRW]
• I love The Ettes. [AIW]
• Oh hey, Anna Paquin’s nip. [YH]
• The Jonas Brothers will perform at the Cowboy’s half-time show on Thanksgiving. [WIMB]
• Some dude is suing Bon Jovi for $400 billion. Yes, seriously, $400 billion. [RR]
• If you’re gonna fight, then fight. Don’t stand around playing “Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.” [SOW]
• Salma Hayek isn’t into papatazzi. [DR]
• Mark Wahlberg isn’t amused. [TB]
• Non-shocker: Jamie Lynn Spears shopping at Wal-Mart. [BST]
• Non-shocker number two: Lindsay Lohan at a random party. [INMF]
• Ew: Britney Spears “sex-texting” Kevin Federline. [HMG]
• Oh noes: paparazzi broke into Ashley Tisdale’s home. Looking for her beauty secrets, no doubt. [GB]
• Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renewed their vows in Vegas over the weekend. [DS]
• Tara Reid must have a head injury or something. [CK]
• Jessica Simpson would like to remind us (again) that she is not engaged to Tony Romo. Repeating: NOT ENGAGED. [FH]
• Vanessa Hudgens is trying to get into Tom Cruise’s pants. [BB]
• We’re apparently not invited in. [PB]
• Meg Ryan’s face seriously scares the shit out of me. [CFW]
• Don’t eat the cotton candy at Amy Winehouse’s apartment. [CS]
• How long can one woman possibly suck her gut in for photographers? [CDL]
• I had hella pork buns this weekend. [RF]

If you’re a fan of French films, you’re probably familiar with the name Guillaume Depardieu. The 37 year old son of Gerard Depardieu started acting at the age of three, and stayed in the media spotlight because of his multiple drug and weapons arrests.

In 1996, Guillaume was involved in a serious traffic accident after a suitcase fell out of a vehicle traveling in front of him. Guillaume was unable to avoid the suitcase, and hit it at full-speed will riding a motorcycle. The accident resulted in a serious knee injury, and in 2003, he developed a staph infection in the wounded area, and doctors were forced to amputate his leg.

Unfortunately, Guillaume’s life never quite recovered: he died today at a hospital in Paris due to a severe bout of pneumonia. Sources claimed he became ill while filming “L’Enfance d’lcare” in Romania.

If you haven’t seen any of Guillaume’s films, I suggest checking out “Pola X” and “Process” (co-starring everyone’s favorite EU kook, Beatrice Dalle.) Even if you’re not really into foreign films, both movies are great thrillers.

I know you’re not able to sleep properly at night without knowing who is doing what with Kate Moss’ vajajay, so let me give you a quick update: she’s banging that dude from The Kills again.

Kate and Jamie Hince split briefly last month, but recently reunited. Photographers snapped the couple at an East London gallery, checking out Tracey Emin’s new Travelling Chess exhibition (oooh, fascinating!)

Taylor Momsen, the 15 year old star of Gossip Girl, has reportedly been living fast since her star started rising.

A witness saw the actress last week at the South Street Seaport. “It was like 11 at night,” our spy said. “Taylor was wearing very dark eye makeup and chain-smoking with a really sketchy-looking guy. She was a little suspicious, asking people where the bathroom was. It kind of looked like she and the guy wanted to go in together.”

Taylor also caught some flack for looking especially skinny lately.

“I mean, I’m just kind of naturally thin. My mom’s really thin, and I’m tall. Good genes.

“I just eat healthy. I walk a lot because I live in New York,” she said. “So I try to walk a lot instead of taking cabs.

“I should probably start working out or something,” she added. “I dance, so I guess that’s a full workout. I’ve been dancing since I was three, so I guess that would be it.”

I was kind of shocked to find out that Taylor is only 15 years old. I seriously thought she was 30, until I realized she played Cindy Lou Who in How the Grinch Stole Christmas just 5 years ago.

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Although TMZ published a piece last week claiming there was no way Jamie Lynn Spears could be pregnant again, the National Enquirer is still insisting otherwise. The tab said they spoke to a “Spears family member” who backed up their allegations that the 17 year old is pregnant for the second time.

The source claimed Jamie Lynn’s mother, Lynne Spears, isn’t happy about becoming a grandmother for the second time.

“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member told an Enquirer source. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne doesn’t want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out.

 “Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet.

 “Casey is furious. Jamie Lynn hadn’t told him about the pregnancy. He learned about it in the media and then confronted her and she told him it was true.

“Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone.

“If Jamie Lynn has this baby, you can be sure they will try to sell the official confirmation of the pregnancy to a magazine, as well as the baby photos.”

Jamie Lynn reportedly got pregnant for the second time in fifteen months because she was under the impression that women could not get knocked up while breastfeeding.

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An Angelina Jolie fansite scored a few screencaps of Angelina’s upcoming W Magazine spread. The photos, shot by partner Brad Pitt, appear to show Angelina looking all Mother Theresa and shit, so I’m guessing the rest of the photos are going to be a bit tedious to look at. I mean, she is, after all, just an actress who once bragged about effing Billy Bob Thornton in the back of a limo. Not exact sainthood material.

Look for the magazine on newsstands October 19.

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