• Kate Winslet does Vanity Fair. [DL]
• Dale Bozzio is a fucking douchebag. [BB]
• This dude will never, ever find a wife. Or a date, for that matter. [CK]
• Jessica Simpson’s hairdresser got knocked the eff out. [POTP]
• More “celebrity” boxing. [CS]
• Mary-Kate Olsen convinced Conan O’Brien to shed his clothes. [GB]
• Keanu Reeves was found not guilty in his pap trial. [HMG]
• Liam Gallagher still hates everyone. [RR]
• How to fail a sobriety test. [DR]
• Audrina Patridge dressed as a slutty peacock for Halloween. [BST]
• Do you want to see Russell Brand naked? Are you sure? [LRM]
• Recycling old Britney Spears photos is fun. [INMF]
• Kirsten Dunst is just very sleepy. [TB]
• Is it weird that a toddler looks cooler than the average adult? [SOW]
• Scarlett Johansson said she’ll never move to Hollywood. [DS]
• More on Sienna Miller’s appearance in The Hours’ new video. [AIW]
• Sarah Palin got pranked. [PB]

A Los Angeles judge sentenced Mackenzie Phillips to an eighteen-month drug deferment program after the former “Life Goes On” star plead guilty to cocaine possession. If Mackenzie can manage to complete the program, her record will be expunged.

Police popped the notorious crackie, who has been in rehab about eleven billionty times, last August for drug possession while she was strolling through LAX. She reportedly had “what appeared to be heroin and cocaine in baggies and balloons.”

In an interview with the Daily Mail, Seal opened up about his relationship with wife Heidi Klum. Seal said he first met Heidi five years ago, and shortly after they started dating, she revealed she was pregnant with another dude’s child.

The news didn’t bother Seal, and he eventually took over parenting duties for Heidi’s now-four-year-old daughter, Leni.

‘I was taken aback when I met her,’ says Seal. ‘I thought she was one of the most beautiful women I’d seen. I thought: “Wow! Whoever goes out with that girl is one lucky guy!”

‘A month into our relationship, she told me she was pregnant, but was no longer with the father. I told her it didn’t change the way I felt about her.

‘Apart from being my wife, she’s also my best friend.’

Leni’s biological father, Flavio Briatore, reportedly refused to participate in Leni’s life. Seal, however, has been actively involved since the moment she was born–he was even at Heidi’s side during her delivery.

The couple also have two sons together, Henry, three, and Johan, 23-months.

OT: Heidi and Seal threw a huge Halloween bash at 10ak in NYC. Heidi dressed as Hindi goddess Kali, while Seal came as some sort of Fu Manchu joint.

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Britney Spears celebrated Halloween by attending George Maloof’s house party in Beverly Hills. Her costume consisted of a cheap wig and a pair of wings, so I guess she went as herself, circa last year.

In other Britney news, Simon Cowell confirmed the singer will appear on the UK talent show The X Factor. Simon, the show’s creater, claimed Britney will perform “Womanizer” later this month.

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Breaking news: Angelina Jolie is on the cover of a magazine.

In other news, Angelina and Brad Pitt took their gaggle of children trick-or-treating around Malibu on Friday, and some of the kiddos got assy for the candy.

Maddox dressed as a marine with a helmet while Zahara chose a Jolly Green Giant outfit, says an eyewitness.

Shiloh, meanwhile, dressed as a sheriff. According to the eyewitness, she kept saying to Angie, “I want more candy, mom.” Angelina told her, “You’ll get more, there are more houses.” Shiloh whined, “I don’t want to walk,” so Brad picked her up.

It would have been much cuter if Shiloh dressed up as Billy Bob Thornton. Maybe throw a Jennifer Aniston chin on Maddox?

Holly Madison and Criss Angel took their relationship public on the opening night of his new Cirque Du Soleil Show, “Believe.” The new couple posed for photos on the red carpet, and Criss gave a few soundbites to curious reporters.

When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come.’ She makes me look good.”

Following the show, Angel, hand-in-hand with Madison, headed to a private after-party in conjunction with his show’s opening night.

Question: which one is wearing more makeup? Bonus question: who uses more hair product?

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After dating for six years, Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour ended their relationship recently. A rep for the American Idol judge confirmed the news.

“They broke up about a month ago. It was Terri’s idea, not Simon’s,” Cowell’s rep, Max Clifford told Us on Saturday. “Simon is doing alright, but they were together a long time and so you can understand that it’s going to be a strange time.”

Clifford added: “It was something that was coming, so it wasn’t a shock or a surprise.

“They have so much history,” Clifford said. “They spoke a week ago and were on the phone to each other yesterday.”

Simon, 48, and Terri, 34, started dating in 2002 after meeting through a mutual friend. During the course of their relationship, various rumors surfaced claiming Simon cheated on Terri, although Simon denied the allegations.