It’s a proud night in US history, and I feel so lucky to be alive to see it.

Thank you, America.

• Oooh Britney, wash that weave. [CS]
• Heidi Klum got milk again. [DS]
• Monica Bellucci looks stunning in the new issue of GQ. [DH]
• Nelly has relationship issues. [POTP]
• Pantsuits! [AY]
• Nicole Kidman said she was surprised by her daughter’s easy childbirth. [GB]
• Naomi Watts is very knocked up. [IDWYL]
• NKOTB discuss their tour. [MBWB]
• Jennifer Aniston and dogs do not work well together. [HMG]
• New power couple: 50 Cent and Bette Midler. [AIW]
• Rihanna is the new face of Gucci’s UNICEF campaign. [INMF]
• Shauna Sand works her corner. [DRW]
• Mischa Barton is so sad. [WIMB]
• New stuff from The Killers. [RR]
• Holly Madison claimed Hugh Hefner was “high maintenance.” [TB]
• Gossip Girl spoiler. [SOW]
• Vida Guerra hits the beach. [DR]
• The Hindus are not happy with Heidi Klum. [CK]
• Another Bachelorette couple is dunzo. [BB]
• Random Hayden Panettiere appearance. [BST]
• Carrie Underwood does the cover of Elle. [CFW]
• More from Kate Winslet’s Vanity Fair spread. [PB]
• Oh hey, it’s Coco’s ass. [CDL]

In another effort to prove her marriage to Peter Andre is still solid, Katie Price told OK! Magazine she and Peter want to have more children as soon as possible. Although the tabloids claimed Katie and Peter spent most of this year fighting, the Brit glamour model claimed there’s no truth in the allegations, and to prove them wrong, she plans on having four more children with Peter.

“Ideally I want to have another three kids biologically and then adopt. If something happened and there was a child who needed a home before that, then I’d do it.

“All I know is that I haven’t finished yet when it comes to having kids. Hopefully I will get pregnant next year as we are going to start trying.

Katie and Peter have two children together, Junior, three, and Princess Tiaamii, sixteen months, as well Harvey, six, Katie’s son with footballer Dwight Yorke.

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Since splitting with Drew Barrymore last July, Justin Long’s choice in women severely went down the drain. Shortly after the break up with Drew, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with Kirsten Dunst. That relationship apparently ended, and now he’s making out with Tila Tequila.

On Halloween, Long hooked up with trampy bisexual Tila Tequila in Las Vegas. Spies said the two were spotted at Los Angeles airport and nightclub Noir, where Long “asked her to straddle him while making out. Eww,” our spy sniffed.

This news will probably come as a shock to Tila’s girlfriend, Courtenay “Google Me, You Dumb Fuck” Semel.

According to Page Six, friends of Joaquin Phoenix are worried he might be back to drinking and/or taking drugs. During a bizarre interview with Extra, Joaquin claimed he stopped acting to focus on his music career. Later, he showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman in San Francisco, and appeared to be “out of it.”

Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. “He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd,” said our source. “He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet.”

A rep for Phoenix said, “He’s fine. He just wants to focus on music, and he’ll be at the screening of his film ‘Two Lovers’ on Saturday night in LA, and he’s directed a number of music videos over the past couple of years.”

Joaquin arrived at that premiere with the words “BYE!” and “GOOD” written across his knuckles. When asked what the eff was wrong with him, he replied, “I’m just going to try and like, I’ll just be doing the other thing… Hopefully, I will emotionally impact you with that, as well.”

The thought of Joaquin “emotionally impacting” me is frightening.

Just a few days after checking herself out of a London hospital, Amy Winehouse checked herself back in.

“She had a chest infection [last week] and underwent some tests to make sure nothing else was wrong,” a source tells People. (Earlier this year, doctors diagnosed the Grammy-award-winning chanteuse with scarring of the lungs.)

“She has been told to give up smoking and was initially struggling with that, she was covered in nicotine patches at one point,” says the source. “But she is making an effort.”

After leaving the hospital on Friday, photographers snapped Amy looking less emaciated than she had looked a few days prior. Let’s hope she comes out again this time looking even better.

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Later this month, Lauren Conrad will “unveil” her new Holiday 2008 collection at a nightclub downstairs from my apartment. Am I excited? Um, no, not really. When celebrities make “special VIP appearances” at this club, a “party bus” inevitably parks in front of my building and bumps Salt n Pepa until 2am. It makes my cats nervous.

Anyhoo, if you’re in Boston, and you would like to see overpriced clothing designed by a reality star, head to The Estate on November 15. Look for me on my fire escape shouting about the effects of second-hand smoke.

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