It’s a proud night in US history, and I feel so lucky to be alive to see it.
Archive for November 4th, 2008
In another effort to prove her marriage to Peter Andre is still solid, Katie Price told OK! Magazine she and Peter want to have more children as soon as possible. Although the tabloids claimed Katie and Peter spent most of this year fighting, the Brit glamour model claimed there’s no truth in the allegations, and to prove them wrong, she plans on having four more children with Peter.
Katie and Peter have two children together, Junior, three, and Princess Tiaamii, sixteen months, as well Harvey, six, Katie’s son with footballer Dwight Yorke.
Since splitting with Drew Barrymore last July, Justin Long’s choice in women severely went down the drain. Shortly after the break up with Drew, the “Mac Guy” hooked up with Kirsten Dunst. That relationship apparently ended, and now he’s making out with Tila Tequila.
This news will probably come as a shock to Tila’s girlfriend, Courtenay “Google Me, You Dumb Fuck” Semel.
According to Page Six, friends of Joaquin Phoenix are worried he might be back to drinking and/or taking drugs. During a bizarre interview with Extra, Joaquin claimed he stopped acting to focus on his music career. Later, he showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman in San Francisco, and appeared to be “out of it.”
Joaquin arrived at that premiere with the words “BYE!” and “GOOD” written across his knuckles. When asked what the eff was wrong with him, he replied, “I’m just going to try and like, I’ll just be doing the other thing… Hopefully, I will emotionally impact you with that, as well.”
The thought of Joaquin “emotionally impacting” me is frightening.
After leaving the hospital on Friday, photographers snapped Amy looking less emaciated than she had looked a few days prior. Let’s hope she comes out again this time looking even better.
Later this month, Lauren Conrad will “unveil” her new Holiday 2008 collection at a nightclub downstairs from my apartment. Am I excited? Um, no, not really. When celebrities make “special VIP appearances” at this club, a “party bus” inevitably parks in front of my building and bumps Salt n Pepa until 2am. It makes my cats nervous.
Anyhoo, if you’re in Boston, and you would like to see overpriced clothing designed by a reality star, head to The Estate on November 15. Look for me on my fire escape shouting about the effects of second-hand smoke.