• No, really, they look great. [SOW]
• Kanye West’s new disc leaked to the internet. [PB]
• Vera Farmiga is knocked up. [CK]
• Suri Cruise isn’t into pants. [BB]
• More from the American Music Awards. [AIW]
• Evan Rachel Wood reportedly hooked up with a new dude. [HMG]
• Nicollette Sheridan made out with David Spade over the weekend. [CB]
• Paris Hilton whored it up at the Pussycat Doll Lounge. [DRW]
• How many times is Miley Cyrus going to celebrate her 16th birthday? [WIMB]
• Michelle Williams opens up about Heath Ledger. [INMF]
• Jeez louise. [AY]
• Lily Allen smokes up. [BST]
• Random CITM. [TB]
• Scott Weiland does Leno. [RR]
• “Twilight” ruled the weekend box office. [CS]
• A man was killed in front of the Scientology Centre in Hollywood this week. [DS]
• Kim Kardashian looks hot from certain angles. [DR]
• Tila Tequila was replaced for “A Shot at Love.” [GB]
• Amanda Bynes makes friends. [IDWYL]

During last week’s GQ Men of the Year Awards, Megan Fox told reporters she had a major boner for teen star Zac Efron. Megan’s fiance, Brian Austin Green, most likely stood by her side wordlessly, perhaps thinking of how he could channel his anger into some rap lyrics.

“I’m obsessed with him. What you don’t know is that Zac and I are the same person . . . it’s like Janet and Michael [Jackson], we are the same person.”

Yeah… I don’t know what that means.

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According to News of the World (whatev), Amy Winehouse told friends her marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil was over. The singer reportedly confessed that Blake left her for hot-ass German model Sophie Schandorff.

A friend claimed the seventeen-month-long marriage ended after Blake fell in love with Sophie while in prison this year.

“It’s a watershed for Amy. She’s been up and down for weeks but finally accepts the reality. She still loves Blake on many levels but she sees there’s no future.

“She says he wants to be with Sophie—the model who made a play for him during his court appearances, mouthing ‘I love you.’ Amy knows he’s been in touch with her and it’s almost like she thinks they’re welcome to each other. But she’s so furious she won’t let the girl’s name even be mentioned around her.”

Amy told friends she and Blake were only together “for sex,” and engaged in barf-tastic threesomes with various broads.

“They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. She said she’s had a string of female lovers. Whenever Blake said he wanted three-in-a-bed Amy would fix it.

“They didn’t care about sharing themselves with others because it turned them on. They thought they were on this sexual journey together. And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper.

“Amy said that was the basis for their relationship. It was built on sex so when he went inside prison there was nothing for them to fall back on. She’s not been to see Blake since he came out and she’s had loads of opportunities. Without their rampant sex life they’ve got nothing, it seems. Amy still cares about Blake and wants to help him through rehab but can’t see any chance of them getting back together.

“They were bad for each other, each pushing the other to excess, whether drugs or sex. Plus he sponged off her. And she’s awake to that now.”

Blake is currently in a London rehab center, but told the media earlier this month he planned to reunite with his wife.

A London judge granted Madonna and Guy Ritchie a preliminary “quickie” divorce last week. The move was the first step in dividing up the couple’s assets and child custody.

Friends claimed the singer put the eight year marriage behind her, and instead decided to focus on her children (including daughter Lourdes and sons Rocco and David) and career.

“It’s a sad situation, but she’s not heartbroken,” says a source. “She’s handling it well. She’s got a very busy life.”

On Wednesday, witnesses spotted Madonna having cocktails with her other ex-husband, Sean Penn, at the Greenwich Hotel. Madonna and Sean divorced in 1989 after four years of marriage.

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When asked about her recent break up with Benji Madden, Paris Hilton claimed they were “just taking a break.” The couple split last week after dating for over nine months, but Paris told Ryan Seacrest she was just “traveling a lot,” and didn’t have time to persue the relationship.

“Right now, we’re just taking a break,” Hilton, 27, told Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show Friday. “We’re really good friends. We’re very close.

“He’s such an amazing man,” she told Seacrest. “He’s my best friend. He’s been so great to me, so loyal. He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close. We’ll see what happens in the future. I’m still in love with him,” she added.

Sources blabbed that Paris ended the relationship because of Benji’s “controlling ways,” but Paris denied the allegations, saying, “never been treated so well” in her life.

“He’s just very protective as any man would be who’s in love,” Hilton said. “He wants me to make the right choices. Anyone who’s spreading rumors like that is just someone who I probably got out of my life. Since I’ve been with him, I’ve really separated myself from a lot of the places I used to go and people I know.”

“He’s just very protective as any man would be who’s in love… “ Oh snap, famous last words.

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A surveillance camera in a Washington DC nightclub “caught” Lindsay Lohan mixing herself a vodka and Redbull cocktail last week. Lindsay, who underwent rehab twice last year, was at the club while girlfriend Samantha Ronson DJ’d.

The media acted as Lindsay having a drink at a nightclub was a huge deal, but unless they catch her sniffing coke off a clown’s ass or something, I’m not so sure she’s gone off the deep end yet.

The 2008 American Music Awards aired last night, and nothing exciting really happened (Chris Brown won everything), with the exception of Christina Aguilera’s shit-tastic medley. Christina croaked her way through her songs when she wasn’t openly lip-synching.