“90210″ star Anna McCord, aggressively enjoying a banana on-set.

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• Yeah, kid, getcha some. [BST]
• Michael Jackson will announce his upcoming tour dates on Thursday. [DS]
• This looks painful. [IDWYL]
• Michael Lohan thinks Judaism is just a phase for Lindsay Lohan. However, he said the same thing about her love of vag, and that love is still going strong. [AIW]
• Viewers weren’t too thrilled with this season’s “Bachelor” finale. [CVL]
• Ugh, these two. [GB]
• Celebs turned out for the premiere of “The Watchman.” [INMF]
• Snoop Dogg joined the Nation of Islam. [HMG]
• Oprah and Larry King are fighting over the first US interview with Jade Goody. [SL]
• Russell Brand claimed he is writing “the most contentious book since Mein Kampf.” [JS]
• Celebrities wearing hand bras. [CR]
• Kate Hudson in gold. [AY]
• Danielle Lloyd revealed she was abused by a boyfriend. [GH]
• Tilda Swinton’s dress looks like a blood clot. [POTP]
• Kevin Federline is faaaaaaaat. [CNW]
• Halle Berry launched her own perfume line. [YH]
• Who gave Lauren Conrad a book deal and why? [TB]
• I love puns about testicles. [SOW]
• John Mayer thinks he’s a keeper. [CK]
• Rosario Dawson’s mother has issues that should probably be addressed by a psychiatrist. [BB]
• Avril Lavigne looks straight up preggers. [WIMB]
• Blind items are fun. [AG]
• One more week until Dancing with the Stars. [PB]
• Megan Hauserman sued Sharon Osbourne over the Charm School reunion hair-pulling incident. [CS]

In Glamour Magazine’s April issue, Katie Holmes opened up about her life as a mother to two year old daughter Suri. Katie claimed motherhood has been “the most amazing experience,” but she still gets bothered by tabloid gossip about her daughter.

“Some of the stuff [people said] was such absolutely horrible things to say about a child. It was so uncalled for and so disgusting. Enough is enough.

“I definitely felt like, as a woman, as the mother of Suri, I want to handle this! My mom is very strong, and if anyone ever said anything about any of us, she would be, ‘Excuse’ me? That’s my family!”

Katie went on to say rumors that she’s expecting another child are not true, which is kind of obvs just by looking at her withering frame.

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After spending thirty days at rehab clinic in Oregon, Kelly Osbourne arrived back in LA with fiance Luke Worrell in tow. Kelly entered the Hazelden Alcohol and Drug Rehabilitation Clinic in Newburg, OR in January for an undisclosed addiction, but apparently kicked her habit.

This was Kelly’s third trip to rehab, following stints for an addiction to prescription pills in 2004 and 2005.

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Just as we suspect Jade Goody’s health couldn’t get any worse, it actually did get worse.  The Brit reality star’s doctors discovered that her cancer spread to her brain, and there’s little they can do to stop it, or alleviate Jade’s pain.

A distraught family friend said: “Jade was told while in a hospice at the weekend that the cancer was travelling freely in her blood and has spread to her brain.

“This is, of course, awful but not unexpected. She has already been told the disease is terminal. But by understanding how it is travelling in her body, the doctors have a chance of giving her the right medication to control her pain.

“This hasn’t shortened her life expectancy, which remains at weeks. But of course it is another extremely painful reminder of what lies ahead. Jade still wants to go home, but won’t until she can be given the correct medication to make her condition bearable. She doesn’t want to see her kids upset.”

Doctors told Jade her current life expectancy is two to four weeks at the most.

Photos of Miley Cyrus jogging in cut-off shorts and a green bikini top surfaced over the weekend. Many were left wondering why Miley went for a jog in a bikini top, and many more perved out over the 16 year old’s cleavage.

Miley called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show on Monday to voice her dismay on being perved upon.

“I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever. I guess it’s just… I’m not allowed to jog any more.

“I don’t get why people are allowed to take pictures and make them something they’re not, but I guess that’s just how their job works and how they’ll make the most money.”

Um, ok, but why were you jogging in a bikini?

Cyrus said she was with her 8-year-old little sister, who “wanted to have a car wash. So I was like, ‘OK, we’re going to have a car wash.’”

They agreed to wash [boyfriend Justin] Gaston’s “really hideous truck.”

“It’s, like, 100 degrees out,” said Cyrus, who wore shorts and a bathing suit top under her mom’s baggy T-shirt.

“As I’m running, it got a little bit lower and you could see a little of the bathing suit top,” Cyrus said. “So, oh my goodness, Miley Cyrus wears a two-piece! Kill me! I’m wearing a two-piece. … with an 8-year old.”

I guess that clears everything up.

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