According to reports in the Irish media, Liam Neeson’s wife, Natasha Richardson, was critically injured in a skiing accident. The actress, currently in a Montreal hospital, suffered a traumatic brain injury. The article released on the accident described Natasha as “near death.”

No other details are known at this moment.

A judge quashed an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan today. In an early-morning court hearing, Lindsay’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, provided proof to the judge that Lindsay has complied with the terms of her probation, which included attending an alcohol-awareness classes.

“Lindsay Lohan has been complying with aspects of the program,” Judge Marsha Nevel said, adding that there had been “no dirty [drug] tests.”

Lohan will enroll in a new alcohol and drug program; her attorney will provide proof by April 3.

The judge also asked that the court be notified of any future issues “so that things won’t go out of control.”

According to reports, Lohan failed to show at three alcohol education classes within a 21-day period. TMZ.com reports that Lohan was excused from two classes, and couldn’t attend the third because the paparazzi made it impossible for her.

I’m beyond sad we will not see a new Lindsay mug shot. I guess we’ll probably only have to wait until she gets popped again, but still… I hate waiting.

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Congrats to Jenna Jameson: the former adult actress and partner Tito Ortiz welcomed twin sons on Monday morning. The as-yet-unnamed boys are the first children for the couple, who first hooked up two years ago.

“They’re in very good health,” her rep tells Us.

“She’s been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito’s events in Las Vegas,” a source told Us. “She’s very excited to be a mom.”

The boys are a bit early: Jenna originally confirmed she would be due in April.

• Please put it away, Brooke Hogan. [POTP]
• Non-shocker of the day: Britney Spears’ vagina. [TB]
• Russell Simmons has a new piece, plus embarrassing public yoga (yogo!) positions. [BST]
• More from the MET gala. [INMF]
• There’s a “MacGuyver” movie in the works. [HMG]
• Everyday he’s hustlin’. [GH]
• Some dude was arrested for attempting to sell Paris Hilton’s lost cellphone. [CS]
• Don Imus has stage two prostate cancer. [BB]
• Jesus moved in with Madonna. [AIW]
• Pam Anderson’s new boyfriend looks like a trailer park version of Chuck Norris. [PB]
• Vintage Megan Fox macks on some kid with bad skin. [YH]
• Kevin Federline is reportedly hitting dem skins again. [GB]
• Andy Samberg will host MTV’s Movie Awards. [SOW]
• Kelly Osbourne’s boyfriend has awful hair. [SL]
• The NYC auditions for America’s Next Top Model got c-c-c-razy. [JS]
• Jade Goody’s family held a weekend vigil at her bedside. [CVL]
• Gwyneth Paltrow’s new gym is struggling for members. [AG]
• Dora the Explorer is all grown up. Hola. [DS]
• Remember last week on ANTM when they cut off Aminat’s weave? Well, Jessica Alba is apparently wearing it now. [AY]

Everyone has something to say about Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career, even his “Two Lovers” co-star Gwyneth Paltrow. Despite Joaquin’s assertion that his acting career is over forever, Gwyneth claimed she doubted his intentions, and suggested he should “live in the projects to get some authenticity.” Oh God.

“I think that there might be some other explanation or something going on. I’m not quite sure what, but I can’t believe that he’s really going to quit [acting] forever to become a rapper,” she told MTV UK during a promotional junket for Two Lovers. “It seems odd.”

When asked what advice she has for her costar, she replied, “Hmm … maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity, maybe.”

Gwyneth Paltrow: hip-hop authenticity expert.

Popular character actor Ron Silver died on Sunday at the age of 62. The former “West Wing” star passed away from esophageal cancer.

“Ron Silver died peacefully in his sleep with his family around him early Sunday morning” in New York City, said Robin Bronk, executive director of the Creative Coalition, which Silver helped found. “He had been fighting esophageal cancer for two years.”

Silver won a Tony in 1988 for his powerful performance in David Mamet’s Broadway production of “Speed-the-Plow.”

Kanye West also attended the MET gala last night, and was accompanied by his hot-ass girlfriend, Amber Rose.

I’m not sure why, but I’m mildly obsessed Amber. I think it might be because I’m so astonished by her streetwear. Oh, and the fact that she’s totally into butch-looking broads. I mean, it’s just a weird combo, so I’m intrigued.