• I didn’t really want to eat dinner anyways. [YH]
• Jessica Simpson can’t remember the words to her own lyrics. [CNW]
• Lisa Rinna is kinda pathetic. [PB]
• Shauna Sand is topless in public again. [GH]
• Oh snap, this looks painful. [AIW]
• Random Miley Cyrus appearance. [BST]
• No one cares about Vin Diesel. [TB]
• Nicole Richie is getting hella pregnant. [POTP]
• Celebrity tributes to Natasha Richardson. [TS]
• Michelle Williams and Matilda cute it up. [AS]
• Jewel discusses her crunked-up teeth. [CVL]
• Seth Rogan is on the cover of Playboy. [JS]
• American Idol update. [SOW]
• Heather Locklear is apparently not Melrose Place-bound. [BB]
• Rihanna is out, sans sunglasses. [INMF]
• Kanye West could face thirty months in jail. [GB]
• Avril Lavigne’s wardrobe still thinks it’s 1999. [DS]
• Lady Gaga admits to being a former stripper and crackie. [AG]
• Hella sequins. [AY]
• If you bought this for your kid, you’re probably an asshole. [LS]

Perv-a-holic Terry Richardson shot the Gossip Girl kids for a spread in the new issue of Rolling Stone. Being the depraved individual that he is, Terry photographed co-stars Blake Lively and Leighton Meester sucking on various objects, as well as each other, which I’m sure wasn’t totally awkward.

According to WWD, Marc Jacobs and boyfriend Lorenzo Martone are engaged. The designer and the ad exec started dating a year ago.

Sources claimed the couple will announce the good news sometime later today when they travel to Lorenzo’s native Brazil to oversee the opening of Marc’s new multi-brand store in Sao Paolo.

Jenna Jameson announced the names of her newborn twin boys: Jesse Jameson Ortiz and Journey Jett Ortiz. I was really expecting much worse (Labia HotDog and Urethra Bologna Ortiz, perhaps?), so I won’t hate.

The twins, who weighed around four pounds each, are the first babies for Jenna and partner Tito Ortiz.