• Joe Jonas tries to steal Miley’s Asian thunder. [YH]
• Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of Nylon’s April 2009 edition. [TS]
• Dita Von Teese claimed Marilyn Manson regrets their divorce. [CVL]
• President Obama appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. [GB]
• OctoMom: the sculpture. [PB]
• Beyonce loves Guitar Hero. [AS]
• Audrina Patridge has a fledgling movie career. [AG]
• Kelis is looking way knocked up. [POTP]
• Nicole Kidman plus baby. [LS]
• Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green share self-tanner. [JS]
• Rihanna and Chris Brown sex tape? [CNW]
• Check out Lindsay Lohan’s cheesyball tv ad. [SOW]
• Fergie keeps it butta. [BST]
• Students campaign against drowsy James Franco. [INMF]
• Broadway honors Natasha Richardson by dimming their lights. [HMG]
• Bruce Willis is reportedly planning a weekend wedding with his model GF. [GB]
• Miley Cyrus shakes it. [DS]
• Kelly Osbourne discusses rehab and marriage. [BB]
• No fucking way she’s only 23. [AIW]
• Ed Westwick really, really, really wants you to believe he’s not gay. [TB]

Have you ever wondered what thirty-seven years behind bars could do to you? Well, if Charles Manson is any indication, it sure as hell doesn’t make you pretty.

Corcoran State Prison took this photo of seventy-four year old Manson, and ooo wee, he’s lost some of his intensity. It does make me think, though, is he at the age where he now looks in the mirror, and is like, “Oh snap, maybe that swastika tattoo was a bad idea?”