Billy Bob Thornton acted like a total ass during an interview with Canadian radio station Q this week. Homeboy showed up to promote his band, Boxmasters or something, Idk, and got all bent out of shape when the interviewer dared mention Billy Bob’s film career. Because, you know, it’s completely crazy to mention that Billy Bob has this little side gig as an actor.

Billy Bob put Joaquin Phoenix to shame with his bizarre behavior and overall assy-ness. “Shit, I don’t know” was the most clever answer Billy Bob could muster during the interview. Thankfully, the interviewer, Jian Ghomeshi, didn’t take his shit.

• Despite tab reports to the contrary, Angelina Jolie did not collapse on the set of “Salt.” [CVL]
• There may be a plot leak for the upcoming “Sex and the City” movie. [AS]
• Rob Lowe is winning the nanny battle. [PB]
• Um… what? [JS]
• Zac Efron does Funny or Die. [SOW]
• Hugh Jackman is bummed by the “Wolverine” leak. [AG]
• Kate Moss has her nips out again. [GH]
• Ashlee Simpson Tweets a photo of baby Bronx. [CS]
• Charlie Sheen’s newborn son Max was released from the hospital. [GB]
• So effing cute. [LS]
• Courteney Cox has cougar plans. [CNW]
• Helena Christensen plus bikini and assy glare. [YH]
• Random Megan Fox appearance. [BST]
• Lindsay Lohan shops away the pain. [INMF]
• Kendra Wilkinson is armed and dangerous. [GB]
• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are riding dirty. A lot. [DS]
• Michael Lohan cleared his schedule for his daughter. [BB]
• Danielle Lloyd loves to steal celebrity tattoo ideas. [AIW]
• The bully from “Harry Potter” was busted for growing pot in his bedroom. [HMG]
• Bono cops a feel. [PB]

In an odd move, Lindsay Lohan gave Us Weekly an interview about her recent break up with Samantha Ronson. The 22 year old starlet claimed she was in “absolute hell” and “so alone” since Samantha ended their relationship over the weekend.

“It’s absolute hell,” Lohan told Us on Monday in a far-ranging interview over several lengthy phone calls and emails where she was both agitated, crying and baffled by the turn of events.

Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont.

“The worst night of my life,” Lohan — who was staying directly one floor above the Ronsons with her mom Dina and sister Ali — tells Us.

“I’m not a bad person and this is what happens,” Lohan told Us through tears. “I was raised to treat people well, and I’m so tired of this drama.”

Lohan says she’s “so alone” without Ronson.

“Everyone’s turned on me,” says the actress. She tells the magazine that the night of the Chateau showdown, Nicole Richie walked by her and said “Uck,” and Drea De Matteo said, “Come at me, bitch.”

“I’m a fucking 22-year-old girl who’s in love,” she says. “I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie.

“I’m just really hurt!” she says. “The whole situation is sick.”

Friends told the magazine they were worried about Lindsay’s mental state, and believed Lindsay might try to take her own life. Sam reportedly tried to end their relationship multiple times over the past month, but “Lindsay threatens to kill herself,” according to sources.

Victoria Beckham stepped out in Milan for a shopping trip this week while wearing the ugliest effing outfit I have ever seen. As a someone who remembers the 1980’s, I can assure you that shoulder pads and stone-washed jeans with heels is not something we want to revisit.

I don’t care how fly Victoria is, no one can pull that shit off.

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Kathy Griffin posed in a bikini for the new issue of OK! Magazine, and damn, she looked foine. The 48 year old comedienne claimed the body is all natural–she hasn’t had any cosmetic surgery since 2003, and instead works out five days a week for an hour and a half.