Have you seen the 1987 movie The Stepfather?

After reading Joe Simpson’s bizarely upbeat Tweets regarding his perfect family (including wife Tina, daughters Jessica and Ashlee, eyeliner-wearing son-in-law Pete Wentz, and Tony Romo, aka the dude who’s plowing Jessica), I seriously hope someone casts him in an updated version of The Stepfather.

At least mildly creepy.

Tweets via Pop on the Pop

• I already put a bid in. Holla. [YH]
• So what did we learn from the “hipster grifter” Kari Ferrell? Fake ”terminally ill ppl are really just DOWN2FUCK like krayzee.” [HR]
• Rihanna apparently doesn’t mind if you diss Chris Brown. [HMG]
• The other Kardashian Sisters managed to score their own reality series. [CVL]
• Madonna blamed the paparazzi for her fall off a horse. [GH]
• Lindsay Lohan is all over Leo DiCaprio’s jock. [WIMB]
• FYI, Russian broads named Oksana: pretending to bang Mel Gibson is gross and probably not really that good for your career. [JS]
• Jessica Biel’s boobs finally make their debut. [CNW]
• Justin Timberlake wants to make sweet music with Amy Winehouse. Good luck with that. [GB]
• Random celebs roast in the sun at Coachella. [INMF]
• Battle of the fug jackets. [AIW]
• Drew Barrymore and her hair at the LA premiere of “Grey Gardens.” [BST]
• Brooke Hogan hides her schlong for a new video shoot. [PB]
• Ellen Pompeo is knocked up. [BB]
• Ashlee Simpson totes her depressed-looking kid around the set of Melrose Place 2.0 [SOW]
• Wamp wamp waaaaaamp, Miss California. [POTP]
• I wasn’t aware you had to take sides when it came to malaria. [AS]
• The new Black Eyed Peas video is pretty annoying. [AG]
• Kristen Bell isn’t feeling Russell Brand. Oh well. [CS]

If you’ve noticed photos of Lady Gaga recently carrying a purple teacup, it isn’t a coincidence: homegirl is retarded over that teacup. The singer reportedly lost her shit on Friday after she mistakenly left the teacup behind at a London restaurant.

She sipped ginger tea from the cup during Thursday’s filming of Friday Night with Jonathan Ross.

Ross welcomed Lady Gaga to the sofa saying: “You’ve brought your tea out in your beautiful teacup.”

But just hours later she left it at the restaurant.

A source said: “She kicked up a stink and demanded someone get her cup and saucer back.

“She wouldn’t drink out of anything else. It just looked like any other cup and saucer to me and said ‘Made in China’ on the bottom. It seemed a lot of fuss over nothing.”

A spokesman for Lady GaGa said: “Lady GaGa does not want to reveal anything about the teacup itself, but drinking ginger tea is very good for singers.”

Isn’t fake eccentricity fun?

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While her cohorts chilled out in the California desert for Coachella, Lindsay Lohan attended the opening of Melanie Brown’s topless revue, “Peepshow,” at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.

The starlet and the former Spice Girl compared mismatched Loubs during a photo-op after the show.

According to some reports, though, Lindsay’s trip to Vegas might have been for business purposes: cash-strapped Lindsay is reportedly considering joining the “Peepshow.”

The “Mean Girl” was even overheard gushing to Mel B. as they headed to the after-party at Planet Hollywood’s Prive nightclub about how much she loved the provocative production and how much she trusts Mitchell to direct her in an on-stage striptease.

“If they make me an offer, and the money’s right, I’ll do it,” Lohan reportedly said.

We’re told the producers are very interested and would be “more than happy” to take the risk of having the “reformed rehabber” come on-board, but apparently it’s a toss between Lohan, Holly Madison and Brooke Burke for the racy role. So if Lohan does get the adults-only gig, she’ll play “Bo Peep,” a timid girl who the Diva (played by Mel B.) guides in her transformation into a confident, sensual woman while surrounded by a slew of semi-naked burlesque beauties.

Unfortunately, the gig might push Lindsay even further to the dark side: sources at the after-party said Lindsay “made no attempt to hide that she was drinking vodka and soda with a splash of cranberry.”

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Kathy Griffin picked up the Vanguard Award at the 20th Annual GLAAD Media Awards on Saturday night. For reasons I’m not entirely sure of, the comedienne accepted her award while wearing a bikini. I know she’s looking hot lately, but two bikini appearances in one year is a bit much, you know?

Anyhoo, here is a full list of GLAAD winners:

Excellence in Media Award:  Tyra Banks  (presented by Clay Aiken)
Vito Russo Award:  Suze Orman  (presented by T.R. Knight)
Special Recognition Award:  Phil Donahue (presented by Cherry Jones)
Special Recognition Award: The Laramie Project, 10 Years Later, The Lasting Legacy of Matthew Shepard (presented by Stockard Channing)
Outstanding Film, Limited Release:  TIE: Noah’s Arc: Jumping the Broom (Logo Features/New Open Door Productions) and Shelter (Regent Releasing)
Outstanding Documentary:  A Jihad For Love (First Run Features)
Outstanding Daily Drama: As the World Turns (CBS)
Outstanding TV Journalism Segment:  “Special Comment: Gay Marriage is a Question of Love”Countdown with Keith Olbermann (MSNBC)
Outstanding Newspaper Overall Coverage: The New York Times
Outstanding Magazine Article: “Let God Love Gene Robinson” by Andrew Corsello (GQ)
Outstanding Magazine Overall Coverage: Newsweek
Outstanding Music Artist: k.d. lang, Watershed
Outstanding Comic Book: Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Drew Goddard, Jeph Loeb and Joss Whedon (Dark Horse Comics)
Outstanding New York Theater: Broadway & Off-Broadway: Wig Out! by Tarell Alvin McCraney

Chloe Sevigny took her “I dress like an asshole, but it’s ok, because I’m really attractive” shtick a bit too far over the weekend at the Coachella Music Festival. The “Big Love” star looked like she raided a nursing home wardrobe with black socks and old lady sandals.

Very sad.

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