Remember when Colin Farrell was mad hot? Like, around 2002? He was so fine, every straight girl and gay dude who saw his wang in “Tigerland” was lining up to do him, despite the fact that he probably had every venereal disease known to man. I mean, that’s how hot he was: people were willing to contract an incurable disease just to get on him.
Sadly, those days are long gone. Sometime around “Miami Vice,” Colin’s stock went way down, and the only broads he could bag were tranny-looking coat check girls. Sigh.
Anyhoo, photographers spotted Colin arriving at LAX over the weekend, wearing a pair of boots that look like they were stolen from a serial killer.