While performing onstage in Lisbon for her “Sticky & Sweet” world tour, Madonna did… something, Idk… to a guitar for an extended period of time, and then promptly fell on her ass.

That’s a good way to break a hip, grandma.

5 Responses to “That’s What You Get for Torturing That Guitar”
  1. Kristie says:

    I feel like my eyeballs were raped.

  2. Kevin says:

    She is such a jackass.

  3. Anonymous says:

    maybe it’s the hooker boots? nah.

  4. miss fitz says:

    I am a closeted Madonna fan, mostly because of this kind of crap. i can live with her less than stellar guitar playing, but forcing that guitar to participate in that awful threesome is as unforgivable as a Sean John perfume.

  5. kATE says:

    I think I just seizured