Verne Troyer finally found love again after his sex tape fiasco. Unfortunately, Verne fell for a serial midget-dater named Dominique Arganese, and she’s trying to get her acrylic nails on every little person in Hollywood.

Troyer was first dissed by his ex, Ranae Shrider, when she sold a sex tape of the two and made fun of his puny endowment and subpar prowess. Now, the little lothario is being cuckolded again. Troyer had been romancing sizzling-hot Canadian model Dominique Arganese - but we’ve seen photos of her cheating on him with another little person, “Jackass” star Wee Man. But at least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher’s new show, “Beacher’s Burlesque,” opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. “She’s one of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show,” Beacher told Page Six.

I sincerly hope Dominique put “sleeping with every midget in town” on her resume.

Check out Drunken Stepfather for more photos of Dominique and the tiny men in her life.

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