On Friday, a Las Vegas jury found OJ Simpson guilty of twelve criminal counts, including kidnapping, armed robbery, and burgulry. The charges stemmed from a sports memorabilia heist in a Las Vegas hotel room last year.

The judge in the case remanded OJ into custody, meaning A.C. Cowling will not be coming to the rescue this time. Too bad: the conviction means OJ could spend the rest of his life behind bars.

11 Responses to “Sucks to be OJ Simpson”
  1. chrissy says:

    about fucking time…….

  2. Jinxy says:

    Thank you intelligent jurors! At least this murdering menace will be off the streets.

  3. rcatto says:

    I agree with Chrissy

  4. Nomi says:

    I bet he about shit his pants when they read the verdict.

    So awesome.

  5. Ta2dMom says:

    At least someone was smart enough to put his murdering ass in jail.
    You don’t always get away with it OJ.
    Asshole.

  6. Bwana Umboko says:

    HA HA HA… YOU DUMBASS!!

  7. Anonymous says:

    13 years to the DAY… if that isn’t karma, I don’t know WHAT is.

  8. Victor says:

    Is that his reaction when the verdict was read? Because it should be.

    Man oh Manischewitz, I hope video of that moment shows up somewhere.

  9. LankaKitten says:

    Ugh, dick.

  10. dick gazenya says:

    he’ll be a trophy in the big house,or somones bitch.hope he rots there.

  11. allen says:

    it,s a cryin f,n shame you have to be associated with any sport at all. i hope your woman killin rotten ass continues to rot in hell