California police arrested Joe Son, the fat dude who played “Random Task” in the first “Austin Powers” movie, on rape charges. Dr. Evil’s henchman is accused of participating in a vicious 1990 gang rape.
Here’s how it all went down. Son pleaded guilty back in May to felony vandalism. The plea required him to fork over a DNA sample. Investigators ran his sample and found Son’s DNA connected him to an unsolved gang rape back in 1990, where a woman was pistol-whipped, raped, threatened with death and eventually blindfolded and released naked.
Son has been charged with five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of forcible sodomy, two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force.
If convicted, Son faces up to 275 years in prison, but keeping his “Random Task” character in mind, I think the state of California should throw shoes at him until he dies.
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October 10th, 2008 at 10:45 am
How horrible! Good riddance, buddy.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Holy shit. Well, have fun in prison, dude. I’m sure you’ll get what’s coming to you.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Rape is a act of violence not sex, but jesus what the hell! This guy is a total menace to society. I think that 275 is really not enough for what he did to that woman, ruined her life. I do imagine she’s going to sleep better with him away. I wonder how many more victims will come forward, this was not a one time thing.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
OMG THAT’S HORRIBLE, MEN LIKE THAT SHOULD BE KILLED. RAPE IS TERRIBLE.