• Oooh girl, I can’t believe your daddy lets you leave the double-wide in those shorts. [DRW]
• I love The Ettes. [AIW]
• Oh hey, Anna Paquin’s nip. [YH]
• The Jonas Brothers will perform at the Cowboy’s half-time show on Thanksgiving. [WIMB]
• Some dude is suing Bon Jovi for $400 billion. Yes, seriously, $400 billion. [RR]
• If you’re gonna fight, then fight. Don’t stand around playing “Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.” [SOW]
• Salma Hayek isn’t into papatazzi. [DR]
• Mark Wahlberg isn’t amused. [TB]
• Non-shocker: Jamie Lynn Spears shopping at Wal-Mart. [BST]
• Non-shocker number two: Lindsay Lohan at a random party. [INMF]
• Ew: Britney Spears “sex-texting” Kevin Federline. [HMG]
• Oh noes: paparazzi broke into Ashley Tisdale’s home. Looking for her beauty secrets, no doubt. [GB]
• Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renewed their vows in Vegas over the weekend. [DS]
• Tara Reid must have a head injury or something. [CK]
• Jessica Simpson would like to remind us (again) that she is not engaged to Tony Romo. Repeating: NOT ENGAGED. [FH]
• Vanessa Hudgens is trying to get into Tom Cruise’s pants. [BB]
• We’re apparently not invited in. [PB]
• Meg Ryan’s face seriously scares the shit out of me. [CFW]
• Don’t eat the cotton candy at Amy Winehouse’s apartment. [CS]
• How long can one woman possibly suck her gut in for photographers? [CDL]
• I had hella pork buns this weekend. [RF]

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