It’s Wednesday, so I think I probably know what’s on your mind this morning. Hang on, I’m going to guess: you’re wondering what David Beckham is like in the sack. I’m right, right?
Well, anyhoo, some old whore who boffedÂ David a few years ago, is still bragging about the adultress affair. Rebecca Loos once worked as a personal assistant to the soccer star, until the press publicized their affair in 2004. Although it’s been four years since David admitted to the affair, Rebecca is still trying to make a dollar off the scandal.
In her most recent interview, Rebecca told The Sun that David ranked “eight or eight and a half” out of ten for his performance in bed.
â€œYeah, he was good. He looks like heâ€™d be good. You can usually tell.â€
When asked what the midfielder would score out of ten, she added: â€œEight, eight and a half. And very confident. Itâ€™s nice when a man is confident in the bedroom.â€
Loos, 31, who earns a living through reality shows and modeling, also put the boot into Posh, 34, rating her the worldâ€™s least attractive woman star.
Asked who was the â€œleast fanciable female celebâ€ she said: â€œWe both know what Iâ€™m thinking! But Iâ€™ll just stir it up… Iâ€™ll just say anyone whoâ€™s skeleton thin and plastic looking.â€
Asked what she would say if she bumped into Posh, she said: â€œNot much, probably.â€
I would hope Victoria Beckham would knocked her skanky ass the eff out if they ever bumped into each other.