In case you were wondering, yes, Sean Combs serves hash brownies at his fancy-ass “White Parties” in the Hamptons. At least, according to Mark Ronson, he does:

“I hadn’t eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down,” the deejay tells Paper. After that, “every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really [bleep]y, but I had to play through the set. I couldn’t just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a [bleep]-load of hash brownies, I can’t do your White Party.’ “

In other Diddy news, the hip-hop entrepreneur caused a controversy with the above photo of himself and his one-and-half-year-old twins, D’Lila Star Combs and Jessie James Combs. The photo, shot by famed photographer Mark Seliger, appeared in L’Uomo Vogue’s October 2008 music issue.

Diddy’s twins are naked on a bear-skin rug, and accessorized with tiny bow-ties.  Critics thought the girls looked like little Chippendale dancers, but I think they just look like little babies chilling on a bear-skin rug… and that’s totally normal, you know?

5 Responses to “In Case You Were Wondering, Diddy Edition”
  1. Megze says:

    I totally misread that as hash browns and was like “Mark Ronson’s a wuss”.

  2. JDK says:

    it’s just a pic.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Ugly ass kids!

  4. yumchen says:

    cute pic.

    People that sexualize babies in family pics like this are sick stupid mutherfuckers.

  5. Ta2dMom says:

    There is no reason to be up in arms about that photo.
    But, I totally assumed the kids were boys (I forgot they were girls) because they’re in little black bow ties instead of something more girly. That’s the only thing I thought of when I saw the picture.