Jessica Simpson might be kicking ass at the box office in Russia, but that success does not translate to US audiences.

“Major Movie Star” grabbed the number one spot at the box office last week in Russia, but it will not have the same chance in the States: a studio source claimed Jessica’s movie will go straight to DVD for American audiences and re-named “Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous.”

Be sure to add it to your Netflix queue on February 3.

2 Responses to “‘Private Valentine’ Sounds Like a Porno”
  1. Ta2dMom says:

    Oh yeah, can’t wait. I’m chomping at the bit to see this.

    Or, you know, not.

  2. Robert says:

    I’ve been waiting for years for someone to have the guts to re-make Private Benjamin. This is can not be it!