Last week, I was on the Green Line of Boston’s subway system, and a lady sitting across from me (well, she was drooling heavily, so I guess she wasn’t technically a “lady”) looked at me and said, “You poo-poo?” I wasn’t sure what she was talking about, but I assumed it would involve her flinging feces at me, so I got off at the next stop.
In other news, Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson took the subway in NYC this week. I’m not sure if they had any feces encounters in the process.
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October 31st, 2008 at 10:25 am
Okay, now I have two new things to say randomly to people.
“Google me you dumb fuck” and “you poo-poo?” Yeah, people will learn quickly to steer clear of me.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:31 am
Actually most celebs take the subway. It’s just way faster. I’ve seen way more impressive people on the A train than those 2.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:55 am
lucky you. i love being me but, i keep getting mobbed by dudes trying to touch me, when i get on the subway. i can’t tell you how embarrassing that is. i mean shouldn’t it be the women trying to touch me, uh.
October 31st, 2008 at 11:02 am
the other day, i saw a little girl who look’s just like sam. uuumm. come here.
October 31st, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Any time someone asks me something like “You poo-poo?”, I try to come back at them with some TMI answers in hopes of making them equally uncomfortable. (e.g. “Word, I just took a HUGE dump at Starbucks. Turns out I can’t digest blueberries. It smelled kind of like ammonia.” etc.)
Sometimes it works, sometimes I get followed by crazy people for a few weeks.
October 31st, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Loser Lindsey! No talent, no money. MAKE HER GO AWAY!
October 31st, 2008 at 6:55 pm
kayla go suck on britney’s punani
November 3rd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
ah, The Green Line…bringing you Sketchy shit from, 5am to 12:30 every day!